Junkie? LOL what? Because someone smokes pot and occasionally do mushrooms, doesnt remotely mean they are a junkie. This could be one of the dumbest things ive seen on here. And this is full of things opie has said.
There is no correlation between intelligence and good grammar. There are dumb fucks with good grammar and geniuses with bad grammar. Harping on someone's sentence structure instead of arguing the initial point, however, is commonly accepted by a majority of social experts as the most common form of deflection. By correcting someone's grammar on the internet, you're actually proving that you DON'T have strong cognitive abilities, else you wouldn't need to devolve the discussion to "Haha, you spelled that wrong". In short, you are a fucking loser.
Cut him some slack. He is the nation's foremost expert on joke thievery and gave us the simple formula to determine such:
Friend of Rogan steals: Originality problem maybe?
Foe of Rogan steals: DIE JOKE THIEF DIE!
Joe's a busy guy. Between being the sole judge of joke theft and hosting a pot talk podcast, he doesn't have time to keep up with the title of some British cooze.
He's always exposed when an actual great thinker comes on his podcast. Louis Theroux was trying to have a conversation with him but Rogan wasn't getting his references so it was just a few hours of Louis informing Joe about things he really should know about.
Louis is not just an interviewer. He's tackled nearly every subject you could think of in a very clever way. He disarms absolute psychopaths., murderers and paedophiles, runs rings around fanatics like the Westboro Baptist Church and the KKK while they don't even know it. He's the best documentary maker going too. So yeah, he's a great mind.
Oh he's a great interviewer but again great thinker is a stretch. He mainly just disarms people and waits for the dirt/gossip to come out of their mouths. He runs this formula through with most subjects.
Why would Joe need to know the difference between Prime Minister and Queen? It's not like he spends hours at a time talking about how the world works, oh wait.
The Rogan Watch Youtube channel is kind of creepy to me but whatever. I like Rogan but he's not a fascinating person at all. He's your high school buddy who was on the football team and got all the pussy and every once in a while he'd take it upon himself to make some kind of profound statement and it would be so unbearably cringeworthy that you would want to blow your brains out just to escape the moment.
Who gives a shit? Your prime minister literally fucks dead pigs, your women are ugly, your food is shit, you have like 2 interesting celebrities, and the last cool thing you did as a nation was over 50 years ago. No one gives a shit about you or your queen. Go fuck yourself.
He knows lots of trivia though, even though he does steer conversation into territory he is very familiar with, which makes him quite entertaining to listen to. I still think he's a very egotistical guy who thinks he's on some higher level.
That awful pretentious brow-crinkle Rogan does when he's pontificating really grinds my gears. I'd pay a whopping 10 dollars to hear Colin Quinn roast his retarded Onnit Kettle-Bell advertisement.
Makes me feel old now, i still play counter strike 1.6 and a private server of everquest based on 1999/2000 content. That halo and call of duty is for the youngings i say.
I don't recall Rogan ever calling himself part of gamer culture, at least in a present-day manner. He just used Quake as an example from his younger years to try to relate to gaming and addictive patterns.
I kind of relate to Joe on this because if you talk to me about video games long enough I'll start sounding stupid because of how out-of-date my references are. The last console I owned was a PS2.
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45 decmcg 2016-02-12
Ugh. He really is a meathead masquerading as an intellect. I doubt his legion of supplement buying fanboys even know who Thatcher was.
2 conchopeterpumper 2016-02-12
Thatcher, Thischer what does it matter anyway?
1 dismal626 2016-02-12
You know who is even more dumb? The people who think knowledge = intellect.
1 [deleted] 2016-02-12
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1 decmcg 2016-02-12
You what's even dumber than that? You.
2 dismal626 2016-02-12
Sick burn lol
39 PassProtect15 2016-02-12
Are we in some kind of foreign exchange program w/ RoganWatch?
13 stevie_janowskii 2016-02-12
If we're the Scots, then they're the Irish. We're natural allies, there's no getting around it.
2 Det_Sipowicz 2016-02-12
"Irish..." - Longshenks
7 Holzmann 2016-02-12
Still have that Ghostbusters trap, Weirdfellas?
1 misunderstoodestroyr 2016-02-12
You mean longjeans.
6 Zenaesthetic 2016-02-12
No, that /u/steal_from_asprey_ guy has just made it his life's work to expose Joe Rogan as the phony that he is!
25 Snake_____86 2016-02-12
So tired of this self absorbed 5'6 junkie midget.
6 nolasen 2016-02-12
5'6!? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
-11 DButler1979 2016-02-12
Junkie? LOL what? Because someone smokes pot and occasionally do mushrooms, doesnt remotely mean they are a junkie. This could be one of the dumbest things ive seen on here. And this is full of things opie has said.
8 BlandOld 2016-02-12
Boooo
-1 sanfrancisco69er 2016-02-12
so he's a junkie for smoking weed? jesus christ what has this shit turned into?
-3 [deleted] 2016-02-12
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1 FoetusCorruptus 2016-02-12
There is no correlation between intelligence and good grammar. There are dumb fucks with good grammar and geniuses with bad grammar. Harping on someone's sentence structure instead of arguing the initial point, however, is commonly accepted by a majority of social experts as the most common form of deflection. By correcting someone's grammar on the internet, you're actually proving that you DON'T have strong cognitive abilities, else you wouldn't need to devolve the discussion to "Haha, you spelled that wrong". In short, you are a fucking loser.
5 Snake_____86 2016-02-12
*You're
5 BlandOld 2016-02-12
Who are you, rogan?
2 truthie 2016-02-12
Imagine what a dunce you'd have to be to believe any of this.
1 jayach23 2016-02-12
*Or else
19 MartyAtThePoonTower 2016-02-12
Cut him some slack. He is the nation's foremost expert on joke thievery and gave us the simple formula to determine such:
Friend of Rogan steals: Originality problem maybe?
Foe of Rogan steals: DIE JOKE THIEF DIE!
Joe's a busy guy. Between being the sole judge of joke theft and hosting a pot talk podcast, he doesn't have time to keep up with the title of some British cooze.
18 satsamsit 2016-02-12
I wouldn't enroll my kids in Professor Rogan's history class, would you, gang?! No, I think not!
24 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-02-12
Do you have a picture of your kids please?
:)
7 CCRed95 2016-02-12
WITH THEIR PENUSES OUT
3 Snake_____86 2016-02-12
They better have no hair on them.
2 [deleted] 2016-02-12
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16 IVORY_LEAGUE_opie 2016-02-12
nothing worse; then DUMB PEOPLE who've convinced themselves they are smart
16 mcmck 2016-02-12
then dumb people
4 TheFatMosque 2016-02-12
and that are also constantly reinforced in their belief by everyone around them
3 TakesTheWrongSideGuy 2016-02-12
How else is Tony Hingecliff supposed to get gigs?
5 Det_Sipowicz 2016-02-12
Well we def know how he gets GAGS, LOL!!!
14 [deleted] 2016-02-12
He even rolls his eye's like he knows all about her.
11 poolitzer 2016-02-12
Redban is Roganwatch
0 EskimoEscrow 2016-02-12
Wow, is it really?
11 KingTutsstache 2016-02-12
If he wasn't roided up and fake spiritual on pot, he'd be named Opie.
10 mongo_the_loid666 2016-02-12
Arrogant Semi-Intellectual conspiracy theorist wackjob.
9 kevin121312 2016-02-12
must've skipped his DMT Shroom-tek hemp oil Alpha lip gloss, that day.
8 AssMcPlay 2016-02-12
thanks for keeping this nigga honest roganwatch
8 countfrightenstein 2016-02-12
When friends send me Joe Rogan links to prove conspiracies and the like, they automatically and permanently go in the "idiot pile".
He's an OK interviewer but I've always thought he was just a bully and a dumb one at that.
4 decmcg 2016-02-12
He's always exposed when an actual great thinker comes on his podcast. Louis Theroux was trying to have a conversation with him but Rogan wasn't getting his references so it was just a few hours of Louis informing Joe about things he really should know about.
2 kimchifart 2016-02-12
Louis Theroux isn't a great thinker. He's an interviewer. OK he's not dumb, but great thinker?
2 decmcg 2016-02-12
Louis is not just an interviewer. He's tackled nearly every subject you could think of in a very clever way. He disarms absolute psychopaths., murderers and paedophiles, runs rings around fanatics like the Westboro Baptist Church and the KKK while they don't even know it. He's the best documentary maker going too. So yeah, he's a great mind.
1 kimchifart 2016-02-12
Oh he's a great interviewer but again great thinker is a stretch. He mainly just disarms people and waits for the dirt/gossip to come out of their mouths. He runs this formula through with most subjects.
8 Z-Tay 2016-02-12
Celebrities are morons. Nothing new.
Why would Joe need to know the difference between Prime Minister and Queen? It's not like he spends hours at a time talking about how the world works, oh wait.
6 0tiose 2016-02-12
But I thought flotation tanks increase your intellectual ability 2000%
11 K1bbler 2016-02-12
2000% of nothing is still nothing.
2 TacoTrots 2016-02-12
Ahhhhhh, shit!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1U30A60foj0
4 Zenaesthetic 2016-02-12
Whatever man, a couple edibles and an hour in the tank is when Joe comes up with his best shit! It's almost spiritual!
4 BlandOld 2016-02-12
That's where his humping a stool bit came from!
2 PiggyFork 2016-02-12
Dolla dolla bills, y'all. Edit: Pound Pound sterling, I say.
2 TARE_ME 2016-02-12
That's only if you count the two scientifically double funded triple-blind placebo tests out of the North End Memory Center of Boston.
6 DuckSpeaker_ 2016-02-12
thanks to tom papa, Joe is still only the 2nd most insufferable person in that broadcast.
1 telemecanique 2016-02-12
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4 aprosbro 2016-02-12
Yeah but how was her ground game, pussy.
4 littlepeteferguson 2016-02-12
The Rogan Watch Youtube channel is kind of creepy to me but whatever. I like Rogan but he's not a fascinating person at all. He's your high school buddy who was on the football team and got all the pussy and every once in a while he'd take it upon himself to make some kind of profound statement and it would be so unbearably cringeworthy that you would want to blow your brains out just to escape the moment.
2 [deleted] 2016-02-12
Fun Fact: There are no stories of Rogan and pussy.
-2 Det_Sipowicz 2016-02-12
Holy shit is that a great analogy. Upvote from me.
1 cottonsweatpants 2016-02-12
Guize, that's his upvote. Don't touch it!
4 19headaches 2016-02-12
Who gives a fuck?
4 Wobbly_Red_Snappa 2016-02-12
and right after he says, "Whatever the fuck she was"
I don't like rogan as much as the next guy, but you ghouls are going apeshit over THIS?
3 im_not 2016-02-12
This moment of idiocy is brought to you by super magic green-leaf memory boost vitamin pills
3 MartyVanB 2016-02-12
Reminds me of when Tits kept saying Toronto Mayor Rob Ford was talking to Parliament. It was the city council
2 kalirizian 2016-02-12
"uhhh uhhhh that's not a real queen"
It's like he was deciding whether or not to lie that he knew about her or if he was just gonna say whatever.
2 jackruby1123 2016-02-12
Lol it makes so much sense that steal from asprey would finally find an audience here.
2 Dagidugidai 2016-02-12
Who gives a shit? Your prime minister literally fucks dead pigs, your women are ugly, your food is shit, you have like 2 interesting celebrities, and the last cool thing you did as a nation was over 50 years ago. No one gives a shit about you or your queen. Go fuck yourself.
2 LightBulbExpert 2016-02-12
No one gives a shit about the UK
2 dove-ness 2016-02-12
needs more alpha brain, like a thousand pills sounds right.
1 satsamsit 2016-02-12
Joe should give his head a shake!
1 Gronez_Bambaataa 2016-02-12
He also said that Rusty Cage was a Jonny Cash song.
4 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-02-12
No way! No. Way.
You're kidding!
!!!!!
JESUS!
1 Gronez_Bambaataa 2016-02-12
He's the worst.
1 steal_from_asprey_ 2016-02-12
Do you have a time stamp?
1 TheFatMosque 2016-02-12
you don't remember when Queen Thatcher invaded the Falkland Islands during WW2? dope
1 AssMcPlay 2016-02-12
this should just become a general hater aggregate sub
1 FloggingTheHorses 2016-02-12
He knows lots of trivia though, even though he does steer conversation into territory he is very familiar with, which makes him quite entertaining to listen to. I still think he's a very egotistical guy who thinks he's on some higher level.
1 zenicaone 2016-02-12
they will love this at joerogan2 or whateva , try there
very few people here care about bald rogan
1 nomorecompromise 2016-02-12
That awful pretentious brow-crinkle Rogan does when he's pontificating really grinds my gears. I'd pay a whopping 10 dollars to hear Colin Quinn roast his retarded Onnit Kettle-Bell advertisement.
0 hkpp 2016-02-12
Anon needs to be unbanned from the RB already
-2 telemecanique 2016-02-12
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1 Insomnia423 2016-02-12
Makes me feel old now, i still play counter strike 1.6 and a private server of everquest based on 1999/2000 content. That halo and call of duty is for the youngings i say.
1 ChippusMaximus 2016-02-12
I don't think you understand how awesome having Quake parties on LAN was.
1 telemecanique 2016-02-12
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1 ChippusMaximus 2016-02-12
Who is bragging? They were just fun times that aren't had anymore.
0 deegan258 2016-02-12
I don't recall Rogan ever calling himself part of gamer culture, at least in a present-day manner. He just used Quake as an example from his younger years to try to relate to gaming and addictive patterns.
I kind of relate to Joe on this because if you talk to me about video games long enough I'll start sounding stupid because of how out-of-date my references are. The last console I owned was a PS2.
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7 [deleted] 2016-02-12
I have enough time for Joe too.
3 satsamsit 2016-02-12
Me too. I didn't mind Joe, but I watched one of these videos and it was a quick hate multiplication.
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4 [deleted] 2016-02-12
You seem a little out of place on this sub too judging from the amount of down votes you get.
-3 [deleted] 2016-02-12
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4 [deleted] 2016-02-12
You seem a little out of place on this sub too judging from the amount of down votes you get.
-2 Det_Sipowicz 2016-02-12
Holy shit is that a great analogy. Upvote from me.
1 telemecanique 2016-02-12
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7 Holzmann 2016-02-12
Still have that Ghostbusters trap, Weirdfellas?
1 misunderstoodestroyr 2016-02-12
You mean longjeans.
2 [deleted] 2016-02-12
Fun Fact: There are no stories of Rogan and pussy.