Metzger and Dane Cook

3  2016-02-01 by [deleted]

Has Metzger ever talked about whether he thinks Dane Cook stole those three bits from Louis?

Has Dane Cook given his opinion on Schumer and whether she stole those jokes?

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Dane Cook stole a couple of throw away jokes (which he told better) and his career was destroyed (That shitshow Tourgasm was probably the true culprit to be fair) yet Schumer is in the same situation and she continues on scot free. It's Bullshit.

what? he told them better? Dane seems like cool guy, but his delivery sucks (unless you are teenage girl)

Dane Cook is infinitely funnier than Kirk Metzger

Dane Cook, for a brief time, was as famous as Opie thinks he is. But deep down, Dane was a talented superstar with drive and ambition while Opie remains a talentless hack, at best, and a lazy fuck at worst.

Wait, are you saying Cook and Metzger are Split Personaliies! It all makes sense now.

The Cook and the Cuck.