I'm never drinking bud light again.
51 2016-02-08 by CoyoteeBongwater
not because of some retarded hatred for them because they had the shooms in a commercial
but because i'm afraid now that anytime i lift that blue can towards my lips i'll be reminded of Schumer's awful fucking 3-month pregnant looking belly in her blue dress
i gag at the thought of gagging at that thought
55 comments
42 SayntJ 2016-02-08
http://imgur.com/T5kYK5Y
Bud Light. Stay classy.
49 cokevanillazero 2016-02-08
He likes his beer like he likes his abuse
Domestic.
9 BoardroomBimmy 2016-02-08
Heh heh, vurry good cokevanillazero. Where ya gonna be at this weekend?
2 cokevanillazero 2016-02-08
Carolines then the Chucklehut on Wednesday.
-2 chicken-named-mike 2016-02-08
Oh, shit!
21 JMueller2012 2016-02-08
I LOVE The Anthony & Dani Show
"Yeah-ha-ha-heeeeeeh"
6 [deleted] 2016-02-08
Babyyyyyyyyyyyyy wanna sing kawaoke? Cmon wets sing!
2 Lish_fips89 2016-02-08
Yankees shirt and errrthang
2 Bick_Bickerson 2016-02-08
Why the fuck would a millionaire drink bud light? I'm poor and I barely tolerate that shit when someone else buys it.
23 FatMustacheCunt 2016-02-08
Could you even imagine how vile her legs must smell?
23 Jackthejew 2016-02-08
They probably smell like the underside of an alligator
9 nomorecompromise 2016-02-08
Every time I see her I can't stop thinking about how she must smell. I bet she smells like the inside of a Wendy's bag after the food has been removed. It's probably a thick, heavy, rich deep fried odor. Like your thumb would smell after eating an entire bag of Lays potato chips.
2 winkleham 2016-02-08
Not hating it.
1 FatMustacheCunt 2016-02-08
Agreed, that odors not that bad. Had the joke been that "her cunt smells like a dead orphan" or sumpthin', this might have worked. This description just makes me hungry.
2 xxmikekxx 2016-02-08
Might smell as vile as actual bud light
0 chicken-named-mike 2016-02-08
Oddly specific.
15 arcadiajohnson 2016-02-08
ME: I'm all in with the bud light. But I prefer the one with grapefruit in it.
14 racemic_mixture 2016-02-08
ME: I like the beer that faggots drink
2 arcadiajohnson 2016-02-08
ME: I'm all in with The Gays. Jimmy where you at with The Gays?
1 [deleted] 2016-02-08
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11 xxmikekxx 2016-02-08
"I'm all-in on the craft beers. The philly crew turned me onto this craft brewery called "Mikes Hard Lemonade". I had half of one & I felt like a Rock Star!"
15 DeShot 2016-02-08
I've never been happier to hear my dad say "what is this garbage" during that commercial
14 JMueller2012 2016-02-08
You have a dad??
14 DeShot 2016-02-08
He died in 9/11 actually...firefighter
8 NortheastPhilly 2016-02-08
I was on the 54th floor. Barely escaped with my life.
12 TheSandmanECW 2016-02-08
I was 12 blocks away at a bagel shop. To think how close I came to death.
4 Beverly_Sheckler 2016-02-08
i was only a few states away but i swear to god i felt the impact tremor. i think it may have been some sort of "false flag" situation and those building were the only rickety poorly made pieces of shit to fall over. it might have just been an airplane test gone horribly wrong or it might...
1 Beverly_Sheckler 2016-02-08
in less than 100 years they're gonna be....
1 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-02-08
...Still playing out this joke
2 BumbiBestie 2016-02-08
That's terrible. I'm sorry.
1 Lish_fips89 2016-02-08
Scotty 'rubble' Davidson?
2 Det_Sipowicz 2016-02-08
Steve 'Renazissi' Renazissi?
12 shredler 2016-02-08
Looks like they featured a different clydesdale in their commercial this year.
8 DerpalSherpa 2016-02-08
What's wrong with the beer we got?
5 winkleham 2016-02-08
It drink pretty good.
7 Tom_Stall 2016-02-08
She looks more like she's 13 years pregnant... to an obese blue whale that all the other blue whales in school make fun of for being so grossly rotund.
In summary: She's fat.
4 herpacin 2016-02-08
I love the subtle/moderate approach you took.
6 buttriot 2016-02-08
Was it my imagination or was her face extra piggish in that commercial?
10 ApevonTarskin 2016-02-08
No, Schumer made Rogan look like he just got out of Dachau.
1 FatMustacheCunt 2016-02-08
Tss, no, you da-cow!
5 GiygasFetus 2016-02-08
Me too but only because of some retarded hatred. That beer is gah-bahj.
4 jfral 2016-02-08
To develop beer goggles for The Shooms one would have to consume the entire Bud Light brewery.
2 ChurchOfBaldOpie 2016-02-08
Her dating options start and end with Barney Gumble
3 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2016-02-08
3 months? That baby is easily in the early 3rd trimester
3 [deleted] 2016-02-08
3 months? Bitch looks like she's about to pop.
2 JMueller2012 2016-02-08
I'm more of a Coors guy myself
1 sanfrancisco69er 2016-02-08
I was never planning on drinking bud light again anyway. But the commercials were terrible this year. I mean I'm not usually looking forward to them but there's usually a few that are funny or impressive, but this year there wasn't one that wasn't just boring(except the Hines wiener dog commercial was ok)
1 halareous 2016-02-08
Enough with the commercials
1 dakkar1 2016-02-08
but but but that beautiful temptress can "catch a dick" whenever she wants! classy too!!!
1 Xx9mmParabellumxX 2016-02-08
Oh look! A strong, brave, overweight feminist leading a racially and sexually diverse commercial about beer! We've turned the corner on our racist, sexist,misogynist, ableist, transphobic, homophobic past! It's in the rearview mirror!!
Fuck off.
0 numba13 2016-02-08
I would make love to schumer, if given the chance.
19 TossyMcSalad 2016-02-08
you are a zoophile piece of garbage...
11 CoyoteeBongwater 2016-02-08
can it still be considered making love if your dick is limp the entire time?
2 silks322 2016-02-08
200mg of Viagra wouldn't even do it
9 xxmikekxx 2016-02-08
What if you had to sit through her stand-up shows first?
7 CCRed95 2016-02-08
id rather fuck a paint bucket
4 Beverly_Sheckler 2016-02-08
i was only a few states away but i swear to god i felt the impact tremor. i think it may have been some sort of "false flag" situation and those building were the only rickety poorly made pieces of shit to fall over. it might have just been an airplane test gone horribly wrong or it might...