He's a very fat man, which makes it puzzling why he always goes "I'm not fat" when someone makes a fat joke about him. He has to know, right? He lost 30 lbs over the summer, good for him, 30 lbs off of 300 isn't the same as Jimmy losing 30 lbs.
I don't know how old this kraken Stangel is and I don't often agree with what Gavin McInnes says. Whether or not, this slob is technically a millennial or not, THIS is exactly how this dress up fuck lives his life everyday. His entire twitter feed is some Peter Pan complex horseshit:
"McINNES: They used to drag out adolescence well into adulthood but now they’re taking their entire childhood with them. They pretend to be Batman on their X-Box and have serious discussions about The Simpsons while wearing a Wolverine shirt and an Adventure Time hat. "
I don't see anything wrong with doing what Gavin talked about in his tweet. Gavin's cringeworthy attempts to be "manly" and "mature" just make him look like a boring twat.
I just sent a report to PETA about animal cruelty because I know they had to kill an entire herd of cattle to make that jacket for him.
Just imagine the poor dead eyed cows as a bolt is driven into their forehead to kill them and Fat Stangel looks on in glee as they harvest the leather from all those cows for his jacket and the meat for his afternoon snack. And all the while Sarah McLachlan is singing "In The Arms Of An Angel" in the background.
I hope PETA catches him coming out of the studio and splashes 5 gallons of red paint on him. Hmmm on second thought they'd need 50 gallons to get decent coverage on him.
I would love for him to have the ability to read peoples minds for just one day so he can know how people view him. With how he dresses you gotta assume he see's himself differently then everyone else that has to look at him. He's truly awful.
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41 satsamsit 2016-02-19
Flabby Days
43 imcrapyall 2016-02-19
Sunday, Monday, Flabby Days.
Tuesday, Wednesday, Flabby Days.
Thursday, Friday, Flabby Days.
The weekend comes,
My stomach hums,
Ready to eat some food.
These days are all,
So Hard to Breathe. (Those Flabby Days)
These days are all,
Mash and Gravy. (oh baby)
Goodbye salad, hello food.
There's nothing can hold me when I hold you.
Feels so right, it can't be wrong.
Sittin' and eatin' all footlongs.
Sunday, Monday, Flabby Days.
Tuesday, Wednesday, Flabby Days.
Thursday, Friday, Flabby Days.
Saturday, What a day,
Burgers all week to chew.
These days are all,
So Hard to Breathe. (Those Flabby Days)
These days are all,
Heavy is me. (oh gravy)
These Flabby Days are bed sores and pie.
These Flabby Days are bed sores and pie,
Justin's Fat.
43 Muted_Post-Horn 2016-02-19
Your phone cut out
13 MouseCunt 2016-02-19
I hope you die.
2 Lish_fips89 2016-02-19
Great name.
5 TobyTheRobot 2016-02-19
You gambled big and won on this one.
3 HardNutKicker 2016-02-19
fucking dying laughing.
1 TunesianKnifeFighter 2016-02-19
Are ya?
4 HardNutKicker 2016-02-19
i was
26 Useless_Wooden_Boy 2016-02-19
Henry Oinkler.
2 _TheConsumer_ 2016-02-19
But what about keeping kosher?
5 Useless_Wooden_Boy 2016-02-19
Oy VEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYY....
1 Jewsus_H_Kike 2016-02-19
http://imgur.com/CzO5eUF.jpg
1 imcrapyall 2016-02-19
What jew is eating palmolive? I mean unless its all orchestrated by hitler, he did want to wash the jews away.
1 bbjon113 2016-02-19
Caaaaake! (thumbs up)
17 Jewsus_H_Kike 2016-02-19
Fire up the ovens.
12 NashuaDan 2016-02-19
"Grease lightning!"... starring Fat Stangel as Danny Jewko
11 EskimoEscrow 2016-02-19
gAYYYYYYYY
1 [deleted] 2016-02-19
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9 [deleted] 2016-02-19
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2 _TheConsumer_ 2016-02-19
That position has already been filled.
8 suchanjv 2016-02-19
With soy sauce hair for dippin'
7 opieanthonyjim 2016-02-19
He's a very fat man, which makes it puzzling why he always goes "I'm not fat" when someone makes a fat joke about him. He has to know, right? He lost 30 lbs over the summer, good for him, 30 lbs off of 300 isn't the same as Jimmy losing 30 lbs.
5 swanal 2016-02-19
How could he not know he's fat? His face has the definition of a shovel.
3 bizzlbone 2016-02-19
Fat people who deny they're fat are pathetic. You gotta own it or you just become an easy target.
2 opieanthonyjim 2016-02-19
Seriously, I mean it's not like he's pudgy a la Erock pre-2011. He's a legitimate fat fuck who is basically the size of Roland.
6 FaggotBannedKeith 2016-02-19
I don't know how old this kraken Stangel is and I don't often agree with what Gavin McInnes says. Whether or not, this slob is technically a millennial or not, THIS is exactly how this dress up fuck lives his life everyday. His entire twitter feed is some Peter Pan complex horseshit:
"McINNES: They used to drag out adolescence well into adulthood but now they’re taking their entire childhood with them. They pretend to be Batman on their X-Box and have serious discussions about The Simpsons while wearing a Wolverine shirt and an Adventure Time hat. "
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1 bizzlbone 2016-02-19
I don't see anything wrong with doing what Gavin talked about in his tweet. Gavin's cringeworthy attempts to be "manly" and "mature" just make him look like a boring twat.
4 NashuaDan 2016-02-19
Arthur Matzahrelli
4 rcharliesam 2016-02-19
Fred Flintstoneowitz
4 Dagidugidai 2016-02-19
Subtitle "Jews - The Photo"
2 chicken-named-mike 2016-02-19
The most underrated comment.
4 TheDannySaint 2016-02-19
Instead of pounding on the jukebox he pounds on a vending machine.
3 shinkleboutit 2016-02-19
panzorelli
3 satsamsit 2016-02-19
Instead of stammering over "sorry", it's "salad."
3 imcrapyall 2016-02-19
Richie Cuttingham
Gayyyyy! (Falls Through Re-enforced Floor)
Arthur Pizzarelli
3 DaveNone 2016-02-19
I just sent a report to PETA about animal cruelty because I know they had to kill an entire herd of cattle to make that jacket for him.
Just imagine the poor dead eyed cows as a bolt is driven into their forehead to kill them and Fat Stangel looks on in glee as they harvest the leather from all those cows for his jacket and the meat for his afternoon snack. And all the while Sarah McLachlan is singing "In The Arms Of An Angel" in the background.
I hope PETA catches him coming out of the studio and splashes 5 gallons of red paint on him. Hmmm on second thought they'd need 50 gallons to get decent coverage on him.
3 zersch 2016-02-19
He looks like he ate the rest of the Tunnel Snakes to assert dominance.
Tunnel Snakes rule!
3 RearNakedGrope 2016-02-19
Funnel cakes rule!
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2 golightlys_iphone 2016-02-19
diabetic fonzi would have been much funnier
2 cabaretcabaret 2016-02-19
He looks like a character in a political cartoon.
2 Mantis_Toboggan369 2016-02-19
He jumped the shark and turned back around to eat it.
2 Proudofyourboy 2016-02-19
He looks like if Peter Griffen ate the fonz
2 YouAintGotToLieCraig 2016-02-19
Is that the biker jacket Ronnie B made fun of him for?
2 TunesianKnifeFighter 2016-02-19
I would love for him to have the ability to read peoples minds for just one day so he can know how people view him. With how he dresses you gotta assume he see's himself differently then everyone else that has to look at him. He's truly awful.
2 68rouge 2016-02-19
his wife and kids have to be embarrassed by this fat fuck
2 Leofan7 2016-02-19
The schlub looks like he just sucked twelve gallons of cream gravy down his gullet.
1 [deleted] 2016-02-19
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2 Jewsus_H_Kike 2016-02-19
http://imgur.com/3WpsEm8.jpg
1 Woollenrat 2016-02-19
He looks like a Spongebob character.
1 silks322 2016-02-19
OY VEEYYYYYYYYYYY
1 silks322 2016-02-19
What's on his head?
1 herpacin 2016-02-19
A vinyl Stalin wig.
1 herpacin 2016-02-19
Crisco floats in my cup!
1 ohaikek 2016-02-19
What a toad looking fuck
1 [deleted] 2016-02-19
He really is an unfortunate looking man.
4 HardNutKicker 2016-02-19
i was