"Hello Chrisyie? This is Officer Meatballs McGillicutty. Your boyfriend was arrested for defecating down a homeless man's throat screaming 'Spread eagle cross the block'"
Just the name "PoopCockExpress" made me laugh harder than I have in weeks.
Edit: Not even kidding, I'm still laughing at it, tears, literal tears streaming down my face
I don't know what it is, man, it's just so fucking funny to me. I never laugh alone, laughing is like a social thing for me, but "PoopCockExpress" just broke something in my head. I don't know.
60 comments
25 Dagidugidai 2016-02-14
You realize you left your girlfriends phone number visible on the next pic over, right?
14 user_306 2016-02-14
We should all leave her a sweet Valentine's Day greeting.
14 bizzlbone 2016-02-14
Maybe we can get Todd to call her
"Hello Chrisyie? This is Officer Meatballs McGillicutty. Your boyfriend was arrested for defecating down a homeless man's throat screaming 'Spread eagle cross the block'"
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2 PFGtv 2016-02-14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2dZPU595xM
7 [deleted] 2016-02-14
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2 ChippusMaximus 2016-02-14
peckas
14 [deleted] 2016-02-14
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-6 Dagidugidai 2016-02-14
Just the name "PoopCockExpress" made me laugh harder than I have in weeks. Edit: Not even kidding, I'm still laughing at it, tears, literal tears streaming down my face
22 cu_nt 2016-02-14
Its really not that funny. Calm yourself faggot.
-11 Dagidugidai 2016-02-14
I don't know what it is, man, it's just so fucking funny to me. I never laugh alone, laughing is like a social thing for me, but "PoopCockExpress" just broke something in my head. I don't know.
17 bizzlbone 2016-02-14
Tell us more about your laughing habits you blithering dolt
2 Clamdilicus 2016-02-14
Poopcockexpress
1 BarryMcCaulkener 2016-02-14
dat dont make no sense
14 bizzlbone 2016-02-14
Did it? Are they?
2 ChippusMaximus 2016-02-14
Sounds to me like you caught a case of the giggles, sir
6 Carl-Gustav 2016-02-14
I only posted one pic, not sure what you mean
23 EskimoEscrow 2016-02-14
Your stupidity is going to get you in trouble.
Also, clean yo sheets nigga.
6 cottonsweatpants 2016-02-14
When you scroll it shows all imgur submissions from this sub. Wasn't his gf.
3 Noremac05 2016-02-14
just sent her a dick pic!
1 Theyongary 2016-02-14
Well that's just rude. I had a decent conversation with the lovely lady.
1 sanfrancisco69er 2016-02-14
did he delete it? i dont see anything else
-1 EskimoEscrow 2016-02-14
This post will self destruct in 5...
-1 [deleted] 2016-02-14
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2 HC_Frick 2016-02-14
Gustave Le Bon is adequate
But he can't hold a candle to Gustave Flaubert!
-5 NoirMagieGateau 2016-02-14
Dumb nigger needs to charge his phone too. What kind of savage lets their phone get below 15%?
1 Carl-Gustav 2016-02-14
I posted it on AlienBlue, it lets you post on Imgur without an account. Thats why the username is "(source)".
6 Dagidugidai 2016-02-14
Well, some drunk from New York who doesn't charge their phone overnight or clean their sheets like a normal civilized human being fucked up
3 NoirMagieGateau 2016-02-14
Whatever, wash your bed sheets. Also Muffin is ugly and I hope a bigger dog eats him.
2 Carl-Gustav 2016-02-14
Muffin was a "her", and that yapping cunt has been dead for half a year
5 MrKrinkel 2016-02-14
Not Muffin!
2 Knightscribe 2016-02-14
Did she steal your prime rib?
2 Theyongary 2016-02-14
ya kiddin'!
1 NoirMagieGateau 2016-02-14
I'm glad to hear.
1 HC_Frick 2016-02-14
Drunks
11 DicklesTheClown 2016-02-14
I'm just going to pretend that Oandj is a really uncommon last name.
11 gunparty 2016-02-14
it sounds like a retard trying to say "orange"
5 rahtin 2016-02-14
That's too good for this miserable cesspool of autistic fucktards.
2 bizzlbone 2016-02-14
I'm only 10% retarded alroite
1 [deleted] 2016-02-14
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9 Clown_Shoe 2016-02-14
Im hoping its just some dumb couple named Oscar and Janet.
0 rahtin 2016-02-14
Or Gus and Elmer.
Opener and Jammer.
Boo
6 ShadowbannedKeithM 2016-02-14
There's a better chance it's just a huge OJ Simpson fan.
0 Anarox 2016-02-14
Dj Oan?
4 Z-Tay 2016-02-14
Hopefully there is a perfectly good explanation for that license plate that has nothing to do with Opie and Anthony.
2 faustok 2016-02-14
Opie and Jim has nothing to do with Opie and Anthony, maybe he liked that show
3 brmlb 2016-02-14
There's no way that can be real
3 borestmuncher 2016-02-14
Orenthal and James.
2 biobotX1 2016-02-14
They are a big hit in Tempe. Boring as shit radio is making a hell of a comeback. EDIT:: why are you named after a recoil-less rifle?
2 rottengymshorts 2016-02-14
As douchey as some bumper stickers can be, there is nothing douchier than a vanity plate. I saw one the other day that said SHELTER. What?
2 bizzlbone 2016-02-14
This douchey white kid I used to play basketball with had a Range Rover (which his parents bought of course) with PRTYBOI on the plate.
8 helobious1 2016-02-14
Was his name Gregg Hughes?
1 bizzlbone 2016-02-14
Now that I think about it he did claim to be ALL IN WITH THE RAP but didn't know who Nas was
2 [deleted] 2016-02-14
Maybe he really likes Oranges and juice
(boo)
2 NashuaDan 2016-02-14
Management really likes the new direction of this SUV.
1 ContentBotHZ54K 2016-02-14
Is that the jeep from Making A Murderer?
1 3stepsbackward 2016-02-14
Someone should have tried to drive that person off the road and into a tree.
1 [deleted] 2016-02-14
Arizona is the land of desert dykes.
PS: dump that bitch. It doesn't get any better from here on out.
1 bugbombs 2016-02-14
"Hi Opie" dude is from Arizona. This has to be him.
1 SlamballReunionTour 2016-02-14
lmao I reflexively just uttered a huge "EEEEEEW"
1 CuckECheese 2016-02-14
No you didn't.
0 [deleted] 2016-02-14
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0 BuzzWeedle 2016-02-14
You couldn't have picked a worse sub to have your girlfriends phone number on.
3 Carl-Gustav 2016-02-14
Not my girlfriend, my post is on a communal imgur account because I used AlienBlue
0 BuzzWeedle 2016-02-14
Ah. Well whoever that chick is, I hope she gets paid her weight in quarters.