VIDEO: Gavin is not a good stand up comedian

34  2016-01-31 by faaaaaaags

59 comments

Of course Luis recorded this in portrait.

He is a Puerto Rican Rattlesnake, after all. Key words: Puerto Rican.

Exactamente.

He came on stage without an act, and just rift for 12 minutes. And he got a lot of laughs. That's pretty impressive. Few people would even have the balls to do that. And most people would have bombed way worse than that.

yeah, he "rift" for 9 minutes and got nervous laughs from the heels of whoever came on before him, and from pulling out his dick. that audience desperately tried to help him out. literally all he had was dick jokes.

Hahahaha

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Tss, "rift"? What is he a techtonic plate or somethin?

The only laughs he got was from pulling out his dick. They stopped laughing as soon as he tried to tell jokes. He definitely didn't make it look "easy".

I must have my ears checked, I heard people laughing throughout the set. You just don't like him, so no matter what he does you are going to shit on it. I thought it was boring but he didn't bomb.

I'd like to see this in comparison to the other people who went on the same night. Anthony's bombed set at the Big Jay Roast got some laughs, but when you watched the rest of the night, it became clear that he got by far the least laughs. Anthony made these same arguments on TACS afterwards. "I don't know, I hear people laughing there!"

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This sub needs to check its methed out hate fags.

Did you laugh?, look at how you described his "set"?

"He got a lot of laughs", "Most people would have bombed way worse than that", "he had the balls to do that" He's supposed to be an entertainer, he should be held at a higher standard.

He is not funny.

Naht funny!

Few people would even have the balls to do that.

Why do people keep repeating that? No one has claimed that Gavin doesn't have balls or has no confidence. We're just saying he's wrong when he says stand up is easy and that almost anyone can do it. And this just proves him wrong.

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I think the raping women at knife point bit has some potential

Gavin ripping off club soda Kenny?

Master Poe

What was the story with Poe being rapey? I know I've heard hints about it, but never a full story.

Same here, he's been called rapey for so long that I don't even remember why. Something about a parking lot, right?

Am not a big McInnes fan, don't enjoy most of his self conscious contrarian schtick but he's got balls for going up and giving it a go. And while he didn't kill, he didn't do too badly either.

He isn't a comedian! He's a motivational speaker offering the formula to being a manly man.

I'd enjoy asking him the correct way to boost a dead car battery. I'm guessing he has no fucking idea. Manly.

He can probably tell you how to fold a napkin though.

And the proper wax to use in your moustache.

This is like the male version of female comics where instead of jokes, they're just honest about something taboo. A female audience listening to the vagina version of this would have rave reviews.

If you listen to the comic that was on before him you can hear a clear difference between actual laughs and the uncomfortable chuckles Gavin was getting. I like Gavin but he lost the bet.

Set the bar low enough and anyone can be a comedian.

At least he didn't steal any jokes. That's the gold standard these days.

I got completely distracted by the woman who audibly said, "Uh oh" when Gavin said, "I'm racist."

He was on stage for 30 seconds at that point and hadn't started his set. Why was she on high alert?

because saying that is akin to the slaughter of six million Jews.

He didn't bomb though.

Better material than Anthony's at the roast.

If Jim thought he did great he would have played it. Ants edit was rediculous. He should have put his explanation on TY.

This is the negativity forum, can't say anything positive, even if it's valid. It's against the "rules".

This was actually pretty impressive. Good job Gavin

i mean he did pretty well

If that's his first time ever doing stand up, that was an amazing fucking first set. And Im not even a fan of Gavin OR Luis, but calling it objectively...he did really well. Just saying.

Not a bomb at all. He fucking went there unprepared and got laughs. Wtf more do you want?

You aren't going to get any rational thinking from this sub.

The people here really are morons. I wish this place did get shut down.

There are people actually apologizing to Metzger while they 'troll' him. Fucking idiots.

This subreddit takes credit for what the dude who made the video did, as well as the three comedians who stirred this whole thing up.

Enough with this "WE" shit.

Uhhhh there is only one Gavin, and that's Black Gavin from England.

talentless fuck. i just realized that he's using stanhope's vocal inflections. this makes me hate him so much more.

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He really pulled his dick out...

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Gavin is not a good stand up comedian... and neither are you.

I didn't claim that stand up was easy. He did. He was proved wrong.

Are you Luis Gomez? Why the fuck are you so intent on proving that Gavin failed. He didn't. He showed up and followed through. He didn't destroy the room like a veteran comic, but he got laughs and did as well as an average standup would have done.

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Gavin only speaks in extremes, so by easy he meant doable and he did do it.

that was... not good

But he's not a professional stand-up,or at least not an experienced one. I think OP is just salty.

That fucking lisp and accent drives me crazy. How do people listen to this fucking guy.

Gavin has a lisp?

I've heard allot worse than this. There's definitely potential for this.

He's not really doing stand up. He's just telling goofy sex stories. People were laughing, so he didn't bomb. I got bored with it real quick though. Gavin can be really funny, but I really could give a shit to hear his sex theories.

How is it not standup?

um.. punchlines, set up.. timing. Actual jokes and bits.

There are tons of comics who don't have the old set-up punchline structure. Story-telling can be stand up too.

He obviously didn't write the shit and prepare it as well but he's on a stage in a comedy club making people laugh, it is standup.

Better material than Anthony's at the roast.

This is the negativity forum, can't say anything positive, even if it's valid. It's against the "rules".