Tits gets a Samsung to be different, not because it's a better phone

0  2016-02-13 by aftershave

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One time he commented that brothers like the samsungs from what he had observed during his adventures outside

his adventures outside

That really is how I imagine his 5 year old brain working.

Samsung is way better than Apple. Tits is too dumb to know that though.

Any top shelf android device is better. As long people still fall for that exclusivity marketing bullshit that Apple is so good and Samsung to a lesser degree, people generally speaking will only ever think of Apple vs latest Android that's hot shit that moment. Even the Apple employees I know of don't use iPhones(most tech savvy people don't like being locked into such a walled device/ecosystem).

It's in the same vain of his refusal to get rid of that shitty Time Warner for something clearly better with FiOS.

He did the same thing with Fios. He'd complain about Time Warner every day and Ant and Jimmy would tell him to switch. He's like a child, in that way and every other way.