Opie is the next Howard Stern

0  2016-02-13 by unclepaul84

He is going resign and get fuck you money. He really is Howard's successor as the king of media.

6 comments

3  BlewRaja 2016-02-13

Except Opie never had talent, and Howard isn't autistic

2  [deleted] 2016-02-13

Howard made decisions. Opie is provided with choices and either accepts them or rejects them. Hint: He never rejects them and they aren't really "choices."

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2  Sternacthegreat 2016-02-13

Opie will accept whatever he's given. Back in 2000 or so, they could've had a chance to be heirs to Stern's throne. Now he's an aged DJ in a dying sub-genre of a fading medium.

2  joomommyhappy 2016-02-13

There was never any chance of them being the heirs to Howard's throne. In the grand scheme of things, they were always kids table. They lacked consistent depth and scope. A little off. A little too harsh.

A prime example is the Sarah Jessica Parker phone call. Anthony immediately cowered, and Opie threw out one lame insult then got in line. Total kids table reactions.

Patrice and some of the other comics gave them some weight, but with that dingus steering the ship they were always doomed to the minor leagues.

2  RacistPigeon 2016-02-13

I'd rather see him be the next R. Budd Dwyer.

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1  FatMustacheCunt 2016-02-13

Was this supposed to be an insult?