AnthonyCumia.com has been re-branded with a whole new name and layout

198  2016-02-14 by FunkyTreasure

27 comments

Photoshop. They airbrushed Ant to look younger and took most of the yellow out of his liver-damaged skin.

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Abe Simpson's thoughts on gun control, romantic relationships and black people are surely more relevant than whatever Anthony has ever said or will say on those subjects.

Back in nineteen dickety-two...

The Kaiser had stolen our word "twenty"

We wore onions around our belts

Grover Cleveland spanked me on two non-consecutive occasions

I spent two years on that terlet!

Give me five bees for a quarter you'd say

Like I was saying... we wore onions around our belts, as was the fashion at the time.

Dear Mr. President, there are too many states these days. Please eliminate three. I am NOT a crackpot

Thanks for the NSFW. Language is a little too salty for my liking. Truly "an open and honest discussion" though, you gotta give him that.

At least old Abe Simpson fought for his country. Anthony's opinions mean nothing in comparison.

He earned the Iron Cross for his actions.

I'm so upset. I could have checked this at work, but because I'm a warning-abiding citizen I had to wait until now.

Guys be warned this may be too dangerous for work!

Every article on the site begins with "Back in my day..."

Add in 2-3 "niggers" and you have the perfect match.

Still better than whatever shit that SiriusXm show is shoveling.

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Well, thats because it does stink.

Ant is slowly becoming Walt Kowalski. Hopefully he meets a similar fate.

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Retarded why it wasn't rebranded in the first place when more shows came to the ''platform''

It's post like this where I shudder at the idea that certain members of this board think they're funnier than professional comedians.

I shudder at the idea that certain professional comedians think they're funnier than members of this board.

This post was okay, but I generally agree with you.

"I made a funny photoshop once. I bet I could hold my own at the Cellar table any day."

We get it, you're all Bernie loving faggots and Anthony is LEterally triggering. Jeebus.

I spent two years on that terlet!