I just had the gayest fantasy

0  2016-02-11 by packitchofsositch

Jimmy chooses not to sign a new contract, and goes his own way.

The OpieRadio Show is set to premiere.

Opie eschews the usual suspects, and manages to pull off as in-studio guests, Bill Burr, Louis CK, Amy Schumer, and Nick DiPaolo. Because they're all sort of 'hard targets'. Bill and Louie are friendly and would be welcomed by most fans, but booking them is somewhat of a fuck you to Ant fans. Amy is on the same level, and allows the Tits say fuck you to Ant's fans in a slightly different way. Nick is a bosom buddy to Ant in the way Hauser was to Cohagen, and the source of the real potential conflict.

They all hash the whole thing out with something resembling real honesty. Colin calls in at least 7 times telling opie that he douched something up. With 10 minutes left in the show, Ant shows up in a Travis Bickle fatigue jacket, and whips out a gun. (it has all been scripted beforehand, and constitutes a radio stunt that they agreed to surprise the fans with.) In the other hand, he's got a bottle. He drunkenly berates everyone and everything, pointing his gun at everyone and everything. Opie relents on a few key issues about their friendship and admits he was wrong. Ant retreats, pulling a large smoked salmon from inside his jacket, which he proceeds to attempt to eat while making his way out onto the street.

2 comments

Am I in it?

I have a lover's gag reflex.

;)

Anthony is more the Dog Day Afternoon type. Plus, where'd he get the salmon?