I'm never drinking bud light again.

51  2016-02-08 by CoyoteeBongwater

not because of some retarded hatred for them because they had the shooms in a commercial

but because i'm afraid now that anytime i lift that blue can towards my lips i'll be reminded of Schumer's awful fucking 3-month pregnant looking belly in her blue dress

i gag at the thought of gagging at that thought

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Bud Light. Stay classy.

He likes his beer like he likes his abuse

Domestic.

Heh heh, vurry good cokevanillazero. Where ya gonna be at this weekend?

Carolines then the Chucklehut on Wednesday.

Oh, shit!

I LOVE The Anthony & Dani Show

"Yeah-ha-ha-heeeeeeh"

Babyyyyyyyyyyyyy wanna sing kawaoke? Cmon wets sing!

Yankees shirt and errrthang

Why the fuck would a millionaire drink bud light? I'm poor and I barely tolerate that shit when someone else buys it.

Could you even imagine how vile her legs must smell?

They probably smell like the underside of an alligator

Every time I see her I can't stop thinking about how she must smell. I bet she smells like the inside of a Wendy's bag after the food has been removed. It's probably a thick, heavy, rich deep fried odor. Like your thumb would smell after eating an entire bag of Lays potato chips.

Not hating it.

Agreed, that odors not that bad. Had the joke been that "her cunt smells like a dead orphan" or sumpthin', this might have worked. This description just makes me hungry.

Might smell as vile as actual bud light

Oddly specific.

ME: I'm all in with the bud light. But I prefer the one with grapefruit in it.

ME: I like the beer that faggots drink

ME: I'm all in with The Gays. Jimmy where you at with The Gays?

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"I'm all-in on the craft beers. The philly crew turned me onto this craft brewery called "Mikes Hard Lemonade". I had half of one & I felt like a Rock Star!"

I've never been happier to hear my dad say "what is this garbage" during that commercial

You have a dad??

He died in 9/11 actually...firefighter

I was on the 54th floor. Barely escaped with my life.

I was 12 blocks away at a bagel shop. To think how close I came to death.

i was only a few states away but i swear to god i felt the impact tremor. i think it may have been some sort of "false flag" situation and those building were the only rickety poorly made pieces of shit to fall over. it might have just been an airplane test gone horribly wrong or it might...

in less than 100 years they're gonna be....

...Still playing out this joke

That's terrible. I'm sorry.

Scotty 'rubble' Davidson?

Steve 'Renazissi' Renazissi?

Looks like they featured a different clydesdale in their commercial this year.

What's wrong with the beer we got?

It drink pretty good.

3-month pregnant looking belly

She looks more like she's 13 years pregnant... to an obese blue whale that all the other blue whales in school make fun of for being so grossly rotund.

In summary: She's fat.

I love the subtle/moderate approach you took.

Was it my imagination or was her face extra piggish in that commercial?

No, Schumer made Rogan look like he just got out of Dachau.

Tss, no, you da-cow!

Me too but only because of some retarded hatred. That beer is gah-bahj.

To develop beer goggles for The Shooms one would have to consume the entire Bud Light brewery.

Her dating options start and end with Barney Gumble

3 months? That baby is easily in the early 3rd trimester

3 months? Bitch looks like she's about to pop.

I'm more of a Coors guy myself

I was never planning on drinking bud light again anyway. But the commercials were terrible this year. I mean I'm not usually looking forward to them but there's usually a few that are funny or impressive, but this year there wasn't one that wasn't just boring(except the Hines wiener dog commercial was ok)

Enough with the commercials

but but but that beautiful temptress can "catch a dick" whenever she wants! classy too!!!

Oh look! A strong, brave, overweight feminist leading a racially and sexually diverse commercial about beer! We've turned the corner on our racist, sexist,misogynist, ableist, transphobic, homophobic past! It's in the rearview mirror!!

Fuck off.

I would make love to schumer, if given the chance.

you are a zoophile piece of garbage...

can it still be considered making love if your dick is limp the entire time?

200mg of Viagra wouldn't even do it

What if you had to sit through her stand-up shows first?

id rather fuck a paint bucket

i was only a few states away but i swear to god i felt the impact tremor. i think it may have been some sort of "false flag" situation and those building were the only rickety poorly made pieces of shit to fall over. it might have just been an airplane test gone horribly wrong or it might...