So Norton is in the ringer right now?

0  2016-02-19 by maynardsabeast

You guys are picking Norton as your "obsessively bash and cuntily nitpick" target this week? I guess the reason is that he made a cartoon? Like how dare you release a cartoon, for that you must be made fun of by a bunch of fat virgins. This place has really jumped the shark since that Amy week. You got something going A little bit and after you embarrassingly bragged about it, and then told eachother how CRAZZZZZY you all are "dudes were like totally gonna get kicked off Reddit, we're just too crazzzzzzy". I already despise like 90% of you, but now that you are obsessively attempting to go after guys like Jimmy and Metzger who are fucking awesome and hilarious, it just makes you more hatable. All you faggots would literally suck Jims cock in person and tell him how much you love him....shit, you guys would tell fucking Schumer you loved her in person. Just a bunch of angry, autistic, unfuckable hate nerds is what you are

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I don't think we are picking on Norton... I just think we are all are in agreement that his shitty chip show isn't worth funding. We like him a hell of a lot more than Opie and Pop Pop Anthony combined

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ITS STILL REAL TO ME DAMMIT

I tend to agree with maynardsabeast(we are in the terrible screen name club) but its hard not to facepalm wondering what he was thinking writing that

Lol I've never seen a person want to be noticed by me more than you. And holy fuck this was the fastest reply ever, are you getting notifications when your role model posts? Lastly I Just want to further explain that I am a fucing Adonis. Like when You look at me you would get so fucking hard. But it's not all looks, I'm also the coolest guy on the planet. I am oozing machismo and I am as alpha as a man can get. I know that you are a smelly, basement dweller and either really skinny and sickly or a fat fuck. Either way, you are what wrestling fan is supposed to look like. Me on the other hand, like people look at me and are blown away that the coolest most handsome guy in the room is such a huge wrestling fan. Speaking of wrestling I can't fucking wait for Wrestlemania. This Fast Lane ppv coming up is interesting cause usually around this time the card is pretty much laid out for us and obvious. But this year I have no fucking clue what direction they're gonna go in. One thing I know for sure though, it's a bummer how many injuries there are. Cena, Cesaro, and Rollins I believe are all hurt and won't be back in time for Mania which is just crazy considering they are 3 of the best talents in the company and dare I say of all time. I really hope they put Nakamura on the Mania card since he's one of the best workers in the world and it's gonna be super interesting how they book him. I hope they debut him and he squares off against Kevin Owens for the ic title. The match would be pure fire and legendary. I think I might go to Mania this year. I've never been to Texas so it's a double win. Not only am I a good looking and cool mother fucker but I also have A LOT OF MONEY. I stack bundles lil troll boy. I'm a limousine riding, jet flying son of a bitch and I'll drop a G on sick Mania seats in a heartbeat. Let's just say it wouldn't be the first time. I wish you weren't too ugly to have a gf. Actually I wish you weren't too afraid to talk to girls (or probably any humans) in real life. Cause lemme tell ya something little troll boy- I'll steal your girlfriend and then fuck her face as I watch MONDAY NIGHT RAW. You see lil troll boy, the thing about me is that I get bitches. I'LL WINK MY EYE AT YA CHICK AND IF SHE SMILES SHE GONE.

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If that was me I would still fuck SO MANY GIRLS, because of how God damn cool I am. You on the other hand. Well you are afraid to talk to girls. You go on the Internet and anonymously live in a world of hatred. No happy person, or person who tastes pussy at least once a month would ever lead a life like yours. You are just a sad boy. I mean sure your name Gaycunt is fucking hilarious and just flat out offensive and crazy bro. I mean the PC crowd must FEAR YOU.

Lol this is like the 5th time You've attempted unsuccessfully to dox me or whatever. You really do dedicate a lot of time to me, you really are obsessed with me. You really are a coward and the definition of a loser. Every judgement I've ever made about you is 100% on point and true. But seriously who do you think should main event WRESTLEMANIA

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That dude is a psychopath. All the time and energy he Put into attempting to "dox" me (which honestly shouldn't even matter but unfortunately does cause everyone are such anonymous little cunts). But yeah that guy is stalking me for a year- a fucking dude he crossed paths with on the Internet. Think of that shit. Every post I make he comments on within like 20 minutes. It's uncanny and disturbing how sick and sad people are. The dude has the personality and sensibilities of a school shooter

In the ringer, what like a bell, ding ding, or do you mean his cock is inside an athlete misrepresenting his identity. What the fuck you talking about son?

Tsssss u fawkin rang my fukkin bell with that shit sock CUCKA. 666

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I'm not even that big a Maron fan but unfuckable hate nerd is the most perfect, concise, and accurate diss I've heard in a long time

It's probably the funniest thing he's ever said. So much funnier when you see the guy that said it. Groucho Marx really gets the ladies wet.

Metzger is neither awesome or hilarious.

I didnt pay much attention to the norton stuff but as far as any given week...yeah thats about right

DYEL??

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When Maynard is the voice of reason...

I don't understand how I ended up with a bad rep here. I typically simply support the o&a comics and find it extremely childish and cunty to pile on celebs anonymously, and then I get douche chills when I see ADULTS do this and then brag about it and high five eachother afterwards. Is that so bad?

I don't know that you have a bad rep. I recognize your name from before the shit post Avalanche because you'd say some funny and "edgy" shit, or I just remember it because of Tool.

Metzger sucks really badly and jimmy hasn't been funny since '03

I obviously find that to be absurd and can't disagree more. Outta curiosity who do you find funny? Also are you just throwing out a random year when you say 03? Cause that was a long time ago and Jimmy is much funnier now but especially in the middle to late "aughts" than he was in 03

The only funny thing about Kert is his hairline and the fact that his girlfriend openly fucks real men.

random year. just fat frowning jimmy years.

You're totally right. Time for some positive changes.