Great job you only have one target left to kill, the guy with the bigger tits in studio

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Ask them why a Google search of your name only shows this thread.

Because I am not famous. I am a faux celeb in the Airborne due to exaggerations of me based on my kills in Afghanistan. The only reason I am on the show is the MMA fighter Tim Kennedy told Jimmy about me and he said he should get me on the show.

I am also going to be on Jocko willink's podcast soon.

And why is it notable you are Japanese American? This isn't WWII.

I became known as Kami, short for kamikaze in the Airborne. I became a kind of celeb within after the story of the action I was a part of became overblown and reached crazy proportions and included stories of me ramboing around Helmand carrying my Grandfathers Katana.

It is kinda a military thing. Jimmy heard about me from Tim Kennedy and wanted me on the show.

I became Pissy, short for Pissraper at my shcool. I became kind of a celeb within after the story of the action I was a part of where I pissed through a basement window onto 3 girls that were standing under it during a frat party. I didn't even know the window was there when I shot off a perfect stream into one of the cups they were holding. The tale of my piss snipe spread throughout the house as they screamed and became overblown and reached crazy proportions and included stories of me ramboing around Illinois squirting piss on unsuspecting women.

It is kinda a who gives a fuck thing. Peckas.

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I am proud to be an American. I am also proud of My Japanese heritage.

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No they say they are French or Korean. Identifiers are different amongst cultures. For example one of the British Marines I served alongside with on operation hilltop refered to himself as a westie (west indies) but he was born in a place called Kent in England. In America there is an immigrant culture so minorities refer to themselves as old/new country. Why does it bother you?

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John Wayne was a draft dodging pussy who was too scared to serve his country. I volunteered to defend my country because I love it. When I want tips from John wayne I will ask him how I can subvert the constitution, like he did joining in with the McCarthy hysteria.

Hear, hear. Just for that answer, I will take the hit and listen tomorrow.

A good friend of mine's Dad was a lifelong military man. Also Japanese American. His dad tried to enlist (with his two older brothers) during WWII (just to get out of the Japanese Internment camps, which his brothers had done successfully) when he was 14 but they wouldn't take him that young. He was a hard motherfucker as were his brothers.

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He used his wealth and celebrity to get out of having to fight for the country he supposedly loved and "didn't want to serve as a private".

John wayne was a stinking coward and every patriotic serviceman knows it. If he was so patriotic why would he choose not to serve?

He is a coward - American. How do you like that Hyphen?

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Shut up, faggot-american.

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Do you ever worry some small town sheriff is gonna fuck with you and the wheels are gonna come off?

I worry about having a small penis and no longer being able to serve my country due to an honorable discharge. In that order.

We understand it is small but why is it also pixelated?

If I was in the military and Japanese I would call all my ejaculations "Honorable discharges"

Ask Opie have any of the hate tweets/posts ever made him laugh, if so ask what it was?

I will ask this is Q number 1

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Tsss...yeah why not a scratchyban or sumpthin

Ask Jim if he knows that Amy has admitted to stealing $100,000 worth of merchandise over 5 years from the hard working Americans you swore an oath to protect. Get moralistic and self righteous about honesty, and tell a story about how dishonesty got one of your platoon buddies killed. Then in quick fire succession ask him if he thinks Vinnie Brand's daughter is lying or if he thinks Anthony is lying. WHICH IS IT JIM?

Fully test his worming abilities

Your appearance will surely be canceled tomorrow after Opie does his daily vanity search and finds this thread.

You were right, see OP.

Opie seems like a nice dude. Don't start sabotaging my appearance.

You done worn out your welcome now, jap.

Opie seems like a nice dude.

He's not.

Koneecheewah mi bonsai. Welcome to the official Opie and Jim subreddit!

I hope you have a great time on the show! Opie's great, you're gonna have a hella cool time! :)

Jimmy's funny too but the language he uses sometimes is bit much! 🤐

I'd like to thank you on behalf of all Americans for defending the country like a man and I'm sure your penis isn't too small lols! Feel free to send me a picture of it if you'd like an honest opinion! :)

⛩🍱🇯🇵😑🎎🎌 ➕ 🇺🇸 = 👌🏻

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Ask opie about about the cakestomp video. You will be a hero around here for weeks.

DONE :)

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Go away, twat.

Tell Opie you had a great time on Ant's show. It tends to set the Opster off when Asians go on his show.

In any case, I hope Tits finds the "sweet spot" in your interview.

So you are a Japanese American with ancestral ties to Erik the Red, and you're a recent convert to Islam. I don't know what to make of you, but I am certain that you are not who you say you are. Piss off.

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Ask him when he's going to make the show good again.

Please make yourself vomit on Opie if he says "Thank you for your service"

Ask opie AND jim how they feel about Ant selling Torpid Sloth shirts.

Did you use your ancestral samurai sword, a tentacle monster or a giant Gundam to smite the nefarious muzzies oh great Guintaido san?

No, I was attached to Delta via Airborne and we took a host of mountain peaks bordering Helmand province in conjunction with the British Royal marines.

I killed five insurgents with my m16 along peak "campo" and then once we climbed to the top I fired my LAW and struck inside a cave we were taking fire from, hitting an arms cache and killing 9 insurgents and along with Brian Echols and Sam Jones rescuing a fellow soldier who had been struck with 7.62 x 51mm rounds. The likely culprit being a sniper firing from one of the valleys below.

That's objectively bad ass.

Brown lives matter, sir.

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Could you ask him, as calmly and pleasantly as possible, why Opie is incapable of taking a joke?

He will reply "I can take a joke...." and then babble for a bit. Please, if you can, keep calm and keep asking in different ways. Nobody has ever asked him this as far as I remember.

Thanks! Assuming you're not lying.

Ask Jimmy if he's disappointed that none of his big shot friends have made any effort to support his Chipperson cartoon....especially that pig Schumer

Ask Opie why that purple Lamborghini is always parked outside of his building.

If you don't take out Opie I get the sense you will find no friends here.

I won't attack Opie but I will ask legit pest questions. Just not ones that will make my appearance insanely awkward for me.

Any Ant questions, any about the chip cartoon. I will ask legit fan questions, just not attack Qs.

wow, if this is really you that's pretty cool. idk, I cant think of anything good but i've always wanted Jimmy to have to acknowledge and maybe read some of the quotes on Opie's #OpieQuotes mugs but thats pretty specific and would be hard to not make it awkward for you. I dont know...are you gonna check this tomorrow, too?

Yeah, any fun questions that won't make it hella awkward for me I will ask.

Everyone upvote legit questions so I see them.

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I think youre doing a good thing overall, but for the record legit fans would attack.

This may be representative of my overall mental sickness but for the past 10 minutes I have been laughing out loud at the idea of this sub somehow training a drone or Manchurian Candidate to walk into the studio as a guest and shoot Opie in the chest. Just the ultimate deranged "fuck you."

It's really hard to come up with a question that doesn't clearly express hatred for Opie.

if you were a massive fan you would know you shouldnt come here.

what your next stop wackbag?

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Can you ask why Sam Roberts isn't on live during afternoon drive rather than replays?

THIS!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1KuGUpHYDc

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I have said nothing against any of the guys, why would there be a problem? They requested me, specifically Jim.

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Meh I am only going on because Jimmy asked me on after Tim Kennedy told the stories about me in the Airborne. I am not selling anything so it wouldn't be a big deal if I did get canceled.

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bbboys

Can you be a Taliban insurgent next?

you chose the wrong place to post this

I don't think I have it but can anyone think of anything to ask about Ant that could potentially lead to another fight?

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Oh boy. This is interesting

As a soldier, how do you feel about known deserters (Bo Bergdahl & Jim Norton) not "being there" for their comrades when duty calls?

Are you going to bring in the custom boots that Jimmy tried to order from you?

What? I am a fan but I don't know all the inside joke bs.

Weird how both you and that shoe guy had throwaway accounts and posted to the ex Muslim subreddit. What a crazy coincident.

Please ask who this 'Bam Margera' guy is that everyone is talking about. Bonus points if you use your accent.

Ask them about Hesse Ventura then defend Ventura regardless of what they say.

Ask opie which mug he sells the most of and why he stopped updating funnymofos. Ask Jim why he's begging for money from his fans to make a cartoon no one asked for.

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The Taliban knew how to control their women. Why'd you kill them, you a faggot or sumptin?

Ask Jimmy why he would make a crappy cartoon.

Ask Opie if you can fuck his tits.

Say something like "So I've been told I'm pretty talented at killing Taliban, but I'm not so talented with being funny, like with Jim haha and, hey Opie, what would you say your talents are?"

Are you?

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why you doing o & j 2 notorious lib faggots. go do every show on the tacs network instead.

tell jim to get himself and the regular comics of the show to ireland wexford town if possible its about time he tours this side of the pond those guys would do well over here we have a taste for that brutal new york style comedy i hate the american comics that come over and who thick they have to shit on america to get a laugh

Yuck.

And why is it notable you are Japanese American? This isn't WWII.

Because I am not famous. I am a faux celeb in the Airborne due to exaggerations of me based on my kills in Afghanistan. The only reason I am on the show is the MMA fighter Tim Kennedy told Jimmy about me and he said he should get me on the show.

I am also going to be on Jocko willink's podcast soon.

Opie seems like a nice dude.

He's not.

Koneecheewah mi bonsai. Welcome to the official Opie and Jim subreddit!

I hope you have a great time on the show! Opie's great, you're gonna have a hella cool time! :)

Jimmy's funny too but the language he uses sometimes is bit much! 🤐

I'd like to thank you on behalf of all Americans for defending the country like a man and I'm sure your penis isn't too small lols! Feel free to send me a picture of it if you'd like an honest opinion! :)

⛩🍱🇯🇵😑🎎🎌 ➕ 🇺🇸 = 👌🏻

😊

Yuck.

You done worn out your welcome now, jap.