It was a short hearing. Like a Chinaman accused of stealing a tourist's camera, he was taken out the back and summarily executed by a single gunshot to the back of the head. And his family had to pay the glorious and all-knowing State for both the price of the bullet and his unmarked grave.
Likely the lawyer had it continued again. You wait forever them the lawyer goes and talks to the DA saying they need more time, DA looks at all his stacks of papers and tells him to come back next month. Happens over and over until everyone has all their stuff to come to a deal or go to trial or drop it all.
Show is stacked today with guests. He doesn't seem too distressed. Perhaps he mentions it more at the end, or maybe he'll let it sit over the shows 3 day break, and hopes folks forget about it.
I was at the trail (live nearby and am off work this week). It was the usual bullshit trail stuff; the bailiff read everything out, the judge didn't bang the hammer, the lawyers talked shit and in the end the prosecution attorney started tuggin on my fawkin peckah and said Chippah why downt you becum a fawkin loyer or summin yewd bee fawkin grate at it or summin and i sed naah I gotta go
23 comments
22 Dawgsie 2016-02-04
His career got the death penalty.
4 [deleted] 2016-02-04
His mug shot doesn't look so good
1 MrKrinkel 2016-02-04
good, good
-8 BatKnuckles 2016-02-04
I posted an epic bomb on this thread and even I am saying oooooooof to this
5 FezFuckingWhatley 2016-02-04
Looks like your reply is another bomb.
-4 BatKnuckles 2016-02-04
fawk yeah cawksucka!
9 McGowan9 2016-02-04
It was a short hearing. Like a Chinaman accused of stealing a tourist's camera, he was taken out the back and summarily executed by a single gunshot to the back of the head. And his family had to pay the glorious and all-knowing State for both the price of the bullet and his unmarked grave.
4 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-02-04
I'll fill you in alright.
🎯
3 Chip_Bacca 2016-02-04
哦咪咪比尔兹利
1 ShadowbannedKeithM 2016-02-04
Mimi Beardsley
3 TakeMeXenu 2016-02-04
They found him guilty and then killed him. RIP.
2 JimmysLostFat 2016-02-04
peckahs
2 Tremendousdread 2016-02-04
Likely the lawyer had it continued again. You wait forever them the lawyer goes and talks to the DA saying they need more time, DA looks at all his stacks of papers and tells him to come back next month. Happens over and over until everyone has all their stuff to come to a deal or go to trial or drop it all.
1 Me007gold 2016-02-04
No one knows. Said he sat around for two hours, lawyer went to the back for a few minutes, then got to leave.
1 KimberlyKKnight 2016-02-04
He had a lovely mystery date with Sam Abernathy after the show :) so he's fine
-2 Sternacthegreat 2016-02-04
Show is stacked today with guests. He doesn't seem too distressed. Perhaps he mentions it more at the end, or maybe he'll let it sit over the shows 3 day break, and hopes folks forget about it.
13 NicNacAttack 2016-02-04
is it
6 [deleted] 2016-02-04
You better believe it! We're talking two, that's right TWO, stand up comedians!!!
7 ObliviousCharles 2016-02-04
Be Dialing
1 TitanicTerrarium 2016-02-04
Levy and that other Jamoke?
-14 BatKnuckles 2016-02-04
I was at the trail (live nearby and am off work this week). It was the usual bullshit trail stuff; the bailiff read everything out, the judge didn't bang the hammer, the lawyers talked shit and in the end the prosecution attorney started tuggin on my fawkin peckah and said Chippah why downt you becum a fawkin loyer or summin yewd bee fawkin grate at it or summin and i sed naah I gotta go
14 Individually_Placed 2016-02-04
say trail again
7 BatKnuckles 2016-02-04
hahaha I want to edit it but fuck it I really am dumb and the world should know
6 [deleted] 2016-02-04
You better believe it! We're talking two, that's right TWO, stand up comedians!!!
1 ShadowbannedKeithM 2016-02-04
Mimi Beardsley