You know the thing about a whore, she's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye. When she comes at ya, doesn't seem to be cuckin'. Until she sucks ya peckah and those black eyes roll over white. And then, ah... then you hear that terrible high pitch screamin' cuckold and her pussy turns red and spite of all the poundin' and the slappin' the bulls all come in and suck ya peckah juices to pieces.
That forehead is so large, it must be a chore for Kurt to clean up after the bull shoots his load on it. Oh who am I kidding, that's Kurt's favorite part.
She does the stupid tongue thing that Sherrod does in pictures too, they probably discussed it over pillow talk while Kurt was cleaning up and decided it was a good look.
I wanted to apologize to you for answering your question " are you going on LOS or Race Wars " with a sarcastic ( if witty and appropriately timed ) " user name checks out " answer. It was reddithack at its worst and I hope I didn't hurt your feelings.
No, I am not going on either show. I'm disabled and they don't have a ramp so unless they carry me in over their shoulders it wouldn't work. It was a joke on my part in keeping with the joshing nature of the thread itself and this subreddit at large.
I'm sorry if I mislead you or any of the other subscribers to opieandanthony or indeed any casual browsers who happened to read my comment and take it literally. If you or anyone else paid for anything LOS or Race Wars related directly because of my saying that I'll be involved in either show please pm the details ( with proof ) and I will of course happily reimburse you.
I accept that I have been guilty of gross professional misconduct and if you feel that an apology isn't enough I will offer to delete my account permanently and promise not to return.
If you have any further questions regarding this matter please feel free to contact me at any time.
Younger, semi-attractive wanna-be female comic fucks older unattractive but established funnyman in order to further her career. Let's hope the same thing happens to her as Dani Shitfiber.
Younger, semi-attractive wanna-be female comic fucks older unattractive but established funnyman in order to further her career. Let's hope the same thing happens to her as Dani Shitfiber.
46 comments
52 K1bbler 2016-02-01
She's in an open relationship with Kurt. Talk about having your coke and eating it too.
15 [deleted] 2016-02-01
The open relationship only goes one way though.
30 Pursue3000 2016-02-01
Kurt can also get some side dick.
6 blackirishlad 2016-02-01
i'll seriously never understand men that do that
13 [deleted] 2016-02-01
Open relationships: when she wants to catch some new dick and you'll desperately agree to anything so you can still fuck her every once in awhile.
2 ballpitpredator 2016-02-01
He isn't man enough to have a whole girl to himself.
34 AssMcPlay 2016-02-01
thats not nice, send it to him immediately
19 stevie_janowskii 2016-02-01
You know the thing about a whore, she's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye. When she comes at ya, doesn't seem to be cuckin'. Until she sucks ya peckah and those black eyes roll over white. And then, ah... then you hear that terrible high pitch screamin' cuckold and her pussy turns red and spite of all the poundin' and the slappin' the bulls all come in and suck ya peckah juices to pieces.
16 CowsAreCurious 2016-02-01
This will probably lead to a 6 hour twitter rant.
15 Z-Tay 2016-02-01
That forehead is so large, it must be a chore for Kurt to clean up after the bull shoots his load on it. Oh who am I kidding, that's Kurt's favorite part.
12 AntsCamera 2016-02-01
Kurt likes to work for his reward.
14 AntsCamera 2016-02-01
That kike nose is prime for inhaling a large gulp of zyclon b.
6 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2016-02-01
"Empty! This was USED, man! This was actually used. I wonder how many kikes this little can took out! Huh?! Think about it!"
5 PiggyFork 2016-02-01
"We're the same, you and me. We're the same, don't you see?"
5 AntsCamera 2016-02-01
Falling Down quotes never get old.
10 RearNakedGrope 2016-02-01
She does the stupid tongue thing that Sherrod does in pictures too, they probably discussed it over pillow talk while Kurt was cleaning up and decided it was a good look.
8 PiggyFork 2016-02-01
She made this her twitter profile. Ostensibly to show us that we can't get to her. Which of course means it very much does.
3 Me007gold 2016-02-01
Kurt probably made her change it even though she is crying while getting deep dicked by a negro she met on the train
7 Really_Big_Dummy 2016-02-01
Oh no...
3 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-02-01
I wanted to apologize to you for answering your question " are you going on LOS or Race Wars " with a sarcastic ( if witty and appropriately timed ) " user name checks out " answer. It was reddithack at its worst and I hope I didn't hurt your feelings.
No, I am not going on either show. I'm disabled and they don't have a ramp so unless they carry me in over their shoulders it wouldn't work. It was a joke on my part in keeping with the joshing nature of the thread itself and this subreddit at large.
I'm sorry if I mislead you or any of the other subscribers to opieandanthony or indeed any casual browsers who happened to read my comment and take it literally. If you or anyone else paid for anything LOS or Race Wars related directly because of my saying that I'll be involved in either show please pm the details ( with proof ) and I will of course happily reimburse you.
I accept that I have been guilty of gross professional misconduct and if you feel that an apology isn't enough I will offer to delete my account permanently and promise not to return.
If you have any further questions regarding this matter please feel free to contact me at any time.
Sincerely
Knickers.
1 Really_Big_Dummy 2016-02-01
I ended up donating money and listening to race wars because of you. PROOF
0 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-02-01
I lay myself bare before you; bare and naked I lay.
But he came upon me; bare, and naked I lay.
Why am I misled; bare and naked, I lay.
Never again to be raised upon me; bare and naked I, lay.
1 imcrapyall 2016-02-01
https://youtu.be/y_gfZjphAsc
1 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-02-01
😚
6 Me007gold 2016-02-01
No wonder Kurt likes Opie so much, every night he imagines he is slurping up Opies cum
6 aprosbro 2016-02-01
Do you guys not get why bald opie is genuinely funny?
2 SteakSauce66 2016-02-01
They don't.
3 bushwickcomedy 2016-02-01
lets go to her comedy show
3 Zombied77 2016-02-01
Someone get that albino a Kleenex.
3 Xicor1 2016-02-01
That thumbnail looks like a picture of Jim doing his new character in front of Chewbacca.
3 SteakSauce66 2016-02-01
Guys. This is fake!
2 ApprilFells 2016-02-01
SsssshhheeEeeE's aaAaaaTtttrrRRAaaAAcccTTiiiIIIvVvvvEEe
AaaAaAaApPPpREeeeEllLLLL ffffeEElllLSSSS
2 TheAmazingPearl 2016-02-01
Alright, now you've gone too far...AWESOME!
2 Sippycupofpee 2016-02-01
she sticks her tongue out just like sherrod. weird
2 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-02-01
Does anyone else get the Dani vibes with this skirt? And I don't mean because of the head.
3 PiggyFork 2016-02-01
Younger, semi-attractive wanna-be female comic fucks older unattractive but established funnyman in order to further her career. Let's hope the same thing happens to her as Dani Shitfiber.
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2 Mantis_Toboggan369 2016-02-01
He seems to like these photoshops too much. You know his dad's dead under peculiar circumstances right?
1 evadcobra1 2016-02-01
This is her Twitter profile pic, seriously
1 ridethespiral987 2016-02-01
Is that snot hanging off her nose?
1 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2016-02-01
With lustrous, flowing locks she'd still be gross.
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1 molloybe 2016-02-01
38 comments and not a single one mentions that Kurt thinks the pic is hilarious.
1 JohnQNo1 2016-02-01
the nose ring. it's the fucking nose ring. thats the first sign of a crazy bitch.
1 mongo_the_loid666 2016-02-01
I wish someone would rip that fucking nose ring out, ugh.
1 eight13 2016-02-01
Is this an attempt at humor? Certainly no one finds this funny?
-1 arbgeist 2016-02-01
I kinda feel bad for that gir... wait, no I don't.
3 PiggyFork 2016-02-01
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