When is the next Opie breakdown/"I-needed-you" moment, and what can this sub do to hurry it along?

21  2016-02-12 by [deleted]

It's too quite lately...

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I actually have the answer to this; next time one of you maniacs calls in, when Tit's interrupts with something dumb, just shout "Bam Margera Bam Margera Bam Margera Bam Margera". He'll hang up on you, but if callers could turn this into a trend I guarantee it will fuck Opie up. Every single time it comes up in any context he gets angrier and more upset than any other time.

Good idea but could we amend it to "Bam Fucks Lynsi", just those three words over and over.

As cruel as this sub is, there's really no reason to bring her in. If she had a public presence like constantly posting on Twitter or Instagram, or constantly calling into the show like Di or Bobo, then go ahead. Other than being married to a washed up, D List celebrity disc jockey, she's a private citizen.

Repeating "Bam Margera" over and over again is implying something given the context of the history between Opie and Ben, but in of itself is harmless.

You may have a point, but wouldn't we just be deluding ourselves that we have some moral code when it comes to this?

However you will have to come up with a very convincing argument for me to believe that anything we say to Tits on his show would be a cruel as this or the countless other pychopathic behaviour he engages in against the weakest victims he can find.

Is it odd that I find her cute? Not the missing limbs thing, but her face and attitude. Ok ok, it's the missing limbs thing.

You know how I find her? She's right where I left her!

Don't dig too deep Ope.

Fuck that, she made the mistake of marrying an idiot who took away her privacy by making her a public figure for this limited situation. Legally, and morally, speaking, we have both free reign and an obligation to mock her for getting ass fucked on tape by Bam.

Categorizing marrying Tits as merely a "mistake" is being much too kind to her. There's almost no way that wasn't the cold, calculating act of a gold-digging cunt.

Bam a Booey

Set it up with an Emeril Lagasse reference. Then he'll have two names that set him off for the same reason.

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he will re-sign

Jim doesn't really have many options. He can work for peanuts at a network owned by a guy that beat his friends daughter or fulltime half-fill Chucklehuts around the country.

Or maybe Vice locks up his talk show for season 2 and networks jump on the phenomenon that is Chippa sho, who knows.

I think that's what the Chippa show is. Jim is begging us to let him out.

Ramone Opie. It's associate with Jim and we can make it really hurt. I'm surprised nobody has done this. Something along the lines of "Ramone, get this fat titted chromedome off the air"

I remember a thread a year or so ago saying people should Ramone the show. The best suggestion was:

"RAAAAMONE! THERE'S A BAM MARERGA IN MY WIFE!"

are you kidding? have you not seen that time and time again a fan trying to ramone the show will never be anything other than a complete embrassment?

Obviously, BizzaroOpie needs to do an AMA whoever he is

Ooo I like this idea

The next Opie breakdown will probably just be an uncomfortable discussion between Tits and a guest who hasn't yet seen the power of Greggshells and will ask him prodding questions about Ant or something that will turn into an uncomfortable five minutes or so.

Decent TV starts up next week. Maybe Opies menstrual cycle is synced up to the networks.

Throw anything at him could do it. An innocuous comment from an asian women sent him into an embarrassing shit hemorrhage where he attacked Jim for no reason.

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no way to tell/nothing

Meh.