What are the chances that Nicolas Cage already knew Jim thought he stunk before they met?

12  2016-02-02 by [deleted]

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What are the chances that Nicolas Cage thought Jimmy was developmentally challenged when they met?

Seeing as he walks around with a handler, I wouldn't doubt it.

god be wit him if so. no bs

Hahah.

This nigga Chip retarded.

Zero chance he knew who he was.

Gary Oldman and Quentin Tarantino both knew Jim was a popular comedian and watched his stuff

So they said. But how do we know it's true? Their people told them ahead of time, "There's a guy on the show who wants to be a comedian or thinks he's a comedian so play that up a bit and claim you like his stuff. It'll go over big with the rubes listening if they think you know who he is."

Opie also says he reads the books of every guest that's an author. People lie.

Yep. The only way Opie reads every book of every author they have on is if they are written for 2nd grade comprehension. And even that would test his limited reading skills.

All in with the picturrrree bookkkssszz, also pop up books man those are the. Fucking. Shit. Period.

You mean like Colin's coloring book?

Opie thought it was an actual coloring book. He was wondering where the pictures were maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

Oh my, you weren't being sarcastic.

Jim is not popular.

Tarantino listened to OnA years ago so I don't doubt he knew who Jim was.

Correct. We also would have accepted "Zilch."

If there is anything less then zero percent chance I would pick that.

Remember when Jim said Nick Cage should be shot in the episode with Patrice, and that he's the worst actor. His tune sure changed when he sits next to him and wants a picture with him.

Have you read his "I Hate Your Guts" book? He has a picture with every single one of them haha.

huhhhhhh...

I doubt he even knew Jimmy was a somebody.

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What are the chances he recognized Jim from that photo he took with his idol Tony Romo?

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Well, if you took all the atoms in the universe, marked one of them with a red sharpie, and then put all of them in a wicker basket...

If you took all the atoms in the universe how can you still have a sharpie and a wicker basket, you scientifically illiterate fool?

Zero percent chance that he knew he existed then.

Zero percent chance that he knows he exists now.

Huhhhh, yeah.

Probably not, but maybe. Does it matter?