2011 Schumer was not bad. All downhill from there. Post goes year by year.

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She has a face that makes the caricature artist at the beach oddly conflicted.

Her face was always ugly, the best she could ever achieve was to be a butterface.

She'll lose all of the extra weight some time in the next 5 years, because she'll be able to afford a chef and constant personal training/coaching. Then, when she's shown pictures of her slender, healthy physique from 2011, she'll claim that she was miserable because she was starving herself, she's happier now, blah blah fatpiggy

She'll probably hire someone to slap food out of her hand, like a.. I don't know... a slap chef or something.

Did you just think of that yourself, because it's genius.

I mean shit. It's shit.

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That's a lot of meat.

she's literally fatter than Hillary Clinton. lol

She's like Turd hitting the wall. 2012! 2013! Crash! Turd? Turd?

I swear to god Cow, if anything happens to him!

She threw away her good looks and health to become a fat feminist. I can't wait to laugh at her aging, sagging rolls.

Why wait

I want fat Amy to sit on my face with a sweaty ass.

I bet it would smell like ham.

probably pastrami

Yeah, possibly any cured pig-based meat.

Honestly, I find 2011 to be too trashy.

2013 is well put together, but immediately gives off the aura of, how do I say, unbearable cunt.

2014 is great, but I find pancake titties to be endearing and that's what the dress is making those look like.

2015 is objectively awful.

2011 she was really hot

wouldn't go that far.

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oh okay whew...so i wasnt crazy back in 2011 when i found her moderately attractive. for a second i thought id just become full black and started liking fat white chicks

You really are a bunch of catty, cuckolding queens.

her disgusting fat slunt face sucked what little fat was in her lips and turned them into enraging thin skin slits.