So... Opie stomped on a cake... Ant stomped on a hand... What will Jimmy stomp on?

17  2016-02-08 by [deleted]

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Worms don't have feet

who will he stick with his setae?

his career.

came here to post this

I was about to do some parallel thinking about this.

Amy's face when she cuts him out of Trainwreck 2, after all the excuses he's made for her.

That would require not being a gutless worm. She won't even need to give him a reason, he'll make an excuse for her and apologise to her.

His dignity & integrity as a comedian & man.

Patrice's grave Everytime he brings his name up to defend his positions on race & Amy Schumer's material

A tranny dick

i only see it being stomped on by his mouth (if that is the right verb for it)

Over and over again, too.

Until his tonsils are coated in AIDS juice anyways.

our hearts :(

hopefully the tube that feeds oxygen into his apnea mask

One of those exercise steps that his female trainer holds in place

A foot thing on his fucking foot?

A successful career in comedy.

Worms do not have legs. End thread.

He already stomped his fuckin career by isolating himself in this safe world, with Kenny guarding him, and only doing safe gigs.

Jim should not even be able to call himself a comic.

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He gets stomped on. He pays a particularly handsome woman with an Adam's Apple named Georgina to do it on Thursdays.

She's a tall drink of woman with hands the size of a watermelon.

He's already taken 12 steps on his addiction

a bit wordy yet clever.

My respect for him as a stand up comic

Also diks

Comedy.

Gregshells when he is replace full time by Sherrod and a mannequin that blinks uncontrollably.

He stomps on good comedy every time he opens his hole of a mouth and defends Amy Schumer.

Peckahs.

Kenny's hands and fingers.

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comedy

an hiv+ needle

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He can't stomp on anything, he has a foot-thing on his foot.

What did he say today?

His severed penis as part of some kind of symbolic rite of passage.

The ground.

He'll get an impulse to stomp on it while he's in his fifth floor apartment.

his career

We're very comedy pyramidish in the last day or two. I'm liking this turn.

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Our hearts

on a 7" clit

His hetro-sexuality

His heterosexuality

A vagina, after he spits on it and throws it to the ground.

His brothers on the way to work

Your negativity via Kirk Sinnamin

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The floor when he doesn't get a photo with some shitty celebrity.

the industry stomps on jimmy.

Our hearts

MY FAWKIN PECKAH

i only see it being stomped on by his mouth (if that is the right verb for it)