Anthony on how to be a law abiding pedo

34  2016-02-14 by prevented_dement

86 comments

He's lit up like a Christmas tree when this subject comes up!

He'd would've been on cloud nine if he could've found a way to bring Hitler and n-person crime statistics into the dialogue.

oddly enough, most "n's" are pregnant before they reach the age of consent.

Underage pregnancy in the black community? C'mon, stop kiddin' around.

Back off! This ain't your show!

Hey man, you don't have a monopoly on bad racist jokes. I can get downvoted with da best of 'em, I tells ya.

He's a statutory rape law professor. He's a fucking phd in kiddy fucking law interpretation

he rattles those stats off like uncle paul

It really is creepy considering, even if legal, he is talking about girls almost 4 decades younger than him.

He could have fucked their grandmothers when they were 17.

I don't give a shit that he likes 17-year olds. What I found pretty disgusting is his statement that he'd fuck 13-or-14-year olds if he could.

Yeah....while the 17 year olds is creepy. Zero argument can be made for 13 year olds.

He could have fucked their grandmothers when they were 17.

Sexy, right?

Well he does look like he could be radicalized for ISIS, maybe it's just in the blood

Does anybody remember when Ant was tan, had muscle mass, wore paramilitary clothing and had age appropriate hair?

But more importantly; does anybody remember laughter?

This will be one of the many things used against him in court one day.

from the live stream marathon, 2016-02-09 The Anthony Cumia Show, anthony dropping major knowledge on the 17 years old law, look how giddy he was talking about it

He was always so well versed on age laws for every state in this great nation of ours.

I remember an uncle paul bit where he says "California and Las Vegas are the one party notification states"

And Sam brings up that Uncle Paul's creepy knowledge shouldn't exist because then it's knowledge that Jim actually studied haha

https://youtu.be/x7cyIK-Lnoc?t=3m

Knowledge is power!

Well, there's nothing quite as embarrassing as having to Google state constitutions in front of a girl

There is really no doubt anthony has been sent nude photos by teenagers before. And had to explain to them that it's child pornography and he could get in trouble. He probably said trouble in baby talk though, like tawubble.

That was probably a step dad to be fair.

goddamn thats creepy as fuck. maybe a 30 year old due saying that would sound less creepy but a 54 year OLD man. goddamn he makes him hard to root for.

He's 54 years young.

He'll be 58 in March.

I guess we know how old you are now.

;)

He makes my skin crawl...... and laugh!

He got a hard on just talking about it.

What a fucking ghoul.

Even a lawyer who knew that much about child rape laws without having to reference anything would be a creep, and this nigga had case studies too.

its really funny to me he cant get this knowledge out fast enough to impress those 2 other guys, like hes really proud of it

You could hear his hard on the 00:02 mark.

The father's aren't around yea sure. We have all Googled "anthony cumia christmas" before. We have seen you posing with a 17 year old and her old ass dad for a family photo.

Geez, this is fucking scary. I hope Ant has his drives encrypted.

what a fucking goon

ul?

Ugh. What a piece o' shit.

Haha Anthony O'Cumia.

Poor Lady Di.

:(

If he was this knowledgeable on half the shit talks about he would actually come across as somewhat intelligent

This is as skin crawling as uncle paul

Not to be that guy but this doesn't bother me the least, if some dumb 17 year old wants to sex with the cryptkeeper with whiskey breath it's her choice.

I wouldn't because my handstomping game is off but Ant can do what the fuck he wants

Just fucking stop Ant....

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Ant is like the Matlock of statutory rape law.

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Need some company?

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I don't know, that's what I'm asking.

Do you want some company?

Look how happy he gets talking about this! Hah!

It's kinda like a uncle paul bit but sadly real

he's like a gary glitter encyclopedia

This crater-faced creep makes me nauseous. Every single one of his problems stems from this kind of behavior. What's difference between a 17 year old and a 22 year old? At least fuck a girl who has a fully developed brain, Ant.

This is going to be used against him one day.

Not gonna lie diggin in some hot 17 year old guts sounds pretty good right about now.

Ugh, why hasn't society taught you that your natural attractions are disgusting like the rest of us good men?

Come on it's 2016

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You guys are right: fucking young, beautiful women is pathetic!

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That's a really shitty gif.

It's really confusing to us non-americans how you have different laws in different states. Would it not make sense to have one rule across the country? And to have a look at Ants hard drive

Well in Australia, our system is run this way http://www.australia.gov.au/about-government/how-government-works (very boring) But I'm guessing the U.S. is run pretty similar they divide up power between state and federal governments.

Which country are you from ?

england. Was a case of a teacher running off to france with a 15 year old a few years ago as their laws of consent are different. But in the same country? Just daft

Well, I think you would have to assume that they had a sexual relationship before he took her to France or if they could prove they did not have sex, there would be some grooming charges and he certainly would be in the shit because he took advantage of his role as a teacher.

Yep thats why he got hauled back.

Looks like he really like to teach biology...!

(I'll see myself out)

I like the idea that I can fuck a 15yr old if I make the drive to Mississippi. But I'm a reprehensible person.

THATS A MANN ACT

Knockin over mail boxes? Drivin through peoples backyards?

It kind of defeats the point of even having states if all the laws are the same. The 10th amendment of our Constitution demands it, all powers not given to the Federal government fall to the States.

Well what is the 'point' of a state really? I live in a place with Kings and Queens and yet you lot stay tied some silly old rules when even now America is really only a baby of a country and doesn't/shouldn't be tied to the old ways.

Amendment you say? So it can/has changed. Nice!

We kicked you Limeys out for a reason, don't question our methods!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UStr7iNm1A4 Doug Stanhope has this for you

It's called federalism. Lots of countries are run that way.

Well, whats the point of a country while we are at it?

The old ways? Yeah, because things like free speech, self defense, protection against search ans seizure, etc...none of those have a place in the modern world, right? What a silly comment from you.

Yes, can be changed with 2/3 vote in both houses or a convention of the states. Changing them would just make us like your country. I'll pass.

Making a country have the same laws is a bad idea? I can't see how anyone on left/right divide thinks that's a bad thing. Would stop something being a crime because of location only which seems insane to me

It takes out the ability for 50 States to dictate their own laws if you make it all the same. Over here we all have basic freedoms across all states. But there is (or should be, its been hacked to death) differences between States that would suit you or me differently. The laws are drastically different between some States....if I like one State more, I move there. There is not a need to change the laws of mine.

Again....think of it as 50 small countries. It is not as diverse as it was meant to be now though. Are you a raging liberal that loves Government, abortion and liberal feel good shit? Go to California. Or are you some hayseed that wants an arsenal of weapons and are a religious nut? Texas.

Picking Anthonys pedo tendencies is splitting hairs. All States are 17 or 18. Murder, rape, robbery, etc are universal in illegality. But there are some States that are far easier to live in with less Government. It used to(and should be) more up tot the States how education and other shit goes, but not so much anymore.

Honestly I love a system where there are different laws, with a few main ones in common. I love the idea that every area can be populated by people that want to experiment with a different way of how to run things best. And that I get the choice of where to live, that's magnificent to me.

The world would seem dreadfully boring and suffocating if we all lived under the same thumb with no way to escape it.

In Europe we have the option of moving to any of the other major nations with no questions asked so its not like you are trapped and have to lump it.

Unless you are one of those sheria law muslims

Except it took you 200 years longer to realize that's a better system. You see the individual united states of america as not their own countries but they are. Same as the united states of europe.

hmm its actually kind of falling apart already. Different needs and values from country to country far stronger than state to state.

I see no difference. Texas and New York and California are all as unique as France and Italy and Germany.

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Because the US is a federal system. Unless the power to legislate a particular thing is granted to the federal government by the constitution, it is right of the individual states to make laws regarding that thing. There are ways the federal government can enforce uniformity (For example prior to the 1980s there were some states where the legal drinking age was 18 instead of 21. The federal government wanted to make the age 21 across the board, but congress doesn't have the power to regulate that. They got around it by threatening to cut federal transportation funding to any state that didn't change their state law to make the legal drinking age 21), but they haven't done that with age of consent laws

How is doing a 17 year old the same as being a pedo?

I guess you never seen a 17 year old girl naked and horny, maybe you should get out of your moms basement more often (or not)

u forgot the virgin joke bro

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Law-abiding pedo is an oxymoron but yeah, uh...for those of you that have moved on to being fans of other people is it something you knowingly appreciate about them that the girls they have sex with are an age you are more agreeable with? I could never imagine in my life giving a shit about something like that, I would love an honest answer.

the way anthony keep bragging about it is just creepy as shit, remember greg giraldo had a problem with it too?

Alright, he has jokes about this for the LAST TIME....can some of the moral police finally just show up and arrest him already?

Well, I think you would have to assume that they had a sexual relationship before he took her to France or if they could prove they did not have sex, there would be some grooming charges and he certainly would be in the shit because he took advantage of his role as a teacher.

the way anthony keep bragging about it is just creepy as shit, remember greg giraldo had a problem with it too?