I fucking hate myself for what im about to post but whatever it's late no one will see

4  2016-02-10 by [deleted]

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I do what I do because of you guys.

I said, I DO WHAT I DO BECAUSE OF YOU GUYS!

"If you guys could just turn around for a sec ...."

DareToDream2016

(You are really missing out if you're not following Scorch's LA adventures on Twitter)

my dad is Nick Carpinelli from Rock 101...

Your dad is somebody.

Screen shot this so don't delete

You're not wrong. Thank God Reddit truly engages in freedom of speech & expression. You won't find that exemplified anywhere more than /r/opieandanthony.

but unless you delete the post, wouldn't it still be here later...

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I come here to laugh at balding, middle aged men. But yeah, yours too I guess.

What about balding 23 year old "men" like myself?

Your OK man. At least you're not Aaron Hernandez. That asshole will never get out of prison.

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How do you find time to visit the sub in-between listening to Fallout Boy and self harming?

You can do all of those things simultaneously

Is that you, Opie?

I know, I can't stand most people, it's all because of the jews.

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I've been banned and had posts deleted from so many other subreddits, because I type the way I do here. Fuck this site. Only good subreddit.

faggot

It's ok, OP. Sometimes I feel like I don't have a partner; sometimes I feel like my only friend.

This place has many retarded and hateful people, I don;t know what that means for you, or myself even. Do you psychologically seek punishment sort of? Its sane in relation to your upbringing?

Listen I want to cut off your face like the movie faceoff, but then eat it and shit it out and make cumsies on my own shit/yourface

That's odd

He says odd shit to people.

Yeah, and after eatin' his face, he'd shit odd people! tss tss

it is odd but you are indeed a faggot. so in a way we're all tools but for fucks sake this place is above all else... real. in a way the spirit of what was OandA has transmogrified into this subreddit.

Alright, settle down.

call the cops