Review of The Stand after Gavin's set

96  2016-02-01 by SpurdoBurdo

120 comments

The fact that Gavin ruined this twat's night makes me like him a bit more.

Sounds like a glowing review to me!

When I read the review i honestly thought one of us wrote it.

Not fully. The food and drinks were "good".

Who the fuck goes to a comedy club for food and drinks anyway? The way she wrote it made it seem like she'd be back for the food and drinks if the comedian sucked but wasn't offensive.

The stand is actually more of a restaurant than most comedy clubs are.

It's a different thing with comedy clubs in the UK. Only booze and no table service so you have to get your drinks in at the bar between acts. Be nice to be able to get a sandwich though, or something more than nuts and crisps.

I hope she's hit by a bus

"women have the most unsincere smiles on their face when you have a knife to them"

Ok, that was funny.

yeah that could possibly be hilarious. but when Gavin has his dick out and his pubes are shaved like his mustache I could see how that would be a bit awkward

They talked about it today on TGMS.. yeah he creeped most of the crowd out, went over on time, and is banned from The Stand. He's done it again.

The man is a genius at getting fired, barred, prohibited, blocked, and ejected.

easier than being a genius at comedy.

he's the only founder of Vice that's failing downward

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Does it count if the dick is so small, nobody can see it?

I guess that explains how Bobby Lee keeps getting away with it.

And probably in an 18+ bar

ok....?

Are you saying that Gavin's delivery wasn't the best?

Who's using Yelp to decide whether or not they want to go to a comedy club?

Only people who give a shit about yelp are other people on yelp

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Really? You would just go to a comedy club, no matter who the performers are? That seems very odd to me.

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You wouldn't go b/c guys show their dick on stage? What are you sum sorta fag or sumtin?

Maybe you should just stay home, Nana.

The reviews are for more than the entertainers, though. Do they allow smoking? Is the food okay if I want some? Is there a drink minimum? Are the owners dickheads?

The fuck did you get downvoted for?

In NYC why not? Tickets to the Stand or The Cellar are like 12 bucks and you're nearly guaranteed to see someone good.

People like that reviewer, that is to say, humorless cunts.

(I am not the biggest Gavin fan and I do think he hams it up a LOT when talking about women, but it makes me happy that she's sad.)

Useless unfunny women.

This woman is clearly a cunt giving one star to a small business based on not liking a mostly unaffiliated person. It's not like it's FH Rileys ffs

You can tell from her photo that she has cunty attributes.

I love her and I want to make her babies.

Yeah, whether she wants to or not.

This woman is clearly OP.

Sue the club for ptsd.

Sue EVERYONE

My eyes hurt, punitive damages

I CAN'T SEE GODDAMNIT

This will never not be funny. Can't help but do the voice in my head while I read it.

They're so goddamn timeless. 20 years on, still perfectly hilarious. If you start new job and don't know anyone there, you drop a Jerky Boys reference and someone gets it, you're like "instant friend right there."

She said she would come back because the food and drinks were good, but not for the comedians.. you realize there's a thing called 'restaurants', right?

I bet you have 69 friends you whore lol haha 69

Good one Chip.

Dis guys good

Somebody should make a list of all the things Gavin is banned from or been fired from. He's band from the Stand, VICE, Rooster Advertising , Mark Maron refused to put out his podcast. This guy sure knows how to make enemies.

Marc Maricon has a podcast of him? Damn what a lil bish

I've never understood why anyone likes marc maron. He's like a Terrier on sedatives that is somehow still angry.

I think Gavin was right in saying that they (marc and his fans) are the "Nice guys" who jump at the chance to fuck a passed out drunk chick.

Shayna C.

YEEEEEESSSS I'm a trans ghost.

That's terrible, I'm sorry

Wow, Gavins act is way funnier on paper.

I know, that rape joke was great, but I didn't laugh when I heard Gavin do it.

So what do you suppose takes more effort, this or writing jokes? He's eating worms.

Gavin went into this thinking "how do I get out of this?". would have been more entertaining to watch him legit try a stand up set with like bits n shit.

Truckers like what they like bro

Gavin is a genius. Hope he continues to offend lots of those easily offended people. Fuck 'em.

Hack as fuck. No, wait, he's a genius troll.

gavin's a rapist ants a women beater blah blah blah blah

I would enjoy it greatly if Gavin got a misdemeanor charge for public lewdness. This is probably why The Stand took down the video and deleted the threads about his act almost immediately.

Normally I'm okay with rape jokes, but him putting himself in the position of the rapist and pulling his dick out in the same set makes it seem like he's actually raped someone.

his set might have been shit but this review is hilarious

She has 69 friends... tssss

I like Gavin.

Comedy gone too far?

Yelp has morphed from, 'Make objective, fair reviews of a business" to "I had a shitty/great time here, and here's something tangentially related to the business I'd like to talk about".

I want to go The Stand now because a) Gavin's banned b) Food and service is good c) This silly woman won't be there either.

PECKAZ!

That's actually the perfect response to this post, well done chip

Well... at least he didn't jizz on her fries. Small positives, I guess.

Mirror of the set https://vid.me/Q5Tz

oof

unsincere

So, what does Gavin do exactly?

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Our business is severely underwater, in debt to my partner's father

Well, I'm not in debt. So even if I did nothing for a living I would be making more money than you.

I also don't defend strange men on the internet. Maybe you should spend less time on O&A and more time on your failing business.

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All he did was ask what he does (Valid question)

And then here you come getting all pissy. "WHAT DO YOU DO BRO, HUH, HUH?"

Yeesh, you fucked up nigga

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I used to like gavin, but he's really turned into a total attention whore.

I don't think that is an undesirable trait for someone in the business of entertainment.

It is when you just say things that have no truth or backing to them or do things that are stupid. He told Rogan that gay people don't want to get married and used his gay neighbor as the basis for his entire argument. He's turned into a real clown.

Who cares he's not a news outlet just a crackpot with a podcast.

i don't care, but he's better than ESD and shouldn't do that whole schtick.

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The majority of Gay men do not want to get married. They are currently pretending that they do because it's the "forbidden fruit". But in reality probably like 1% of gay male couples actually want to get married.

Why is that statistic even relevant? Less than 1% of people want Gavin to ever speak again, but that's no reason to make a law against it.

But how does this affect the Gavin McInnes video of the day?

yes, gavin said something like that and there is no basis for a statement like that and it makes him look like an asshole for repeating it and it also diminishes any future arguments he brings forward.

I'm a man and I would never get married unless a woman forced or trapped me into marriage. And I think historically that's how most men ended up getting married. When you take women out of the picture, and it's just 2 gay men. I would assume there is not a huge emphasis on getting married...

The legal system puts a pretty big tax and guardianship rights emphasis on it. You may not get why two young fags want to get hitched but it's very reasonable for two 60 year old dudes to do it.

well now that you've completed the double blind study on the subject you have the convinced.

the important word is ASSUME. You say that word, but gavin assumes and calls them facts and when called out, he looks like a fool.

Agreed. A whole generation of young hetero men have been put off marriage by people like Cumia, Leykis, etc. And when I'm in West Hollywood in LA or Castro in SF, this is a community that doesn't appear to be in any rush to get married, at least not as much as they are to have their mouths function as urinals.

Leykis seems like a real happy guy. Morbidly obese alcoholic who's failed at marriage four times. I enjoy his show, but trying to emulate him seems like a bad idea. I don't want to spend every night alone with nothing but booze and Maury Povich reruns.

Oh, I don't disagree. Leykis is a cunt. Brian Whitman used to do a hilarious impression of Leykis, and Leykis cried to management and threatened to sue over it to Clear Channel. So I certainly don't respect him at all, but I do think he, along with others, turned a generation of men against marriage.

Nummers!

I disagree with him on 99% of what he says and he doesn't bother me. I think what you just criticized is actually funny and why I like him. He says outrageous things that are so stupid it's funny. The only thing I don't like is when someone tries to rationally break down his arguments on his show, even if I agree with that person, because if your going to debate him, you have to match his level( Ex. Instead of saying "No, see, you're wrong because..." come back with "What the fuck are you talking about?") He has a few people on who debate him that way and it's hilarious.

Tl;dr : Don't take him so seriously.

Edit: fixed autocorrects

You say odd shit to people dude.

That's what happens when you write a paragraph without looking for autocorrects.

I thought it was common knowledge that gays don't care about marriage

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I agree with you, but on this sub anything anti-PC, regardless of any veracity or truth, is treated like the gospel. People will celebrate Gavin without ever considering if he has one genuine point or not.

true

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He's so shocking i just wonder what hes gonna say next! Fuck him so much he is the biggest hack and the fact that he thinks he's cool now because Anthony Cumia gave him a podcast sickens me.

Yes because wrestling is waaay cooler.

what?

You're calling Gavin a hack yet you're a wrestling fan. There is nothing more hacky than professional wrestling. Or am I to believe your real name is bob backlund and you're not involved in wrestling?

Ok lets assume wrestling is complete and utter shit. How are you not a faggot for defending and enjoying Gavin?

Because he's entertaining and even when he's clearly wrong hes passionate and thus I want to watch him.

I don't watch him religiously but about once a week. However Gavin always has a unique perspective. IMO he's on par with Burr and Patrice in terms of his opinion is something you won't get elsewhere.

Yeah see I'm going to argue that he isn't unique. He certainly tries to convey that with his shock jockery which is literally what you described. You basically just said a longer version of what i was initially mocking. Its old its hack and he is just the worst about it. Sorry but saying women suck at driving and then talking at length about it isnt a "unique perspective" nor is his adamant stance on it bold or refreshing. Fuck your opinion at this point you are a dummy thats easily pandered to by a hack and how dare you say what you just said about Bill Burr and Patrice O'neal. You put them on par with a failed media alci whos employed by a slightly more established failed media alci whos life is obviously in shambles.

Really? He doesn't say anything unique. He described the Amy Schumer hate better than anyone. Yeah his opinions on female drivers are hack but you can't tell me his opinions on Trannies are.

In fact, Gavin has said more interesting things on gay people than Patrice or Burr have. So fuck your opinion, it's no better than anyone elses.

"How dare you say that about Patrice and Burr!" What kind of faggot actually says shit like that?

Turns out this subreddit doubles as performance theater.

Yeah his opinions on female drivers are hack but you can't tell me his opinions on Trannies are.

Same opinion on trannies as Opie. No wonder you like him.

Also, stop with your psuedo-intellectual shit. You're literally a waterhead. People use alts for a reason. Your history is on par with some of the most embarassing and desperate posts I've seen in awhile.

Poor guy actually browses and comments on default subs. Oof.

Oh so I'm not some hipster like you... Posting only on the non-default subs. Edit: just how am I pseudo intellectual?

Edit: Oh wait I see. This is your sock puppet account. Good luck with that suicide. I hope it works out.

yeah I'm sure he says something great every once in a while... so does Opie so does anyone on the radio. You know what else I hate how he's opinionated on being a man and what makes a real man and not a pussy then watch how he sucks Anthony's dick and just tries so hard to fit in and look cool to anyone.

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Because he's entertaining and even when he's clearly wrong hes passionate

Ew.

These two can disagree about Gavin but given their use of the word 'passionate' & term 'how dare you!', they find common ground in being immense homosexuals.

dat nigga would be reppin jason ellis 5 years ago

gross

I never supposed Ellis. I am not into skateboarding. It's gay.

As Gavin would say, "What were you be doing at a club? Why not at home with a husband and kids. SJW's & PC-Police yada yada."

OH, OH. I'M NOT ALLOWED TO SWING MY DICK ON STAGE? FUCK YOU YA FUCKING CUNT. WOMEN ARE CUNTS. GO SUCK A DIE AND DIE IN AN ALLEY YOU WHORE. SOMEONE BRING ME A FUCKING MAN BEER. YOU KNOW WHAT SHE IS? A CUNTY LIBERAL WHORE"

"10/10, Gavin is one of a kind and truly hilarious"

Couldn't he actually go to jail for exposure? We've got him by the balls if he ever tries something against this subreddit's interests.

Gavin just ruins it for everyone.

Good one Chip.

I love her and I want to make her babies.

Dis guys good

You're calling Gavin a hack yet you're a wrestling fan. There is nothing more hacky than professional wrestling. Or am I to believe your real name is bob backlund and you're not involved in wrestling?

I never supposed Ellis. I am not into skateboarding. It's gay.

I think Gavin was right in saying that they (marc and his fans) are the "Nice guys" who jump at the chance to fuck a passed out drunk chick.