Amy Schumer PR Heist

9  2016-01-30 by crookedmile

Apparently on Thursday (1/28) she visited a cripple and adopted a puppy with her Hitler-youth boyfriend. Fucking ewwwww

11 comments

9  whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-01-30

WHY THE FUCK DOESN'T SHE JUST SMILE IN PICTURES WITH HER TINY STUPID LIPS?? DOES SHE HAVE OPIE TEETH? Don't purse them even tighter you stupid hack. You offer hollywood nothing.

5  phlammo 2016-01-30

Amy only opens her mouth for food.

1  Zombied77 2016-01-30

And PECKAS!!!

2  rawdoggydogg 2016-01-30

I don't know why I found this so funny. Must be the booze

6  crookedmile 2016-01-30

Also, Amy Schumer's dad looks like a healthy Kurt Metzger.

3  Doubleteamthesetits 2016-01-30

She mentioned on O&A once she told him that she wouldn't have sex with him because he reminded her of her dad

2  DaveNone 2016-01-30

Yeah her dad was a bad lay, came as soon as he slipped in and then fell asleep on top of her. She promised herself she'd never do that again.

5  suchanjv 2016-01-30

If that guy thinks like most he is only dating her on the chance he could get close to Jen Lawrence.

1  whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-01-30

I assume that he's still enlisted with the IDF and that this is his current post, instead of manning a checkpoint near the Syrian border. Gotta do your part for the project.

3  TheFatMosque 2016-01-30

I hate when people say "beau".

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-1  zenicaone 2016-01-30

Hitler-youth boyfriend ?

Isn't he a jew ?

Maybe he is one of those self-deprecating jews or sumpthin , I don't know