Christ she looked massive in that. That poor horse. Also the one Amy was sitting on too

Is amy the first horse?

Hey hey!

Amy Schumer made Seth Rogen look skinny. Wow.

That's what happens when you end up sharing a plate with her.

Schumer and Rogan really are the bud lite of comedy.

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This is all I could think of while watching the fat pig.

Upvote for Mongo.

Mongo only pawn in game of life.

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You see that hot piece of ass Willem Dafoe?

Those legs tho...

So it wasn't just me...

She is literally twice as large as her stand up special in 2010 where she looked fuckable.

The Bud Light Party is a socialist movement that advocates the redistribution of jokes.

And meals

One of my friends said, "why is she famous?", to which the entire room was dumbfounded. These are normal people who have never heard of O&A, let alone this sub. It was great.

Tss, Ted Schumer, Lamar Schumer, Any Schumer will do...or sumpthin!

fuckin home run chipperson take us to break

almond shake :shucka shucka shucka shucka:... you know what to do pig..

Love ya usaname cocksucka ddvvvv dvvvvvvvvvvv

Dat gunt doe

She's wearing one of those fat old woman girdles.

It's not working either. I can only imagine the floodgates of flab unleashed when she takes it off.

Seth Rogan looked out of her league.. that's something that should never be said.

hitler was right

Amy looks like she was stung by bees all over her body just before shooting that commercial.

Honestly, everyone involved in this obtuse ad should be killed.

At the 30 second mark she does a pig squeal! OOOWEEE

The pork industry is loving this free PR

two observations

1: Poor horse

2: We are finished

It really does sicken me that I had to see her disgusting fat piggy face on my television

It is what it is... She's a hack.

What a fat and disgusting cunt. Piggy fatface.

Oh come on, he was pretty good in Pineapple Express

Best anti-drinking PSA I've seen.

I am definitely not a Schumer fan, but I am not going to rip her for getting paid a boatload of cash to do a hacky bit on a commercial.

If only the title had been "Seth Rogen hacks Amy Schumer to death in Super Bowl 50 commercial"

What a great place for a bomb, that podium.

To be fair, she didn't write/have the chance to steal this abortion of a bit.

miss piggy. shes so fucking gross. https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/3f/d5/fc/3fd5fc152b1f4a642869c777dae6c45d.jpg

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What a huge, awful woman.

it sounds like cock.

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She made me realize "Caucus" sounds like "Cocks". Hey, that's funny!

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She is a fatty

She's only a ten year comic, she needs these jokes to survive

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fuckin home run chipperson take us to break

Love ya usaname cocksucka ddvvvv dvvvvvvvvvvv

Hey hey!

You see that hot piece of ass Willem Dafoe?

Is amy the first horse?