She was probably just trying to break it off with him. Knowing what a neurotic psychopath he is, she probably just proposed an "open relationship" to move on and avoid having to deal with him having a meltdown.

I can't imagine the sort of shit Kurt has done behind closed doors. That fucking guy should have been committed years ago.

There is nothing less interesting to me than another man's relationship with his woman. I hate my own fucking relationships enough, I don't want to hear about his shit. What offends me, however, is that this motherfucker just isn't funny.

I've been completely unable to murder any react for him.

Yeah, I don't know what that means but it sounds illegal as fuck.

You sure managed to murder grammar with this post.

Open relationship means his girl is fucking other dudes and thats it, you know that fucking ugly fuck aint getting no strange.

He's a special kind of cuck. A cluck cuck!

And on a far more faggy level, their open relationship is nearly meaningless because they don't sacrifice anything for one another. I know my girl turns down men all the time because she's committed to me. Metzger's bitch gets just as much dick as a single girl. Might as well just stay single.

And on a far more faggy level, their open relationship is nearly meaningless because they don't sacrifice anything for one another. I know my girl turns down men all the time because she's committed to me. Metzger's bitch gets just as much dick as a single girl. Might as well just stay single.

I remember Kurt admiring some fella named "Mr. Hands"

I googled that at work and got fired, and my wife left me.

Just the fact Kurt said he wanted to be like him, is appalling, and truly disgusting.

It's in a man's dna to want to spread his seed, but women are the opposite and usually prefer one partner. His girl wanting strange cock tells me he's got zero game, most likely has a micro penis, and he probably likes cock himself. I imagine him begging his girl to let him have clean up duty when the dudes are done banging her.

It's common knowledge among comics that he has an unreasonably large cock, and that his weird yelling persona gets him a lot of young damaged puss.

I'm just a civilian as he'd say, so I didn't know that. Maybe he's just too coked up to use it properly?