/u/TheRealJimNorton, comment?

Edit: It's been 20 minutes, Jim. YOU COULD HAVE COMMENTED.

Come on, dude, we share the commonality of language.

Dont stoop down to my level, bring me up to yours

Hahaha, yeah hahaha, haha yeah yeah! Right?

-why doesn't anyone come on my show anymore? -

Will /u/TheRealJimNorton please stand up.

Fucking eww. The liberals have become what they used to hate. We've become a nation of pussies.

He obviously can't defend it since he hasn't commented with the time allotted on a weekday afternoon. We win.

We're doing this again? Upvotes awaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy

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she must be hiding these stolen jokes in her puffy squirrel like cheeks

Hey now....this was back in 2010, when she only had chipmunk cheeks (wassat?)....how times have changed

These jokes are all just so much less funny when she does them...

Because she's a woman.

Because she sucks.

Let's agree its both.

Her delivery sucks.

"blah blah blah, stolen joke blah" laughter "You guys are awesome."

add a few "Ya know"s in there and you nailed it

She tells jokes like someone telling a story that someone else told them.

Tsss she should try DiGiornoz. Den we'll see wat dat fawkin bitch says.

(Nervously plays with hair.)

She might as well just be doing an impression of the comedian. Oh, that's right.

Someone in the other thread before it got deleted said she was doing Nealon's bit with Anthony Jeselnik's mannerisms, albeit poorly. Since she dated Jeselnik, she most likely did pick up a lot of his traits.

Which thread got deleted?

She's playing a character with terrible delivery.

Amy traded Kurt Metzger an 8-ball for this joke.

It was actually two bumps off a key she was using to open a bag of Doritos.

No bald Opie :(

I feel like some people are losing track of the real reason were all here

I too was disappointed by the lack of Bald Opie in this video.

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you have to keep the milk milk thing in because it was her promo for the third season of Inside Amy. When it come out every cunt was telling every other cunt how awesome it was. I just Googled "milk milk lemonade" and the 1st thousand results are about how great Shoomer's video is.

to be fair, that video actually destroyed our fragile masculinity and challenges everything we thought we knew about body image

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Its a unfunny version of the Lonely Island even down to the celebrity cameos.

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At this point the goal should be to trace every single joke she's told back to a previous comic/show/movie. I would be surprised if she had any original material at all. That would be something. Not a single original thought.

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Thanks for deleting the compilation. We don't want to blow another load. /u/MischiefMakersProd and I are still working on the next video.

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The sooner people send us good content, the sooner we'll have it ready. We're editing stuff now, but it's not complete.

Hey...I live in Monterey...! (sorry)

this is pretty clear cut to me. if Kevin Nealon is the first one to come up with "asians look really tired", or more specifically thinking a specific asian looks really tired, i think that punchline is his intellectual property.

My dad used to say this back in 1978. Nealon is a fucking thief.

"I couldn't be less racist"

YUCK! Fucking cunt has to preface herself by saying she'd fuck anyone to not look racist. I am really starting to hate all these comedians. I don't care that it's her right now but the more I listen with an unbiased ear to these self righteous assholes the more I'm wondering why I ever listened to them.

Because they are propped up as being "it" when they are in fact shit.

SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

3 trips to Tacobell before 40 minutes of cramping on a gold toilet?

Awaiting pre-programmed response, "easy premise if anything guilty of being a hack"

If this is so often the case can't she just come out and at least do the apology tour for being a shitty hacky comic.

She fucking stole that. She's doing what copycats doing, trying to change stuff around the joke to hide the fact she obviously fucking stole it.

Her delivery of 'Well I'm sorry...but I didn't even notice that." is PURE Jeselnik. Right down to the hand gesture.

All promo posters for comedy are, without exception, horrendous.

Ever seen Sexy Bobby?

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http://m.ebay.ca/itm/291672590250?_mwBanner=1

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It can all be yours.

A steal at only $16.53

What happened to the other thread?

Video got deleted.

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her delivery is god awful.

She likes making werewolf movies. You are doing Gods work, sir. I'd love to contribute but I can't make it through 5 min of her without being nasty to my girlfriend later for no reason. She's being humored all the time and yet she's smug all the time. She's doing an end-zone dance at the special olympics.

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It keeps happening!

Amy is a big blonde casserole

Tsss Yeah . . yeah . she's like a tuna helpyerself to my bit r'sumpthin, I don't know.

Can you steal something of no value?

Fat Jews assign value to absolutely everything.

yes, apparently. we all know that Schumer constantly breaks new ground. a trailblazer, if you will.

The ground sure does fucking break.

No one should tweet this to Metzger. No one.

what a difference all that weight gain makes. She was fucking sexy as shit, Now she looks like Chris Farley but uglier.

I hate how he always repeats himself. That line "I'm not going anywhere, I'm not going anywhere..." I had to stop watching his special on Netflix because he does this constantly and it gets to me.

I couldn't finish the special for the same reason. I think he's really funny, but his Jimmy Two Times shit was infuriating.

he can fart on command. you should rethink your priorities

If it were anyone else, it would be parallel thinking - not in this case.

This girl sure parallel thinks a lot

Amy took a simple joke and wrapped it in the gripping tale of a woman's struggle to not be offended.

CIVILIANS!!!!!1

She was just doing a character of a racist joke stealing comedienne.

Hamburger

Shucky ducky quack QUACK

I was waiting for that response.

You made the set, I did the spike. We need to be on a volleyball team together.

http://giphy.com/gifs/archer-sterling-top-gun-JL5e0aLQilzIk

that's back when her and Anthony Jeselnik were dating. he probably wrote it for her. you can tell because she's trying to do his delivery

GOD DAMN RICH CUNT!

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Bu ... bu ... I thought she swore on her life, and said she'd take a lie detector test which she never actually took.

the lie detector test would be completely pointless anyway! She'd only air it on her dumb show if it said she was telling the truth, so she could say "see, I was telling the truth!" If it somehow slipped by everybody and said she was lying and did indeed steal, then she'd never air that!

Id me more interested in her getting her cholesterol checked.

You don't think her comedian friends will explain this away?

"Oh, wow, an asian people look tired punchline who hasn't thought of that?"

why do these videos make me so happy?

WOW

At this point, I'd be appreciative if someone could find original Amy Schumer material. I feel like that is the more difficult task.

I was at a mic last night and this dude completely stole Jimmy's old stupid joke about banging a prostitute, and then telling the cops you were just filming a porno when they got there. Only he made about 2 minutes longer/infinitely less funny. It wasn't even good to begin with (it was in an old old set he did that they all made fun of), and this asshole took it and made it even worse. His entire 3 minutes sounded familiar to me, and he had this super slick delivery and was a smarmy douche (duuuuude ya think yer so schmarrrmmmyyy). I feel like the entire set was lifted. Fucker.

Looks like she stole his dick too! Because her fat little toes look like man cocks!

This is weak, not stolen, kids do that joke... Only difference is Kevin Neeelon killed it with his delivery and tags, and amy did this annoying thing with her hand "im so funny" after butchering it as a punchline

The joke fucking stinks either way. How do squinted eyes look like the person's tired?