I knew it was fake and skipped to the end from your shitty writing at the start "Tuesday but Thursday hurr durr" nobody gives that much detail unless they're trying to seem convincing
Its offensive that you thought this would good enough to present to people
I met Opie at a grocery store once. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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6 cc1945 2016-02-15
I knew it was fake and skipped to the end from your shitty writing at the start "Tuesday but Thursday hurr durr" nobody gives that much detail unless they're trying to seem convincing
Its offensive that you thought this would good enough to present to people
0 satsamsit 2016-02-15
How are his tits in person?
-1 [deleted] 2016-02-15
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0 biobotX1 2016-02-15
I was like "ya im having sex with you" and she was like "ya"
0 breadmoccasin 2016-02-15
WHY DIDN'T YOU USE THE WORD PECKA!?!?!??!?!
0 [deleted] 2016-02-15
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0 arcadiajohnson 2016-02-15
You too? Same shit happened to me. Told me I was the one then left me when I wasn't there for him that one time he really needed me to be there.
0 biobotX1 2016-02-15
Lush big tits. You had...the time of your liiiiife.
0 MrKrinkel 2016-02-15
that's beautiful dude (sniff)
0 FloggingTheHorses 2016-02-15
"I'm all in the Opes"
0 [deleted] 2016-02-15
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0 shinkleboutit 2016-02-15
I find this hard to believe. Except the edit.
-1 VictimNumber4 2016-02-15
You are clearly lying, UnsourcedSentinel.
3 HBTaskForceRedLeader 2016-02-15
He's n'bot loying
0 NoirMagieGateau 2016-02-15
I mean it's in the name. The dude has no sources to prove his claim.
-1 [deleted] 2016-02-15
I met Opie at a grocery store once. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
0 biobotX1 2016-02-15
I was like "ya im having sex with you" and she was like "ya"