Is she still pretending to be a comedian? Because I know the reason I follow comedians on Twitter is so they can quote decade old lines from Family Guy.
But to his credit, Anthony valiantly protected his lady from that dreaded ottoman with a 50-year-old TV show reference. (Then choked the shit outta her)
She's acting all high and mighty for playing into the fetish of an older and much more successful man, this is really sad. "Oh yeah? I may be retarded but you're still friends with me!" Nice one, you unremarkable condom.
What's with the last name "Golightly" ? Is that a stage name? The only reason anyone knows of her is because she put out for a rich radio personality older than her own father.
Holly Golightly is the name of Audrey Hepburn's character in the movie Breakfast at Tiffany's. (Also the name of a current semi-popular singer.) Guess Dani Branmuffins wanted a stage name to separate herself from dear old dad so she stole a character's name from that famous movie.
"As such, [Holly Golightly] has no job and lives by socializing with wealthy men, who take her to clubs and restaurants, and give her money and expensive presents; she hopes to marry one of them...."
Well at least she's honest about her shittery. I can't say that I know enough about Breakfast at Tiffany's other than the fact that obnoxious twats look at that movie in the same way that fratbros have that Animal House picture hanging in their room.
It's kind of overrated, but Audrey Hepburn was a Natalie Portman-esque babe in her time so that's sort of the lasting appeal.
As for Dani: I agree 100% that she was an obnoxious, blithering dingbat. But somehow Ant's diehard fans think that something that was obvious to us anyone after 30 seconds of her yammering warrants her death, despite the fact that Cumia created and willingly funded the situation.
I really hate her now. Used to fuck around with one who'd eat like two crackers and some grapes, and obsess when I eat something after 8pm. Fuckin nutjobs.
Anthony's a fucking creep but this nothing did pretty well out of it playing to his perverted whims. She can play the innocent all she wants but she's as low as him. If she had an ounce of moral fibre and meant what she said she wouldn't be living gratis in his apartment.
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55 AcePainterLo 2016-02-07
Is she still pretending to be a comedian? Because I know the reason I follow comedians on Twitter is so they can quote decade old lines from Family Guy.
7 AzraelApollyon 2016-02-07
Thought it sounded familiar. Fuck I hate that show. And that cornball Mcfarlane.
1 bushwickcomedy 2016-02-07
yeah she can't even write in her own comedic tone. that's not even something 'danigolightly' would say
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-55 boring_oneliner 2016-02-07
Yeah? Do ya? Really?
46 AcePainterLo 2016-02-07
No, stupid.
-42 boring_oneliner 2016-02-07
shtopid.
20 ShadowbannedKeithM 2016-02-07
"Baby, sweetie, let's sing karaoke!"
18 thebudgetgamer 2016-02-07
That's what made me think he was guilty.
10 Muted_Post-Horn 2016-02-07
Wendy! WENDYYY. Wendy, put the bat down!
6 Anarox 2016-02-07
Light of my life
11 FatMustacheCunt 2016-02-07
But to his credit, Anthony valiantly protected his lady from that dreaded ottoman with a 50-year-old TV show reference. (Then choked the shit outta her)
19 thegame310 2016-02-07
Who cares?
15 TriangleDimes 2016-02-07
She's acting all high and mighty for playing into the fetish of an older and much more successful man, this is really sad. "Oh yeah? I may be retarded but you're still friends with me!" Nice one, you unremarkable condom.
5 jonesy6969 2016-02-07
Condom? Lol
5 cayneabel 2016-02-07
You could've just upvoted, ya know.
6 jonesy6969 2016-02-07
sShettt EppPp
3 lolercakesmcgee 2016-02-07
You could've just downvoted, ya know.
11 grocery_man 2016-02-07
Jared from Subway?
10 DudeMyPubesAreGone 2016-02-07
This boring junkie cunt again?
9 luckinator 2016-02-07
So sad. Around comedians all her life, and she never developed a sense of humor.
10 Det_Sipowicz 2016-02-07
Reminds me of someone else that used to be close to Ant...
1 herpacin 2016-02-07
Stop! You're ruining it!
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5 LouieBeanz 2016-02-07
Yawn.
4 user_306 2016-02-07
What's with the last name "Golightly" ? Is that a stage name? The only reason anyone knows of her is because she put out for a rich radio personality older than her own father.
12 NashuaDan 2016-02-07
Holly Golightly is the name of Audrey Hepburn's character in the movie Breakfast at Tiffany's. (Also the name of a current semi-popular singer.) Guess Dani Branmuffins wanted a stage name to separate herself from dear old dad so she stole a character's name from that famous movie.
13 BoardroomBimmy 2016-02-07
Ugh she's one of those girls, huh? I know when I think Breakfast at Tiffany's I think a skeletal meth addict who looks like she is covered in slime.
3 SuffocatingNostalgia 2016-02-07
It's almost kind of fitting. From Wikipedia:
"As such, [Holly Golightly] has no job and lives by socializing with wealthy men, who take her to clubs and restaurants, and give her money and expensive presents; she hopes to marry one of them...."
2 BoardroomBimmy 2016-02-07
Well at least she's honest about her shittery. I can't say that I know enough about Breakfast at Tiffany's other than the fact that obnoxious twats look at that movie in the same way that fratbros have that Animal House picture hanging in their room.
1 SuffocatingNostalgia 2016-02-07
It's kind of overrated, but Audrey Hepburn was a Natalie Portman-esque babe in her time so that's sort of the lasting appeal.
As for Dani: I agree 100% that she was an obnoxious, blithering dingbat. But somehow Ant's diehard fans think that something that was obvious to us anyone after 30 seconds of her yammering warrants her death, despite the fact that Cumia created and willingly funded the situation.
0 SMOKIN-ON-BIEBERS 2016-02-07
I really hate her now. Used to fuck around with one who'd eat like two crackers and some grapes, and obsess when I eat something after 8pm. Fuckin nutjobs.
6 Evilblueyoshi 2016-02-07
You could say she was trying to distance herself from the family Brand. Amiright?
0 Anarox 2016-02-07
What she goes hardly not lightly right guys what a weird name
3 AntsCamera 2016-02-07
Fuck that cunt.
3 McGowan9 2016-02-07
Anthony's a fucking creep but this nothing did pretty well out of it playing to his perverted whims. She can play the innocent all she wants but she's as low as him. If she had an ounce of moral fibre and meant what she said she wouldn't be living gratis in his apartment.
2 FaggotBannedKeith 2016-02-07
BABY!
2 -EmhyrVarEmreis- 2016-02-07
Sound logic
2 RacistPigeon 2016-02-07
I'm guessing her father
1 thebudgetgamer 2016-02-07
Ted Nugent?
1 AssMcPlay 2016-02-07
I hope she harasses the ADA and makes him go to trial
1 D357 2016-02-07
Damed? There's nothing like a dame.
1 [deleted] 2016-02-07
That worthless bint is clinically insane.
1 chicken-named-mike 2016-02-07
I'd diddle her butt.
0 mulatamongrol 2016-02-07
Hopefully this guy https://youtu.be/a8eKOqL10xk?t=22
1 FaggotBannedKeith 2016-02-07
The host looks like Doug Benson.
1 Gym_Norton 2016-02-07
it looks like one of those fake euro tv thing trying to be shocking
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0 muhdikyo 2016-02-07
the guy who was asking to follow her. cunt innuendo is abound.
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-55 boring_oneliner 2016-02-07
Yeah? Do ya? Really?
10 Muted_Post-Horn 2016-02-07
Wendy! WENDYYY. Wendy, put the bat down!
7 AzraelApollyon 2016-02-07
Thought it sounded familiar. Fuck I hate that show. And that cornball Mcfarlane.
6 Anarox 2016-02-07
Light of my life
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