Double Guns

73  2016-02-14 by ImDickJustice

64 comments

Has this man ever had any sort of social interaction that wasn't scripted out in his head seconds previously? He is so uncomfortable in his own skin.

Staring at the camera as he does it too.

This nigga is infuriating

Opie got a nigga!

...Infuriated today.

make a nigga wanna hurt his ribs today

PEW PEW! PEW PEW!

Whats infuriating about that?

douchechills

Fucking everything.

His man-child beard certainly is. I want to shave it off with a rusty shovel.

straight up wanna make me titty fuck my teddy bear

It always amazes me how stupid and awkward Opie looks doing radio. If he didn't remind us every week I'd never guess he's been doing it since he was 18.

O&A was always better than Stern, but I wonder how Opie would rate his show these days compared to Stern.

even on this board that's fucking retarded to say.

i'm pretty sure most everyone here knows the score on that. both shows are currently dumpster fires compared to their previous incarnations, although Stern occasionally can still uncork a great interview or have a great day in studio with Sal and Richard, but Howard and tits are barely the same species let alone tits being in Howard's league as a radio guy.

god damn it you bring shame to all oanda fans you fucking punch bowl turd. Just hang your head in shame and do the sad Hulk walk into a woodchipper.

even on this board that's fucking retarded to say.

Fuck you, I never listened to Stern. I would occasionally catch the tv broadcast of his shit show on E! and think it sucked. It was ALWAYS Stern coaxing some hot porn star to take off more of her clothes.

Obviously Opie's show is not the same without the "&A" part, and I stopped listening years ago. That's why I wonder about people who were fans of Stern and O&A, who has the better show these days?

We all know shock-jock type radio is dead. If you want to be funny, or crude, or say whatever you want, you don't look to radio frequencies, you start a podcast.

My question is not for people like "BarryMcCaulkener" who think both shows are now "dumpster fires" compared to their old days. I just want to know what people think about Opie's show these days compared to Stern's show, from people who grew up being fans of both.

What an untalented phony. God I hate him. Look at his eyes. He thought that would KILL. Just a fucking anchor tying himself to the ankles of much funnier and talented specimen as they struggle to stay above the surface. Fuck him…fuck him…

Oh God, I guarantee he told his personal shopper that he wanted to look hip & youthful so she picked out some nice clothes for young men to match he rugged hipster beard.

What? You don't like Opie's XL Henleys with an undershirt (horrible fashion sense) and his button up True Religion jeans?

Exactly. Who's this for? Is he trying to reinvent himself? Is he trying to Look younger for his wife? God I hope not! Every old guy with a you get wife always tried to look younger & hip & it never never never never works out, they just end up looking like a fool.

I would imagine Lynsi dresses him. Vos is guilty of this too with that awful hat

I doubt it's Lynsi, she probably doesnt even dress herself. I'm sure an obnoxious rich twat like him probably tries to impress the wife by getting her a really expensive professional Personal Shopper. Those women are high paid because they're current on all the latest fashion trends for the wealthy.

"I'm all in with the Forever 21"

I love the genuine, exhausted hatred of this comment.

A rape would be less humiliating

indeed indeed.

Just one of the lads

This is enraging.

Thank you.

"She totally wants me. Sorry, babe, I'm taken" was definitely a scenario on repeat his car ride home.

the opster knows he has a camera on him, what an entertainer.

Kinda wish he'd pew pew up his own asshole and end it, bleed out on the studio floor and die of septic shock

Buckwheats nigga.

I'm hanging myself now. This is too much.

:)

love ya miss ya

thoughts and prayers

The morning zoo has overtaken him as dramatically as the Event Horizon took over Sam Neil. "I AM home..."

I couldn't tell if the clip was looping because Opie repeating the hilarity of the gun finger joke 3 times in a row was also a strong possibility. I wish those were real guns in his hands & he turned them towards his balding head & went "pew pew!"

I'd love to replace a football with his face, and then attempted a record breaking long field goal.

This is a 53 year old man "pew pew"ing. Holy shit.

Opie's big head and little face just irritate me.

This man needs a lobotomy

He already acts like he's had one

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Anyone have that clip? I feel like cringing and being angry at the same time.

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Jesus fucking christ.

The part that makes me the most angry is how embarrassed I am at being a former O&A fan

GOD is he SICKENING to look at

awful; smegma-covered BEARD......wish someone used HEDGE TRIMMERS to shave his face

Fuck you

That Normand ".......yeah..."

I don't think I have the physical capability to cringe as much as that video made me want to.

I can feel the hate flowing through my veins.

Opie looks TERRIBLE. He's rocking a comb-over now? He looks like he's wearing someone else's beard & lower face.

...

What's up with the GQ look? Didn't he spend 15yrs bragging about how he wears the same dirty jeans for a week straight to work & even dirty sweatpants?

Is a baseball tee GQ now? Those cost like 3 dollars back in the day...

All of his new clothes in general, which you knew.

That stupid table looks like it always has a blue tarp on it.

How old his he again?

Opie is one of those guys who really needed to have the shit beat out of him at a couple different points in life. And this is what u get when that doesn't happen: "u werent there for me" and laser guns.

Why is his chair so high up?
Everything about him and that situation is horrid.

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Euuugh god I can't watch, it's so grody.

I wish he would!! http://imgur.com/W9FooHu

cringefest

The most shocking thing is that out of all those people in the room, not one tried to strangle him and tear his eyeballs out as a basic human reflex. Who knew the shells were so sharp?

After the third time this repeated it got a genuine laugh out of me. I should probably just kill myself right?

Now we're feeling bad for Jim Norton, folks? After all last month just eviscerating him for defending Amy Schumer?