Jimmys pickup lines

10  2016-02-20 by cuntbudday

16 comments

I like that the saga of Intern Noah can be found on youtube under the title "Daddy's big disappointment"

I never realized how great of a transition that stupid hat tip makes from the end of his music video.

he can't even get that right

Guys, I really doubt he would have any luck at all with the ladies if he used ice breakers such as these

Oh literal JMuelller2012

Jewlia!

"Twice my size girl, you're hypnotizing" - what kind of woman wants to be told she's twice your size? If there was ever any doubts about that twinks sexuality he put them to rest with that line.

Yes, he is very gay

he was ahead of his time in being inclusive of fat pigs.

I think that was a reference to him being short.

Still, a girl doesn't want to be told she's double your size.

Who's in studio with him beside Ant and that pig

Bobby kelly and some fuckable jew

Rich Vos?

Marni kynris

some fuckable jew

Confirmed