This is why Gavin is a retard who just wants to be contrarian more so than a guy with actual conservative principles. What's the conservative solution to welfare? "Private charities and churches help out people in need." So now there's a private charity giving money to Von and Patrice's mom (both of whom don't appear to have another source of income) so if not for the annual benefit chances are they'd both be getting government money (aka we'd all be paying for them instead of a few hundred folks who made the decision to contribute by attending a show where it was made clear that all profits would go to Patrice's family). How can Gavin be opposed to capitalism working to prevent welfare? Well because he wants to trash the Patrice benefit for personal reasons/to be edgy.

Neither of them work? What a lazy family. No wonder Patrice chose comedy instead of a real job, it's not like anyone in his life set a good example.

Patrice's mom is like 80. Not many 80 year olds work.

She had plenty of time to gather nuts for the winter.

The Apollo program wasn't hiring. Well, it was, but you know..

And I'd STILL rather private charity take care of her over government assistance. That's the alternative.

I'm sure there's enough people into granny porn to ensure a steady income for her.

I can think of a certain someone who just got arrested for domestic violence.

Well they are black so you can't be surprised they don't work.

Von works. She works as a Coach for relationships, writes books, and last I heard started doing standup. She also is making a documentary about Patrice (funny enough I read in the patrice sub that she is excluding certain folk like a jerk tho) and worked on Patrice's final album.

Coach for relationships? LOLOL.

Step 1) Find a talented man

Step 2) Let him have sex with whores and side bitches

Step 3) Allow him to avoid the doctor and not take care of his health

Step 4) When he dies, capitalize on his name as much as possible

I think it's for relationships yea. I acutally got her book because Im curious how much of an imprint Patrice made but Ive yet to read it and most likely never read. Im just a whoarder.

1. True enough. Though i think Patrice manipulated that

2. I mean that's Patrice mind games...also most men wouldnt turn down that would they?

3. health wise she seemed to care for him. The famous "pee tastes like birthday joke" and she and Patrice were vegan for a number of years. Now what he did away on the road is something else.

4. True. She surviving off of him. No debates on that. Though im reserving judgement til after this doco. I believe then she will be out of things estate-wise to milk

I bet the book is full of patrice quotes, like "I like those who like me." Then it's peppered in with stories about her life.

Possibly. Everybody quotes him. I listen to a lot of podcasts and they hark back to him. Dante Nero (co-host from Black Phillip) uses a lot of his stuff still on the spin off Beige Phillip show.

Also check my numbered edits above. How much you agree or not?

I looked at your edits and there's no doubt that he ran the relationship. She has no business being a relationship coach. Plus, he was NOT a vegan, with or without her. She's full of shit, in every regard.

For real. If someone were vegan for a even one year they would lose a shit ton of weight and probably no longer be diabetic.

I mean their T levels would be in the basement and their muscle mass would disappear, but they wouldn't be fat.

No, Work like showing people where the paint aisle is...

is she like a sassy advice momma?

I can dig it.

This is right on. I just watched his interview on Rogan's show and I was almost embarrassed for him. In his own context Gavin's shtick kind of works, he's a funny troll and he's good at finding hateable targets. But he's paper thin, his thinking doesn't go beyond a website headline or snarky Red Eye bit. When he actually tried to defend his bullshit on Rogan's show he looked like a dummy. "Drunk driving should be legal." Should it? They got into a discussion about god & science & monkees typing Shakespeare that made me dizzy with its general stupidity. (Rogan: "But how would they know how to use semi colons?") Still Joe made him look like a fool, so make of that what you will.

You sound like a cunt.

Yeah.. We cunts like when people are consistent. Don't cry about a welfare state and then cry even more when people use private charity... It starts to sound like you don't know what the fuck you're actually supporting.

But the point is that Von is a capable adult who doesn't need charity.

Who cares? Maybe she can't find a job? If people want to spend money on a comedy show and the comics agree to give the money to her who gives a shit? That's capitalism. Gavin loves capitalism.

You still sound like a major cunt.

You know who sounds like more of a cunt? A free market capitalist conservative crying about free market capitalism because he wishes people didn't spend money on stuff he doesn't want them to. Boohoo.

You stillllll sound like a cunt.

Good comeback faggot.

You his cuck in shinning armor here to defend him? I'm not gonna argue with a cum disposal like you

Not gonna argue but still asked me a question. Thats not very logical now is it? You silly little cunt. Ha now I called you a cunt.

You're still here? Your dad must of got tired of filling your muddy asshole up with cum. Not gonna give you attention while he is trying to get hard again

You sound like someone who's upset that someone else is getting something that is willingly given to them. What are you? A communist?

There is no reason to support Patrice's former cock warmer YEARS after he died.

So you're upset that people are willingly donating to a friend's family?

He died 5 years ago. His gf is off fucking other guys and posting pics of Mandingo nba players on her twitter. She can find someone else to leach off, someone alive

I literally don't care one bit if its just to keep his family in nice clothes and cars. Good luck to them. If people want to buy tickets to see the show so what?

Also, Patrice spent his money like a you-know-what and left Von behind with a fiscal mess.

She wasn't his wife, even though she says she was. He has no responsibility to help her or her kid. Where's her baby-daddy?

They were together probably for at least 8 years. That's 24 in white years.

So you're saying a 400 dollars rhinestone encrusted Pink Panther t-shirt or 1000$ alligator skin chuck taylors is not a wise investment?

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooo

Its his money you dumb fuck. They never married and never had kids.

They were effectively married and he raised Von's daughter as his own. In all likelihood, they shared their money.

Effectively married? You mean living together and fucking? That's called dating.

He said he wanted Von to have his house if he died. The mom took it though

When did he say that? Didn't they have an apartment?

I can't remember when. I think it was a townhouse.

There I something called common law marriage in Canadian law, which says that after however many years of living together a couple is legally married. Maybe America has something similar.

if he wanted to marry her, he would've.

That sentence doesn't actually respond to anything in my comment. Did you mean to reply to someone else?

There are places in America that are similar.

Some are so bad that if you let a girl crash at your house for two weeks and fuck her once she is "married" to you.

TIL I'm married to my sister

Oh shit.

Living together for years and raising her kid who lives with you ? Sounds like marriage. Just missing a certificate

Yeah, that certificate is the ENITRE thing.

Effectively married? There is no such thing. He needed a whore to stick his dick into. It was never his job to support Von's kid because she let a deadbeat bust a load in her. Stop being a cuck

Effectively married? There is no such thing.

Common law marriage look it up

That's only a thing in a couple states.

That means he has to support her after death or seperation? No, cunt.

Moving goal posts? Lol. Let me reiterate that was a reply to:

Effectively married? There is no such thing.

Fuck off cunt I wasn't even talking to you stop trying to be a lawyer

Feisty one we got here boys!

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Hahaha you're hilarious.

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I'd still love to fuck Von and that ' kid ' is 16 now so I'd fuck her too.

That's what Patrice would have wanted.

If think originally Burr came up with the idea because Patrice was supporting his Mom. I'm sure Von benefits from the money, but I'm fine with that if Patrice's mother is being taken care of. Seems pretty fair.

The real dad is Laurence Fishburn and Patrice mentioned he'd met him before so by the sound of it, he's definitely in contact and I can't see a famous actor that's in contact with his daughter not paying child support.

My guess is, that shits covered.

You know what Fishburne's other daughter did right?

She's a totally legitimate actress right?

Lmao theres no way the dad is Lawrence Fishburn

She looks just like him too.

Wikipedia says he only has 3 kids, 2 with first wife and 1 with 2nd wife. You think wikipedia will have false info? Think again!

Fair enough.

How's that Patrice movie going for Von? Remember how she was going to use that GoFundMe money for a trip to Rio so she could "research" locations Patrice had visited?

Is that true? That's pretty messed up if it is.

yes, she wanted to go to London too. Jimmy and Opie were pissed when she mentioned that on OnJ when she was in last time, looking for money.

source

It was during her last appearance on OnJ with the director. I'm sure someone has a link.

Don't forget London.

Doesn't Gavin live in London? Why not just tell him to do it?

yeah, he lives in london and commutes to ant's nyc studio and fox news every day

The other Gavin, Patrice's friend who lives in the UK and played pro rugby.

oh, I didn't know about him, but you're right, he could just send over a few videos or an interview or just ask for fan submissions. But, then she wouldn't get a free trip...

He used to be on O&A a lot, he brought them the video of his friend getting banged by the stripper with a strap on

She could watch Scorch.

I think interviews from whorehouses and the gift shop for that Jesus statue will give us an idea of who Patrice really was.

based on the comics that have already done interviews for the documentary I bet it will be great.

That movie is gonna cost $700 to make

It's good that Patrice's mother is being taken care of, and I imagine she is living VERY comfortably off this money alone, but Von needs to hop on another dick consistently because she does not deserve any of this cash. What does she even do? Is she just a professional whore now?

Always was

she's the one spearheading the documentary... post humously released some content...

She's doing more than anyone else as far as keeping Patrice's memory alive. One thing I hate about this place is how much shit you guys give Patrice's family, they seem like good ppl and Patrice was one of the greatest ever.

I bet von gets 90% of the money

I heard patrice mom was a cunt and locked von out of her shared home with patrice.

Yeah Patrice's mother and sister took everything. Basically left VOn on the street. That's why is was cool with the for 2 benefits. However now it needs to go to a real cause like Diabetes.

Gavin can fuck off.

Well....I think at this point its just a show. Audience goes to see a bunch of comics. If they wanna give the money to his family that doesn't really matter

With the way that everyone worships Patrice, why would anyone care about being entertained and having the money they paid to BE entertained going to the people he loved?

I don't give a shit if they're blowing the cash on cocaine and hookers, the money is a tribute to Patrice by his friends and fans.

Maybe the money should go into a foundation that prevents strokes. Not his cum receptacle

Yes, because Patrice was all about preventing what happened to him. I'm gonna assume his personal friends know best in regards to where he'd like the money to go.

If you're obese and have diabetes you should actually take your diet seriously.

Research over.

It's just a bunch of comics willing to do a show to support Patrice's family. What the fuck is wrong with that? As long as there's comics and fans who are willing to participate i don't see any problems with it. And gavin really needs to cut his beard down, he seems more mad & unstable ever since he decided to grow em.

Why do you idiots put any credence into what "Hipster Mahnn" says

I support yours with a 'glue for blowjobs' program I run in the inner city.

why does aspirin work?

aspirin to be what? TYLENOL or sumpthin? tsss

Complaining about where the money goes now is the same as if you complained when he was alive. If you paid money for a Patrice Show and then found out he used that money you paid him to support his gf and his mom, would you be upset? Would it stop you from going to the show?

Good thing her kid of no relation whatsoever to Patrice gets to go to private school!

It should be a one and done event. Past the first one, it's all abount the $$$ and another thing to put on one's comedy resume.

That Gavin has issues is reason alone to support it.

Patrice even said himself all he cares about in his career is being able to take care of his Mom and his girl (Von).

The benefit is for them, Burr doesnt hide that fact or anything.

There is nothing wrong with it either, thanks for bringing us Patrice.

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Who cares? If you don't want to contribute, you don't have to.

So you dont get this guys schtick yet? Air, why do we need air right? Think about it.

Mr downvote doesnt get his schtick, shoutout to Mr downvote. I can explain it. If there's a thing that people like or agree is good or are just generally apt to get their feathers ruffled about he gets a lot of mileage out of taking a contrary stance to it. It's called "cheap heat" in wrestling, Iron Shiek stomping on an American Flag for example.

Good comeback faggot.

yes, she wanted to go to London too. Jimmy and Opie were pissed when she mentioned that on OnJ when she was in last time, looking for money.

You know what Fishburne's other daughter did right?

Lmao theres no way the dad is Lawrence Fishburn