Who the fuck goes to a comedy club for food and drinks anyway? The way she wrote it made it seem like she'd be back for the food and drinks if the comedian sucked but wasn't offensive.
It's a different thing with comedy clubs in the UK. Only booze and no table service so you have to get your drinks in at the bar between acts. Be nice to be able to get a sandwich though, or something more than nuts and crisps.
yeah that could possibly be hilarious. but when Gavin has his dick out and his pubes are shaved like his mustache I could see how that would be a bit awkward
The reviews are for more than the entertainers, though. Do they allow smoking? Is the food okay if I want some? Is there a drink minimum? Are the owners dickheads?
They're so goddamn timeless. 20 years on, still perfectly hilarious. If you start new job and don't know anyone there, you drop a Jerky Boys reference and someone gets it, you're like "instant friend right there."
She said she would come back because the food and drinks were good, but not for the comedians.. you realize there's a thing called 'restaurants', right?
Somebody should make a list of all the things Gavin is banned from or been fired from. He's band from the Stand, VICE, Rooster Advertising , Mark Maron refused to put out his podcast. This guy sure knows how to make enemies.
Gavin went into this thinking "how do I get out of this?". would have been more entertaining to watch him legit try a stand up set with like bits n shit.
I would enjoy it greatly if Gavin got a misdemeanor charge for public lewdness. This is probably why The Stand took down the video and deleted the threads about his act almost immediately.
Normally I'm okay with rape jokes, but him putting himself in the position of the rapist and pulling his dick out in the same set makes it seem like he's actually raped someone.
Yelp has morphed from, 'Make objective, fair reviews of a business" to "I had a shitty/great time here, and here's something tangentially related to the business I'd like to talk about".
I want to go The Stand now because
a) Gavin's banned
b) Food and service is good
c) This silly woman won't be there either.
It is when you just say things that have no truth or backing to them or do things that are stupid. He told Rogan that gay people don't want to get married and used his gay neighbor as the basis for his entire argument. He's turned into a real clown.
The majority of Gay men do not want to get married. They are currently pretending that they do because it's the "forbidden fruit". But in reality probably like 1% of gay male couples actually want to get married.
yes, gavin said something like that and there is no basis for a statement like that and it makes him look like an asshole for repeating it and it also diminishes any future arguments he brings forward.
I'm a man and I would never get married unless a woman forced or trapped me into marriage. And I think historically that's how most men ended up getting married. When you take women out of the picture, and it's just 2 gay men. I would assume there is not a huge emphasis on getting married...
The legal system puts a pretty big tax and guardianship rights emphasis on it. You may not get why two young fags want to get hitched but it's very reasonable for two 60 year old dudes to do it.
Agreed. A whole generation of young hetero men have been put off marriage by people like Cumia, Leykis, etc. And when I'm in West Hollywood in LA or Castro in SF, this is a community that doesn't appear to be in any rush to get married, at least not as much as they are to have their mouths function as urinals.
Leykis seems like a real happy guy. Morbidly obese alcoholic who's failed at marriage four times. I enjoy his show, but trying to emulate him seems like a bad idea. I don't want to spend every night alone with nothing but booze and Maury Povich reruns.
Oh, I don't disagree. Leykis is a cunt. Brian Whitman used to do a hilarious impression of Leykis, and Leykis cried to management and threatened to sue over it to Clear Channel. So I certainly don't respect him at all, but I do think he, along with others, turned a generation of men against marriage.
I disagree with him on 99% of what he says and he doesn't bother me. I think what you just criticized is actually funny and why I like him. He says outrageous things that are so stupid it's funny. The only thing I don't like is when someone tries to rationally break down his arguments on his show, even if I agree with that person, because if your going to debate him, you have to match his level( Ex. Instead of saying "No, see, you're wrong because..." come back with "What the fuck are you talking about?") He has a few people on who debate him that way and it's hilarious.
I agree with you, but on this sub anything anti-PC, regardless of any veracity or truth, is treated like the gospel. People will celebrate Gavin without ever considering if he has one genuine point or not.
He's so shocking i just wonder what hes gonna say next! Fuck him so much he is the biggest hack and the fact that he thinks he's cool now because Anthony Cumia gave him a podcast sickens me.
You're calling Gavin a hack yet you're a wrestling fan. There is nothing more hacky than professional wrestling. Or am I to believe your real name is bob backlund and you're not involved in wrestling?
Because he's entertaining and even when he's clearly wrong hes passionate and thus I want to watch him.
I don't watch him religiously but about once a week. However Gavin always has a unique perspective. IMO he's on par with Burr and Patrice in terms of his opinion is something you won't get elsewhere.
Yeah see I'm going to argue that he isn't unique. He certainly tries to convey that with his shock jockery which is literally what you described. You basically just said a longer version of what i was initially mocking. Its old its hack and he is just the worst about it. Sorry but saying women suck at driving and then talking at length about it isnt a "unique perspective" nor is his adamant stance on it bold or refreshing. Fuck your opinion at this point you are a dummy thats easily pandered to by a hack and how dare you say what you just said about Bill Burr and Patrice O'neal. You put them on par with a failed media alci whos employed by a slightly more established failed media alci whos life is obviously in shambles.
Really? He doesn't say anything unique. He described the Amy Schumer hate better than anyone. Yeah his opinions on female drivers are hack but you can't tell me his opinions on Trannies are.
In fact, Gavin has said more interesting things on gay people than Patrice or Burr have. So fuck your opinion, it's no better than anyone elses.
Yeah his opinions on female drivers are hack but you can't tell me his opinions on Trannies are.
Same opinion on trannies as Opie. No wonder you like him.
Also, stop with your psuedo-intellectual shit. You're literally a waterhead. People use alts for a reason. Your history is on par with some of the most embarassing and desperate posts I've seen in awhile.
Poor guy actually browses and comments on default subs. Oof.
yeah I'm sure he says something great every once in a while... so does Opie so does anyone on the radio. You know what else I hate how he's opinionated on being a man and what makes a real man and not a pussy then watch how he sucks Anthony's dick and just tries so hard to fit in and look cool to anyone.
These two can disagree about Gavin but given their use of the word 'passionate' & term 'how dare you!', they find common ground in being immense homosexuals.
OH, OH. I'M NOT ALLOWED TO SWING MY DICK ON STAGE? FUCK YOU YA FUCKING CUNT. WOMEN ARE CUNTS. GO SUCK A DIE AND DIE IN AN ALLEY YOU WHORE. SOMEONE BRING ME A FUCKING MAN BEER. YOU KNOW WHAT SHE IS? A CUNTY LIBERAL WHORE"
"10/10, Gavin is one of a kind and truly hilarious"
You're calling Gavin a hack yet you're a wrestling fan. There is nothing more hacky than professional wrestling. Or am I to believe your real name is bob backlund and you're not involved in wrestling?
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91 McGowan9 2016-02-01
The fact that Gavin ruined this twat's night makes me like him a bit more.
10 EazyEd420 2016-02-01
Sounds like a glowing review to me!
10 SWIMsfriend 2016-02-01
When I read the review i honestly thought one of us wrote it.
3 AiCPearlJam 2016-02-01
Not fully. The food and drinks were "good".
2 RearNakedGrope 2016-02-01
Who the fuck goes to a comedy club for food and drinks anyway? The way she wrote it made it seem like she'd be back for the food and drinks if the comedian sucked but wasn't offensive.
2 Guybroman 2016-02-01
The stand is actually more of a restaurant than most comedy clubs are.
1 McGowan9 2016-02-01
It's a different thing with comedy clubs in the UK. Only booze and no table service so you have to get your drinks in at the bar between acts. Be nice to be able to get a sandwich though, or something more than nuts and crisps.
0 Pale_Pen15 2016-02-01
I hope she's hit by a bus
62 NicNacAttack 2016-02-01
Ok, that was funny.
21 TheFatMosque 2016-02-01
yeah that could possibly be hilarious. but when Gavin has his dick out and his pubes are shaved like his mustache I could see how that would be a bit awkward
33 KNUCKKLEFUCKER 2016-02-01
They talked about it today on TGMS.. yeah he creeped most of the crowd out, went over on time, and is banned from The Stand. He's done it again.
24 luckinator 2016-02-01
The man is a genius at getting fired, barred, prohibited, blocked, and ejected.
15 Jessica1997xxx 2016-02-01
easier than being a genius at comedy.
2 TheFatMosque 2016-02-01
he's the only founder of Vice that's failing downward
8 [deleted] 2016-02-01
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8 luckinator 2016-02-01
Does it count if the dick is so small, nobody can see it?
1 TriangleDimes 2016-02-01
I guess that explains how Bobby Lee keeps getting away with it.
1 DonDimelo 2016-02-01
And probably in an 18+ bar
0 TheFatMosque 2016-02-01
ok....?
2 NicNacAttack 2016-02-01
Are you saying that Gavin's delivery wasn't the best?
51 LouieBeanz 2016-02-01
Who's using Yelp to decide whether or not they want to go to a comedy club?
10 stinkskc 2016-02-01
Only people who give a shit about yelp are other people on yelp
5 telemecanique 2016-02-01
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11 LouieBeanz 2016-02-01
Really? You would just go to a comedy club, no matter who the performers are? That seems very odd to me.
15 telemecanique 2016-02-01
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3 wilfguy13 2016-02-01
You wouldn't go b/c guys show their dick on stage? What are you sum sorta fag or sumtin?
-11 LouieBeanz 2016-02-01
Maybe you should just stay home, Nana.
24 deegan258 2016-02-01
The reviews are for more than the entertainers, though. Do they allow smoking? Is the food okay if I want some? Is there a drink minimum? Are the owners dickheads?
-4 SteakSauce66 2016-02-01
The fuck did you get downvoted for?
5 ckb614 2016-02-01
In NYC why not? Tickets to the Stand or The Cellar are like 12 bucks and you're nearly guaranteed to see someone good.
5 breadmoccasin 2016-02-01
People like that reviewer, that is to say, humorless cunts.
(I am not the biggest Gavin fan and I do think he hams it up a LOT when talking about women, but it makes me happy that she's sad.)
0 cottonsweatpants 2016-02-01
Useless unfunny women.
43 HBTaskForceRedLeader 2016-02-01
This woman is clearly a cunt giving one star to a small business based on not liking a mostly unaffiliated person. It's not like it's FH Rileys ffs
17 strappingyoungladdie 2016-02-01
You can tell from her photo that she has cunty attributes.
8 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-02-01
I love her and I want to make her babies.
5 Munter2 2016-02-01
Yeah, whether she wants to or not.
10 justbabbling 2016-02-01
This woman is clearly OP.
28 DHFearnot 2016-02-01
Sue the club for ptsd.
26 Det_Sipowicz 2016-02-01
Sue EVERYONE
13 thrillated 2016-02-01
My eyes hurt, punitive damages
9 iamcolinquim 2016-02-01
I CAN'T SEE GODDAMNIT
8 cakehornnigga 2016-02-01
This will never not be funny. Can't help but do the voice in my head while I read it.
2 Det_Sipowicz 2016-02-01
They're so goddamn timeless. 20 years on, still perfectly hilarious. If you start new job and don't know anyone there, you drop a Jerky Boys reference and someone gets it, you're like "instant friend right there."
22 DLoRussell1 2016-02-01
She said she would come back because the food and drinks were good, but not for the comedians.. you realize there's a thing called 'restaurants', right?
15 swanal 2016-02-01
I bet you have 69 friends you whore lol haha 69
11 [deleted] 2016-02-01
Good one Chip.
5 joonyourmnt 2016-02-01
Dis guys good
12 Joemomma101 2016-02-01
Somebody should make a list of all the things Gavin is banned from or been fired from. He's band from the Stand, VICE, Rooster Advertising , Mark Maron refused to put out his podcast. This guy sure knows how to make enemies.
3 MuseofRose 2016-02-01
Marc Maricon has a podcast of him? Damn what a lil bish
1 racemic_mixture 2016-02-01
I've never understood why anyone likes marc maron. He's like a Terrier on sedatives that is somehow still angry.
4 BrainPainter 2016-02-01
I think Gavin was right in saying that they (marc and his fans) are the "Nice guys" who jump at the chance to fuck a passed out drunk chick.
11 gmus 2016-02-01
YEEEEEESSSS I'm a trans ghost.
2 liberterrorism 2016-02-01
That's terrible, I'm sorry
7 SpaceCaseBassFace 2016-02-01
Wow, Gavins act is way funnier on paper.
3 CelticSabbath 2016-02-01
I know, that rape joke was great, but I didn't laugh when I heard Gavin do it.
6 aprosbro 2016-02-01
So what do you suppose takes more effort, this or writing jokes? He's eating worms.
3 Jessica1997xxx 2016-02-01
Gavin went into this thinking "how do I get out of this?". would have been more entertaining to watch him legit try a stand up set with like bits n shit.
1 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-02-01
Truckers like what they like bro
5 Brombeee 2016-02-01
Gavin is a genius. Hope he continues to offend lots of those easily offended people. Fuck 'em.
4 MaskedUploader 2016-02-01
Hack as fuck. No, wait, he's a genius troll.
3 Dennyislife 2016-02-01
gavin's a rapist ants a women beater blah blah blah blah
3 TotallyNotObsi 2016-02-01
I would enjoy it greatly if Gavin got a misdemeanor charge for public lewdness. This is probably why The Stand took down the video and deleted the threads about his act almost immediately.
3 Beavis_vs_theFeds 2016-02-01
Normally I'm okay with rape jokes, but him putting himself in the position of the rapist and pulling his dick out in the same set makes it seem like he's actually raped someone.
3 blackirishlad 2016-02-01
his set might have been shit but this review is hilarious
2 mikestl1988 2016-02-01
She has 69 friends... tssss
2 arbgeist 2016-02-01
I like Gavin.
1 Wahoo_McDaniel 2016-02-01
Comedy gone too far?
1 [deleted] 2016-02-01
Yelp has morphed from, 'Make objective, fair reviews of a business" to "I had a shitty/great time here, and here's something tangentially related to the business I'd like to talk about".
I want to go The Stand now because a) Gavin's banned b) Food and service is good c) This silly woman won't be there either.
1 muhdikyo 2016-02-01
PECKAZ!
2 dave72988 2016-02-01
That's actually the perfect response to this post, well done chip
1 3stepsbackward 2016-02-01
Well... at least he didn't jizz on her fries. Small positives, I guess.
1 Blitchiz 2016-02-01
Mirror of the set https://vid.me/Q5Tz
1 I_am_Norwegian 2016-02-01
oof
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0 The_Sharpie_Is_Black 2016-02-01
So, what does Gavin do exactly?
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1 The_Sharpie_Is_Black 2016-02-01
Well, I'm not in debt. So even if I did nothing for a living I would be making more money than you.
I also don't defend strange men on the internet. Maybe you should spend less time on O&A and more time on your failing business.
:)
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1 Wobbly_Red_Snappa 2016-02-01
All he did was ask what he does (Valid question)
And then here you come getting all pissy. "WHAT DO YOU DO BRO, HUH, HUH?"
Yeesh, you fucked up nigga
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-1 kevin121312 2016-02-01
I used to like gavin, but he's really turned into a total attention whore.
27 K1bbler 2016-02-01
I don't think that is an undesirable trait for someone in the business of entertainment.
1 kevin121312 2016-02-01
It is when you just say things that have no truth or backing to them or do things that are stupid. He told Rogan that gay people don't want to get married and used his gay neighbor as the basis for his entire argument. He's turned into a real clown.
13 K1bbler 2016-02-01
Who cares he's not a news outlet just a crackpot with a podcast.
1 kevin121312 2016-02-01
i don't care, but he's better than ESD and shouldn't do that whole schtick.
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2 Joemomma101 2016-02-01
The majority of Gay men do not want to get married. They are currently pretending that they do because it's the "forbidden fruit". But in reality probably like 1% of gay male couples actually want to get married.
1 ckb614 2016-02-01
Why is that statistic even relevant? Less than 1% of people want Gavin to ever speak again, but that's no reason to make a law against it.
1 3stepsbackward 2016-02-01
But how does this affect the Gavin McInnes video of the day?
0 kevin121312 2016-02-01
yes, gavin said something like that and there is no basis for a statement like that and it makes him look like an asshole for repeating it and it also diminishes any future arguments he brings forward.
4 Joemomma101 2016-02-01
I'm a man and I would never get married unless a woman forced or trapped me into marriage. And I think historically that's how most men ended up getting married. When you take women out of the picture, and it's just 2 gay men. I would assume there is not a huge emphasis on getting married...
2 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-02-01
The legal system puts a pretty big tax and guardianship rights emphasis on it. You may not get why two young fags want to get hitched but it's very reasonable for two 60 year old dudes to do it.
2 TheFatMosque 2016-02-01
well now that you've completed the double blind study on the subject you have the convinced.
2 kevin121312 2016-02-01
the important word is ASSUME. You say that word, but gavin assumes and calls them facts and when called out, he looks like a fool.
1 majin_babidi 2016-02-01
Agreed. A whole generation of young hetero men have been put off marriage by people like Cumia, Leykis, etc. And when I'm in West Hollywood in LA or Castro in SF, this is a community that doesn't appear to be in any rush to get married, at least not as much as they are to have their mouths function as urinals.
1 majestik6 2016-02-01
Leykis seems like a real happy guy. Morbidly obese alcoholic who's failed at marriage four times. I enjoy his show, but trying to emulate him seems like a bad idea. I don't want to spend every night alone with nothing but booze and Maury Povich reruns.
0 majin_babidi 2016-02-01
Oh, I don't disagree. Leykis is a cunt. Brian Whitman used to do a hilarious impression of Leykis, and Leykis cried to management and threatened to sue over it to Clear Channel. So I certainly don't respect him at all, but I do think he, along with others, turned a generation of men against marriage.
1 SteakSauce66 2016-02-01
Nummers!
2 Evilblueyoshi 2016-02-01
I disagree with him on 99% of what he says and he doesn't bother me. I think what you just criticized is actually funny and why I like him. He says outrageous things that are so stupid it's funny. The only thing I don't like is when someone tries to rationally break down his arguments on his show, even if I agree with that person, because if your going to debate him, you have to match his level( Ex. Instead of saying "No, see, you're wrong because..." come back with "What the fuck are you talking about?") He has a few people on who debate him that way and it's hilarious.
Tl;dr : Don't take him so seriously.
Edit: fixed autocorrects
3 joonyourmnt 2016-02-01
You say odd shit to people dude.
0 Evilblueyoshi 2016-02-01
That's what happens when you write a paragraph without looking for autocorrects.
-1 Lux_cs 2016-02-01
I thought it was common knowledge that gays don't care about marriage
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7 KingTutsstache 2016-02-01
I agree with you, but on this sub anything anti-PC, regardless of any veracity or truth, is treated like the gospel. People will celebrate Gavin without ever considering if he has one genuine point or not.
-2 kevin121312 2016-02-01
true
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-2 bobbacklund 2016-02-01
He's so shocking i just wonder what hes gonna say next! Fuck him so much he is the biggest hack and the fact that he thinks he's cool now because Anthony Cumia gave him a podcast sickens me.
0 DeafandMutePenguin 2016-02-01
Yes because wrestling is waaay cooler.
-2 bobbacklund 2016-02-01
what?
6 DeafandMutePenguin 2016-02-01
You're calling Gavin a hack yet you're a wrestling fan. There is nothing more hacky than professional wrestling. Or am I to believe your real name is bob backlund and you're not involved in wrestling?
-1 bobbacklund 2016-02-01
Ok lets assume wrestling is complete and utter shit. How are you not a faggot for defending and enjoying Gavin?
5 DeafandMutePenguin 2016-02-01
Because he's entertaining and even when he's clearly wrong hes passionate and thus I want to watch him.
I don't watch him religiously but about once a week. However Gavin always has a unique perspective. IMO he's on par with Burr and Patrice in terms of his opinion is something you won't get elsewhere.
1 bobbacklund 2016-02-01
Yeah see I'm going to argue that he isn't unique. He certainly tries to convey that with his shock jockery which is literally what you described. You basically just said a longer version of what i was initially mocking. Its old its hack and he is just the worst about it. Sorry but saying women suck at driving and then talking at length about it isnt a "unique perspective" nor is his adamant stance on it bold or refreshing. Fuck your opinion at this point you are a dummy thats easily pandered to by a hack and how dare you say what you just said about Bill Burr and Patrice O'neal. You put them on par with a failed media alci whos employed by a slightly more established failed media alci whos life is obviously in shambles.
1 DeafandMutePenguin 2016-02-01
Really? He doesn't say anything unique. He described the Amy Schumer hate better than anyone. Yeah his opinions on female drivers are hack but you can't tell me his opinions on Trannies are.
In fact, Gavin has said more interesting things on gay people than Patrice or Burr have. So fuck your opinion, it's no better than anyone elses.
4 RearNakedGrope 2016-02-01
"How dare you say that about Patrice and Burr!" What kind of faggot actually says shit like that?
3 Jarvismcjigglestein 2016-02-01
Turns out this subreddit doubles as performance theater.
1 chaffednut 2016-02-01
Same opinion on trannies as Opie. No wonder you like him.
Also, stop with your psuedo-intellectual shit. You're literally a waterhead. People use alts for a reason. Your history is on par with some of the most embarassing and desperate posts I've seen in awhile.
Poor guy actually browses and comments on default subs. Oof.
1 DeafandMutePenguin 2016-02-01
Oh so I'm not some hipster like you... Posting only on the non-default subs. Edit: just how am I pseudo intellectual?
Edit: Oh wait I see. This is your sock puppet account. Good luck with that suicide. I hope it works out.
0 bobbacklund 2016-02-01
yeah I'm sure he says something great every once in a while... so does Opie so does anyone on the radio. You know what else I hate how he's opinionated on being a man and what makes a real man and not a pussy then watch how he sucks Anthony's dick and just tries so hard to fit in and look cool to anyone.
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0 3stepsbackward 2016-02-01
Ew.
2 Jarvismcjigglestein 2016-02-01
These two can disagree about Gavin but given their use of the word 'passionate' & term 'how dare you!', they find common ground in being immense homosexuals.
1 MaskedUploader 2016-02-01
dat nigga would be reppin jason ellis 5 years ago
gross
2 DeafandMutePenguin 2016-02-01
I never supposed Ellis. I am not into skateboarding. It's gay.
-3 KingTutsstache 2016-02-01
As Gavin would say, "What were you be doing at a club? Why not at home with a husband and kids. SJW's & PC-Police yada yada."
1 Wobbly_Red_Snappa 2016-02-01
OH, OH. I'M NOT ALLOWED TO SWING MY DICK ON STAGE? FUCK YOU YA FUCKING CUNT. WOMEN ARE CUNTS. GO SUCK A DIE AND DIE IN AN ALLEY YOU WHORE. SOMEONE BRING ME A FUCKING MAN BEER. YOU KNOW WHAT SHE IS? A CUNTY LIBERAL WHORE"
"10/10, Gavin is one of a kind and truly hilarious"
-5 LacanZizekFreud 2016-02-01
Couldn't he actually go to jail for exposure? We've got him by the balls if he ever tries something against this subreddit's interests.
-6 luckinator 2016-02-01
Gavin just ruins it for everyone.
11 [deleted] 2016-02-01
Good one Chip.
8 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-02-01
I love her and I want to make her babies.
5 joonyourmnt 2016-02-01
Dis guys good
6 DeafandMutePenguin 2016-02-01
You're calling Gavin a hack yet you're a wrestling fan. There is nothing more hacky than professional wrestling. Or am I to believe your real name is bob backlund and you're not involved in wrestling?
2 DeafandMutePenguin 2016-02-01
I never supposed Ellis. I am not into skateboarding. It's gay.
4 BrainPainter 2016-02-01
I think Gavin was right in saying that they (marc and his fans) are the "Nice guys" who jump at the chance to fuck a passed out drunk chick.