"Hello, this is Dr. McSqueezy Tits. I wanted to inform you that your wife just gave birth to a 53 pound pumpkin. We could not save her fragile taint. Her anus and pussy is a gaping, bloody mess"
Don't worry if Opie manages to stay on radio he'll have some of that wonderful plastic surgery as well. Opie's thinning hair is not conducive to plastic surgery though so it will be a treat to see how guests react to it and try to pretend they don't see his too tight cheekbones and cats eyes. At least with Stern, he keeps his wigs so big and long that it throws your perception of his face off enough that you can't be sure about his plastic surgery right away.
Lol Opie can't take the slightest quip of criticism. Scott Shnnon, who for what, 40+ years has been a legend in Radio gets tormented on a yearly basis by O&A and fans posting pornography and shit/dick pics on his radio facebook, gets his radio skills mocked at, and every line he says gets turned into a catch phrase used to make fun of him? And what does he do? embraces it! When is the last time tits ever embraced a criticism? He can't even take being made fun of for "brotha-man"
"Hello, this is Dr. McSqueezy Tits. I wanted to inform you that your wife just gave birth to a 53 pound pumpkin. We could not save her fragile taint. Her anus and pussy is a gaping, bloody mess"
60 comments
55 JimmyBoos 2016-02-17
It's-a, like-a battery car
22 Dagidugidai 2016-02-17
I can't even feel my own nose
13 JimmyBoos 2016-02-17
hrrwrrr SHE GOT A BROKEN TV
45 okconsumer 2016-02-17
The best part was when he called in and referred to Erock as "nagel" just as anthony had predicted
24 Wsallgood 2016-02-17
"That Nagel Kid"
4 goldstandard32 2016-02-17
the fat one
36 Lasagna_Hat 2016-02-17
Ol' Eastern Island Head calling into O&A and them turning on Todd was one of the last great bits.
#TeamScott was a good sport.
42 ArkL 2016-02-17
You fucking dunderhead
1 chicken-named-mike 2016-02-17
Ha. Thanks for pointing this out, sock cuckah.
-12 Lasagna_Hat 2016-02-17
EXTRA LETTER?!?! (Insert one of the shows many synonyms for dumb) FUCKING KILL YOURSELF, FAGGOT!
Ahh, what a magical place
4 herpacin 2016-02-17
Go fuck a buffaler.
7 sheba_sheba 2016-02-17
Ol' Rocky Dennis face
1 SirWallaceII 2016-02-17
tss tss headed due east dvv dvv
27 jimmyjak87 2016-02-17
Scott Shannon has ruined every boat movie for me.
24 Opprobriousness 2016-02-17
I'm scared to answer my phone, lest I get phone scammed.
23 Lasagna_Hat 2016-02-17
"Hello, this is Dr. McSqueezy Tits. I wanted to inform you that your wife just gave birth to a 53 pound pumpkin. We could not save her fragile taint. Her anus and pussy is a gaping, bloody mess"
"A PUMPKIN!?!"
AHHHHHHHHHHHH....
1 EvanLeonard 2016-02-17
http://youtu.be/U_tpZf62opw
2 MershComic 2016-02-17
That music has absolutely ruined my life. Well....the chronic alcoholism and drug dependency probably explains it better. But this song hasn't helped.
2 EvanLeonard 2016-02-17
At least once every 2 weeks or so it seeps its' way into my brain and I believe it's slowly causing a tumour to grow
2 MershComic 2016-02-17
God willing....
6 ThankGodForBeer 2016-02-17
Alcoon Slambag
6 imcrapyall 2016-02-17
I wanna see the boat movie.
1 WiretapStudios 2016-02-17
So... you DON'T wanna see the boat movie?
13 TrackSuitVos 2016-02-17
Scott rules. This made my day.
12 im_not 2016-02-17
I wanna see the botox
4 maloonigans 2016-02-17
jesus fucking christ man - what did he do to his face?!
6 bizzlbone 2016-02-17
This
3 shootermcgvn 2016-02-17
He looks like a South Park character.
2 DaveNone 2016-02-17
Don't worry if Opie manages to stay on radio he'll have some of that wonderful plastic surgery as well. Opie's thinning hair is not conducive to plastic surgery though so it will be a treat to see how guests react to it and try to pretend they don't see his too tight cheekbones and cats eyes. At least with Stern, he keeps his wigs so big and long that it throws your perception of his face off enough that you can't be sure about his plastic surgery right away.
10 Z-Tay 2016-02-17
What's wrong with your faaaaace?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62UzLgdb1GQ
3 jackassinjapan 2016-02-17
Is there a problem?
1 chicken-named-mike 2016-02-17
Jesus fucking christ, dude.
That's almost as bad as this monster.
http://cdn.inquisitr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/Big-Ang-Cancerous-Tumor.jpg
9 RSC-Tuff 2016-02-17
You stole my gnome, Gerome!
1 [deleted] 2016-02-17
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9 Muted_Post-Horn 2016-02-17
I love Scott Shannon and would sell my immediate family into slavery to further his cause.
8 FoetusCorruptus 2016-02-17
Wow is he a bizarre looking gentleman
10 fishcado 2016-02-17
A self aware bizarre looking gentleman.
9 yeeerrrp 2016-02-17
Like someone hit random on the character creator menu
7 sheba_sheba 2016-02-17
She's a nice lady
3 boofk 2016-02-17
I hate one direction.
7 cardaderdention 2016-02-17
Lol Opie can't take the slightest quip of criticism. Scott Shnnon, who for what, 40+ years has been a legend in Radio gets tormented on a yearly basis by O&A and fans posting pornography and shit/dick pics on his radio facebook, gets his radio skills mocked at, and every line he says gets turned into a catch phrase used to make fun of him? And what does he do? embraces it! When is the last time tits ever embraced a criticism? He can't even take being made fun of for "brotha-man"
1 TheFatMosque 2016-02-17
the closest he ever came to embracing it was saying "I'm heating up"
6 lelgimps 2016-02-17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_tpZf62opw
6 soulstonedomg 2016-02-17
Team Scott
6 ThankGodForBeer 2016-02-17
I WANNA SEE DA BOAT MOVIE
2 chicken-named-mike 2016-02-17
It's like a... Battery car.
5 Popblawo 2016-02-17
This made my day
3 TheDarkFezRises 2016-02-17
If he had just waited at the river a little longer he would have seen the bodies of his enemies float past.
3 biobotX1 2016-02-17
Listening to old Jocktobers are a whole new experience nowadays.
3 biobotX1 2016-02-17
Scott and Jimmy show. Opie can board op
1 chicken-named-mike 2016-02-17
Erock has that shit covered.
Feet up on the board like he runs the show. Hoagies in his mouth.
3 [deleted] 2016-02-17
thats the weirdest looking person ive ever seen in my life
2 sanfrancisco69er 2016-02-17
he kinda messed it up with the pointless ellipses, but hes still the man and way better than opie
2 clay-davis 2016-02-17
Following in Bruce Jenner's footsteps?
2 TristanTehGamer 2016-02-17
Gonna go see the boat movie
2 luckinator 2016-02-17
There's something wrong with Shannon's face. Looks like too many face lifts.
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1 TobyTheRobot 2016-02-17
God damn it Shannon it's "I GOT a tree on my house!"
1 FitzyMFNCent 2016-02-17
Team Scott
0 FootThingOnHerFoot 2016-02-17
That is some MAJOR evidence man, solid!
23 Lasagna_Hat 2016-02-17
"Hello, this is Dr. McSqueezy Tits. I wanted to inform you that your wife just gave birth to a 53 pound pumpkin. We could not save her fragile taint. Her anus and pussy is a gaping, bloody mess"
"A PUMPKIN!?!"
AHHHHHHHHHHHH....
4 maloonigans 2016-02-17
jesus fucking christ man - what did he do to his face?!
6 ThankGodForBeer 2016-02-17
Alcoon Slambag