"If I received a favorable offer, I would join Reddit. If I join, however, don't expect me to post very often. There is simply too much content on Reddit for me to keep track of it all."

I think you actually did it, official Bobo translator from now on

Didn't there used to be a novelty account that would translate Bobo's tweets? He was pretty dedicated.

It's not ringing any bells with me. Maybe before I turned up round these parts

https://i.imgur.com/tYrTfC4.jpg

"I'm not lying! I'm not fucking lying!" cheers

i say we make bobo the official spokesman of the o&a subreddit. its mutually beneficial: its a "favorable offer" for him and this sub can pull out the retard-card anytime it feels threatened.

He thought the Luis J Gomez' 10,00 was for him

that was unintentionally bobo retard level.

10,00? More like 8080 or sumpin'! fawk yeah bitchz double gunzz!

Past favorable offers have included:

A women spending any amount of time around or near him. Sponge baths from bi-racial porn stars. (1)nosebleed mets ticket (actual value $14.50) Endless catfishing whores (we can provide)

I can cover the 14.50 if someone wants to go halfsies.

im game

Someone flair this Cuck as 'Speaks the Bobos'

How you do that?

Nice maymay account Cuck

or for short: Metzgerite

Great username too!

Please could you translate this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X40-1hDRP7Y&t=5m56s

Or how about this?

Missed that one, that made me chuckle. He is he greatest.

Oh shit, I didn't realize Bobo was a free agent. We gotta sign him, hopefully without giving up any prospects.

What the fuck is he talking about?

He wants mets tickets alrought

I got some for tomorrows game he can have.

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I would happily chip in money for that. Much more so than Danny's bullshit.

Yo,where's the survey results?

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Get Rat to type for him, only thing that queeb ever did right re Cumia's AMA.

Or Dani's bullshit

I still never figured out why Danny needed money.

cause he's a jew.

hey man danny needed the money for a new- I mean stalker. He was being stalked.

Are you suggesting we wouldn't? Keep in mind he has no understanding of money.

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I have some monopoly money in the closet

For tha show...

I want this to happen so much.

This fucking mooch.

https://twitter.com/MaskedUploader/status/696119072363311106

;)

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2016-02-06 23:51 UTC

@bobo103nyc I'd like to formally offer you your own stickied mets thread on /r/ronandfez - Those fucks at /r/opieandanthony can't match that

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If someone can get bobo here and I get proof that it's really him I will mod him.

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"Charlie teaches bobo how to write"

"I hereby state, and mean all that I say, that I never have been and never will be a candidate for President; that if nominated by either party, I should peremptorily decline; and even if unanimously elected I should decline to serve."

At least that's what I think it says.

The retard ain't joinin the sub tell he sees some green. See? It's all right there in black and white. The Bo's gotta see his share before he considers any investment in our little area of Reddit. Pay off the tard, Mallonigan keeps his belly full, and old Tits is none the wiser. It's perfect I tell ya! Perfect!

Bobo wants to get paid to post here? That fucking retarded genius...

I don't think he actually knows this "reddit" thing is.

I don't know what kind of weirdo makes a fake Twitter account with a fake pic of a chick but why don't you use your account for good and trick Bobo into taking some hot nude pics, perhaps in his sisters panties

Fuckin' Bobo man.

Bobo is a true and just prophet

I thought I was following it pretty well until the "to keep track of" threw me for a fucking syntactic loop. The whole sentence almost reads like a linguistic exercise: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garden_path_sentence

"If I found a reason to, I'd love to join reddit it, at this time I don't know if I could contribute much nor are there many contribution I am interested in" (I'm guessing)

Side note on this:

I know you guys have a love/hate (okay, overwhelmingly hate) relationship with 4chan, but once they found a guy who (accurately) deciphered the sentence "Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?" And it blew my mind, I wish we could get him on this.

Wait, that was a Bobo sentence?

What does it mean?

Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.

Well, shut my mouth. Don't I feel like a silly goose!

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Can you blame the guy for wanting us to cover his subscription to the very secretive and locked down reddit.com?

"Maybe"

Just tell him we have Mets tickets and he'll do anything

I tried but my head exploded

"I'm illiterate."

let's just focus on deprogramming him from the Cumia Spell. He can be saved, people!

Bobo is so fucking sexy. I want him to send me pics of him in his sisters Mets panties

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I don't know. I'm just stunned that he's tweeted nearly 18 thousand times.

Bobo should be sterilized.

He thinks Reddit is a radio show where they will pay him to post.

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You follow Bobo. You are a loser.

How many subs does Ant have Bobo?

@MaskedUploader

2016-02-06 23:51 UTC

@bobo103nyc I'd like to formally offer you your own stickied mets thread on /r/ronandfez - Those fucks at /r/opieandanthony can't match that

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Side note on this:

I know you guys have a love/hate (okay, overwhelmingly hate) relationship with 4chan, but once they found a guy who (accurately) deciphered the sentence "Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?" And it blew my mind, I wish we could get him on this.

cause he's a jew.