amy IS a pig, shes just that huge shit covered sow that squeals loudly all the time and attacks anything even near its mouth

So /u/MushtashWax, what's living in 10 Downing St. like?

I suppose I would understand that if I knew more about British current events.

Pigs are adorable.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/british-pm-david-cameron-put-private-part-dead-pig-book-article-1.2368046

If all I had were English girls to choose from, I'd probably fuck some farm animals.

Fine she's a boat then. A smelly wild fat hairy boar