I used to model and there are actually little production assistants running around tossing jolly ranchers at girls who look a little woozy from bright lights and starvation . you eat about a handful of those and nothing else during fashion week
She gets mad when she shows up to a photo shoot and they don't have a bowl of lead paint chips and pennies waiting for her.
It sucks that society is making these genetic disasters think they can have normal lives. Without parents and handlers they would spend their days eating non stop and masturbating endlessly in a state run home.
This story saddens me a lot because it makes me think of the fun that O&A and Jimmy and a random guest comedian could have had with this story back in the day. But you bastards made up for some of it with your hilarious jokes.
Haha yeah that's why I posted the article. None of those shitty broadcasters are gonna make comedy gold for us, so I figured the sub could fill in nicely and they have.
When I saw this I had to go and put on the Retarded Cook segments from Youtube. Merrill Howard Kalin, meehhhhhhm mmmmmm. My Jell-O won't stand up. So he takes his big meaty retard hands and scoops up the Jell-O and drops it back into the bowl of apple chunk covered Jell-O slop.
People get so angry when you bring up how sexual they are. My ex was a tard wrangler at a summer camp, and half of her day was separating them in the shower because it was a constant sometimes consensual orgy.
When I was a teenager we had a retard working at the grocery store I had my first job at and judging by what she would ramble on about her mothers boyfriend was banging her and they were in love and she wanted a baby with him. But she'd also try and flirt and be coy with some of the guys at work too. And she was not a supermodel tard, she was a fat, short dumpy tard. Then she would go around and steal candy bars from the checkstands to sneak home with her because her mom didn't let her have sweets. Everyone knew she did it but they turned a blind eye because they felt bad for her, even the managers. She was an utter disaster of a person and if she didn't have her mom and some local retard work center on her side she'd never have gotten the job.
The McDonalds across the street at the time had one working there and this delightful person used to whip his retard dick out at least once or twice a week when some woman took his fancy and yank it, usually behind the counter or on the main floor where he was supposed to be mopping. And he never got fired.
Will it still be proper for some business magnate to ply her with cocaine, promises of guarantees of career advancement and booze and fuck her with no condom?
58 comments
26 funnylikehahaha 2016-02-12
My dick just got up Syndrome
25 biobotX1 2016-02-12
"Victoria's Syndrome"
22 TheAmazingPearl 2016-02-12
"She was born with Down syndrome and is working hard to change society's perceptions of modeling".
I always thought models had large foreheads & low IQs.
6 MrKrinkel 2016-02-12
Eyem comforming wiff ecspatations and my datty poots his thing inside me. Ime "excited"
2 SteakSauce66 2016-02-12
Say, are you that pretty gal everyone's been talking about?
17 EskimoEscrow 2016-02-12
This is retarded
8 shmigshmog 2016-02-12
Let's all pat each other on the back for pretending that a genetic catastrophe has resulted in an aesthetically pleasing person.
8 rottengymshorts 2016-02-12
Society in general over the last 50 years, "well we haven't been able to get rid of them so fuck it."
3 rahtin 2016-02-12
If this is the dunderhead I'm thinking of, she's actually kind of hot.
17 Opprobriousness 2016-02-12
The Extra Chromosome Collection by Dolce & Gabbana.
11 im_not 2016-02-12
Dopey & Gabbana
6 The_Lunger 2016-02-12
Dolt and Gabbana
3 herpacin 2016-02-12
Now featuring Bobo.
15 holodog 2016-02-12
They use tootsie rolls to lead her out on the runway.
5 Mouthful_of_cum 2016-02-12
I used to model and there are actually little production assistants running around tossing jolly ranchers at girls who look a little woozy from bright lights and starvation . you eat about a handful of those and nothing else during fashion week
10 holodog 2016-02-12
You coulda been a MODEL??
3 Xx9mmParabellumxX 2016-02-12
Holy fuck that's funny.
14 AntsCamera 2016-02-12
She wants everyone to know it is ok to eat pennies, and you are still sexy even if you shit yourself twice a day.
5 chicken-named-mike 2016-02-12
I'd let her drop a penny-filled shit on my chest.
http://cdn1.indie88cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Madeline-Stuart-Model-Down-Syndrome-1.jpg
9 [deleted] 2016-02-12
I made a cummy in my hockey helmet!
10 chicken-named-mike 2016-02-12
I bet you could train that retard to milk loads like a pro.
7 Mouthful_of_cum 2016-02-12
Goodwill has a program for that
4 Unc_PaulHarrgis1-5YO 2016-02-12
She looks like a redheaded and retarded version of Carin Fisher
3 ig0tworms 2016-02-12
Reminds me of a bit from years ago, The Retarded Restaurant
Anthony's line at 58 seconds... fuck man, good times.
10 decmcg 2016-02-12
First she disappointed her parents and now she's going to disappoint the fashion world. This fat tongued bitch has no shame.
3 herpacin 2016-02-12
Sherrod?
9 chicken-named-mike 2016-02-12
I want to fuck that retard's ass so savagely that she cries.
13 MrKrinkel 2016-02-12
She'd laugh and make the rape weird
2 chicken-named-mike 2016-02-12
"Why are you laughing!? I am trying to kill you."
7 herpacin 2016-02-12
Big girl made a doody!
9 Opprobriousness 2016-02-12
She's kind of a butterface.
8 corwinkyahern 2016-02-12
Her mom blamed her daughters condition on parallel drinking
7 fishcado 2016-02-12
Potato couture.
7 DaveNone 2016-02-12
She gets mad when she shows up to a photo shoot and they don't have a bowl of lead paint chips and pennies waiting for her.
It sucks that society is making these genetic disasters think they can have normal lives. Without parents and handlers they would spend their days eating non stop and masturbating endlessly in a state run home.
This story saddens me a lot because it makes me think of the fun that O&A and Jimmy and a random guest comedian could have had with this story back in the day. But you bastards made up for some of it with your hilarious jokes.
6 im_not 2016-02-12
Haha yeah that's why I posted the article. None of those shitty broadcasters are gonna make comedy gold for us, so I figured the sub could fill in nicely and they have.
3 DaveNone 2016-02-12
When I saw this I had to go and put on the Retarded Cook segments from Youtube. Merrill Howard Kalin, meehhhhhhm mmmmmm. My Jell-O won't stand up. So he takes his big meaty retard hands and scoops up the Jell-O and drops it back into the bowl of apple chunk covered Jell-O slop.
4 rahtin 2016-02-12
People get so angry when you bring up how sexual they are. My ex was a tard wrangler at a summer camp, and half of her day was separating them in the shower because it was a constant sometimes consensual orgy.
4 DaveNone 2016-02-12
When I was a teenager we had a retard working at the grocery store I had my first job at and judging by what she would ramble on about her mothers boyfriend was banging her and they were in love and she wanted a baby with him. But she'd also try and flirt and be coy with some of the guys at work too. And she was not a supermodel tard, she was a fat, short dumpy tard. Then she would go around and steal candy bars from the checkstands to sneak home with her because her mom didn't let her have sweets. Everyone knew she did it but they turned a blind eye because they felt bad for her, even the managers. She was an utter disaster of a person and if she didn't have her mom and some local retard work center on her side she'd never have gotten the job.
The McDonalds across the street at the time had one working there and this delightful person used to whip his retard dick out at least once or twice a week when some woman took his fancy and yank it, usually behind the counter or on the main floor where he was supposed to be mopping. And he never got fired.
0 rahtin 2016-02-12
How did it taste?
6 charliechickenfucker 2016-02-12
I wonder if they could do this with airline pilots.
2 rahtin 2016-02-12
My first wife was tarded... She's a pilot now.
5 corwinkyahern 2016-02-12
AmerZika's next top model
4 Binski13 2016-02-12
I thought this was going to be a Opie joke
4 [deleted] 2016-02-12
Does the runway have a wet floor sign after shes done?
4 herpacin 2016-02-12
It's almost as good as that two headed monster from TLC.
3 [deleted] 2016-02-12
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3 SlamballReunionTour 2016-02-12
'excited', because they can't decipher the true nature of her waterheaded emotions
3 MrKrinkel 2016-02-12
model with down syndrome "excited" to still be breathing, says "yay pudding"
2 holodog 2016-02-12
Right? She's also excited about new kiddie rides at the supermarket.
3 ricswrangler 2016-02-12
I'm down.
3 CelticSabbath 2016-02-12
Does the carpet match the curtains?
3 thissiteruinedme 2016-02-12
She'll be the only one wearing the clothes with the hanger.
5 Xx9mmParabellumxX 2016-02-12
Yeah the thing her mom should have used when she was pregnant.
3 Aemon12 2016-02-12
It's about time.
2 3stepsbackward 2016-02-12
We need to find a way to get Bobo included in this.
2 SickleSellout 2016-02-12
Pratwalk.
2 NoirMagieGateau 2016-02-12
Will it still be proper for some business magnate to ply her with cocaine, promises of guarantees of career advancement and booze and fuck her with no condom?
2 Det_Sipowicz 2016-02-12
Christian Duh-or
1 [deleted] 2016-02-12
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1 Spaghetti_Robotti 2016-02-12
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them.
2 chicken-named-mike 2016-02-12
"Why are you laughing!? I am trying to kill you."