The Counter-Strike devs named one of the AI's in the game "Bot Opie". Bot Opie is known for being hands-down the dumbest bot in the game and is regarded as notoriously bad among players. He's known mainly for communicating poorly with the team over the radio.

160  2016-02-21 by whydontUlovemeLyndsi

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sniff Look, 99% of the time the CTs do the right thing, period. Let's go to Snowy in de-dust2, SNOWAAAAAY!

I love this stupid, faggot subreddit sometimes.

It's unrequited.

smoke mid everyday? this is pot talk

99.9% dont be offensive. Hows that feel fucker?

You're about to throw a flashbang when you hear "HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON..."

I like the Counter-Strike.

Game blows

It was fun 15 years ago. I had no idea people were still playing it.

Skins.

It was almost dead between 2010 and 2014 then the game got updated quite a bit and now it's growing rapidly again. There's going to be a $2m league televised on TBS in the upcoming months and shit.

What's your NA team?

I am from Yurop but I am excited to see how will Liquid do with Koosta and s1mple now obviously. Rest of them can suck my dick tho, i mean they are sending their players to anti bullying seminars for fuck sakes.

EU rapes NA harder than Anth rapes teenagers.

TBS really is that far in the shitter, huh?

Why would it stop being fun

Not too many games from 16 years ago are still fun to play, aside for nostalgia purposes.

Brood war is played professionally in south korea, Age of Empires 2 still has a huge following, Dota 2 is a 15 year old mod with updated graphics, Street fighter has been using the same forumla for the last 20 years, one of Nintendo's latest success was a game where you make old super mario levels, the list goes on

Like music some games are timeless

It's amazing how Street Fighter really hasn't evolved much and yet it's still insanely popular.

Totally man, it was the funnest thing in the world in 2000. Multi-player gaming, the most had ass fps. I used to go to cyber cafes and spend all day playing that shit throughout middle /high school

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Remind you of anything?

Bot Anthony prefers buying the most expensive gun possible and sitting in spawn the entire match.

tempbanned for team damage atm

Well, I don't know, dickhead! I wasn't there 'dat day, fuckface!

ME: Can't believe a friend of the program would turn on us like that. We used to help these guys back in the day...

We really helped those guys out when they were just getting started man.

Gooseman was a friendaduhshow!!

They got too big for the show. I remember being at BAB and it was still in Beta but i did a live read for them. fuck sniff.

The bomb has been planted

Has it stupid

Need backup

DO YA

Opie bot is all in with the Dualy pistols. And just a Lil taste of the awp

sniff Leave it alone ffffffuckface.

Holy shitballs, that's a hilarious find.

Literally the only two subreddits i am subbed to/read on this fucking site are /r/opieandanthony and /r/globaloffensive.

Seeing this thread is really fucking weird.

Even weirder is seeing who posted it. Would have never guessed OP knew anything about gaming beyond the fact that you can kill hookers in GTA based on his usual posts.

I like games

I feel like recently Opie has been getting much more agressive. When he gets flashed he'll randomly fire, which is alright, until it kills me. He ignores my commands, telling me "No Sir" among other things. He does not know the basic smokes, has bad aim and doesn't call out where he saw the enemies. It really makes you wonder how he's even allowed to play at DMG level. What are your guys thoughts on Opie?

😄

ME: JIMMAY! Where you at with the cs_office?

Jimmy needs a buy.

...Anyone? No?

I'm all in with the Counter-Strike.

''I know an Opie, is this bot unfunny, a cuckold, a poor loser, and a watcher of women based reality shows?'' top bantz

So your Steam id is : Napalm Sticks to Kids ?

probably sanfrancisco69er based on the avatar. or dan soder

Communicating with the team isn't easy, man. Sometimes you gotta work it a little to find the sweet spot.

Opie was never there for me when I really needed him.

The cake is a lie.

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So you all in with the AWP?

Hahaha, this is actually awesome because I've been getting back into CS and CS:GO lately and warming up with bots sometimes.

I fucking laugh so hard whenever I gun down Opie. One time his bitch ass was coming around a corner and walked straight into my shotgun barrel. It was hilarious.

In competitive matches you can use the ZXC radio commands to order the bots around, and if you tell Bot Vlad to wait in the spawn until a player dies so that he can take over the Bot, Vlad always obliges and waits like a good boy with a sensible weapon. Opie specifically never listens. If he's randomly chosen to fill in for a dropped player, Opie always buys the most expensive, heaviest guns and rushes straight towards the enemy with the bomb in hand. Experienced players have Opie-macros that tool around with the official valve servers via the console to auto-kick their team's bot until a non-opie is selected and put into the game haha.

How do I send money to this guy?

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Fuckin hell dude. My first Opie and Anthony binge was a few years ago, listening to Louis take calls and act like an asshole while I was building some ridiculous bot-breaking orange-textured monstrosity in Hammer for CS 1.6.

This is getting weird, and that's including the Ant and Dani periscope

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Counter-strike? I haven't checked that out in a really long time. Why?

It's bigger than ever, my friend. Been playing almost 15 years now. The kids picking it up today are making it into a career.

I think he was doing an Opie impression.

I've been playing CS since the 90's. In school as a kid I used to hear the audio in my head while sitting in class, "Fire in the hole!", "Terrorists win!" .. Fuck, I was addicted to that shit.

Last I played was CS: CZ about a few years back

cs and system of a down was my senior year...ugh

I think the first beta was 2000 no?

well i was playing half-life before that and this was from the same company at the time and it felt like a similar game so i bunch it all into one, DoD, CS, HL, etc..

Not from the same company. It was a mod produced by independent fans collaborating from all over the world. Main creators handle was duck or some shit. GOOSE I mean. counter strike didn't get a retail release till like 2000

I just told you I have been playing CS since the 90's, whether it was a mod or the actual debut of the franchise.. What are you on about?

Yeah it came out in 99 beta. Did you play the beta, I think you're full of shit moron

If you did you would know it wasn't made by the same people Who made half life idiot

THAT'S HARDLY THE 90S ALSO

Seek mental help..

Easy for you to say, you were playing a game before it existed aka rich man perks. I can't afford mental help.

You just said yourself it existed in the 90's as a beta. Unplug your computer and get some fresh air you pecka sucka

I use to be into these games an embarrassing amount, but I was more into day of defeat back in the early-late 2000s, played in CAL, almost brought my computer to Texas for CPL, I might as well have been allergic to vaginas. Those were good times though when I played it was pretty much exactly like this subreddit but you could shoot each other in the head and then come back and talk shit about it

I miss Day of Defeat.

As do I man... about a year or 2 ago I tried and there was still a 24/7 Avalanche and Caen server left with no bots... but that's it, that game was great, it was broken and shitty in a lot of ways but overall a lot of fun

The whole culture in general was better in those days. Oh, to go back to 2006 and play a multiplayer Source game one more time.

The LAN parties between 1999 and 2006 or so were the shit. It was basically 50-200 misfits crammed into a basketball court or some shit like that taking drugs, playing games and talking shit for a few days.

Like my generation's Woodstock. Then Facebook, smartphones and all the rest of this gay shit happened and all the normie scum flooded the scene and ruined everything just like with music festivals. I swear i actually saw a fucking hummus stand at DreamHack the other day.

I played in the days of 1.3, never got too much into competitive source and just pubbed for fun sometimes but I miss those too. And you're right it's not even about playing the game it was the entire culture and everything, the dumb custom sprays and random parody names, not nearly as many 12 year olds and the ones that were got ragged on if they used mics. Those were the days

At least we have our memories and our peckahs.

I was about to shit on you for saying ''late 2000s'' until I realized 2009 was 7 years ago. Fuck.

My son is a sophmore, and this is the only game he and his friends play. It's always the 2nd most-played game on Steam at any given time, right behind Dota2.

You guys know that calling someone Opie has a context in culture that is completely unrelated to Opie and Anthony right?

but incredibly the applicability remains the same

Skins.

It was almost dead between 2010 and 2014 then the game got updated quite a bit and now it's growing rapidly again. There's going to be a $2m league televised on TBS in the upcoming months and shit.

What's your NA team?

Remind you of anything?

Why would it stop being fun

Totally man, it was the funnest thing in the world in 2000. Multi-player gaming, the most had ass fps. I used to go to cyber cafes and spend all day playing that shit throughout middle /high school

TBS really is that far in the shitter, huh?