Breaking New Theory: Amy Schumer has horse semen delivered to her trailer every morning on the set of her show

35  2016-02-21 by Ant_Sucks

Every single paparazzi shot of Amy has her drinking from the same coffee cup

Here and here and here too. Every single day

Now we know it's not coffee, because no adult drinks coffee with a straw, so logically that can only mean it's horse semen.

Why horse semen? Well, think about it. How else would she fit in her recommended daily allowance of cum while on a busy shooting schedule. Also explains the weight gain.

Discuss.

19 comments

27  justbabbling 2016-02-21

I see no flaw in this theory, well done.

19  Balake123 2016-02-21

It says Decaf on one. What a weird name for a horse.

21  greasy_cheeks 2016-02-21

She needs to find a horse named Fat Free

13  Popblawo 2016-02-21

Greasy got a nigga! Sribs hurtin today.

6  CaveExplorer 2016-02-21

Decaf? I thought it was a horse, not a cow tsss

2  shmigshmog 2016-02-21

Not as weird as American Pharoah. I say this theory checks out.

2  cali_nico 2016-02-21

She needs a little of Concho Pete in there.

15  PiggyFork 2016-02-21

Ever think about horse semen? Like WHAT IS IT?

5  Popblawo 2016-02-21

How high are you?

6  PiggyFork 2016-02-21

Only slightly. Couple bongs, you know how ya do.

9  EskimoEscrow 2016-02-21

HOLD ONNNNN

Is this pawt talk??? ffffuuck we gotta have pot thread one day

2  stinkskc 2016-02-21

BONG HIT? JEEZ HOW HIGH ARE U

8  xxmikekxx 2016-02-21

When is huffington post going to write their article about how it's such a brave feminist statement that she drinks a beverage in her paparazzi photos?

3  EskimoEscrow 2016-02-21

tssss fukin Starbuckin broncos muddahfuckas
clap clap

2  greasy_cheeks 2016-02-21

Rumor has it, she also has billiard balls delivered

https://youtu.be/2BuHyuzRrxk

2  [deleted] 2016-02-21

I'm pretty sure it's marlon brandos fat from his liposuction, she has been just going on and on lately about some new sport they are making for train wreck 2.

2  HughStink 2016-02-21

You are a gentleman and a scholar.

2  Popblawo 2016-02-21

Which whores is she stealin her semen from? Tss tss

1  [deleted] 2016-02-21

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1  SlurpeeMolot 2016-02-21

That would explain the foaling...