So now you losers wanna target Kurt?
0 2016-01-29 by maynardsabeast
Because he defended his friend and dared to criticize/make fun of Reddit? It's incredible that a comic (a fucking funny one at that) can generally insult a fucking message board and so many of you autistic psychos get genuinely upset and butt hurt over it. How dare he diss me and "cuntass69" and all my other Reddit friends!!!
51 comments
22 takyon_deathyon 2016-01-29
So now you faggots are gonna make threads defending Kurt?
13 KennethFresno 2016-01-29
It's incredible that a psycho comic can spaz out on twitter to delight of a bunch of trolls and so many autistic cuckold-fans can get genuienly upset and butthurt over him being trolled. How dare we "diss" cuckold69 and all his "famous" comic friends.
Kurt bitches out and gets incredibly obsessively butthurt and it's fun to see that reaction from a cuck comic. Eat a dick, faggot username.
-4 maynardsabeast 2016-01-29
If you met Metzger in real life you'd get all fanboyish and tell him how funny he is and how great his special was. Shut up fake tough guy
3 KennethFresno 2016-01-29
Nah. I would to Jim, but Kurt doesn't mean anything to me.
And that's hilarious that you called me a fake tough guy when that post was a parody of yours. Guess you're a fake tough guy, stupid shit head.
-6 maynardsabeast 2016-01-29
Oh that was a parody? You did a poor job and it didn't come across like one at all. Now go bother that "cuck comic and eat a dick faggot username"
3 KennethFresno 2016-01-29
I know, it was so subtle right? You're a really slow retard. Now go bother that autistic reddit board, faggot username.
-5 maynardsabeast 2016-01-29
You're pathetic and the definition of an unfuckable hate nerd. Do yourself a favor and buy a hooker and then hopefully you'll gain some confidence to talk to girls and potentially taste their pussies. If you just got the confidence to talk to girls then your 247 online trolling hobby will go away and even though you'll be embarrassed by it, at least you'll grow up and move past it
3 KennethFresno 2016-01-29
tldr, u mad. You spent more time on that post than I did on Kurt, dumb faggot.
-4 maynardsabeast 2016-01-29
Oh wow, you just curled up into the fetal and hit me with cunty Reddit troll jargon, followed immediately by a stupid black kid on Twitter with zero intelligence hack term. But you did end it with "bitch" which shows that in the end you are definitely a tough guy. i just spanked you so hard you doubke downed with the lamest most hack responses in internet history
3 KennethFresno 2016-01-29
tldr, u mad.
-3 maynardsabeast 2016-01-29
Wow. I just scored myself a flawless victory
8 TheDarkFezRises 2016-01-29
Have you ever worked for Reddit? Are you friends with cuntass69?
Leave it alone, civilian.
8 Me007gold 2016-01-29
And yet here you are crying because we are trolling him. Seems like you are the butt hurt one.
-8 maynardsabeast 2016-01-29
Nah I'm just calling you out for being a thin skinned pussy. It's one thing to get upset when someone disses you, but to get upset cause someone dissed your fucking message board and internet friends is some real fag shit
2 Me007gold 2016-01-29
The only person upset here is you. I don't give a fuck what Kurt "I'm Amys bitch" Metzger says or thinks. Its just fun trolling him because he takes every thing so personal.
-7 maynardsabeast 2016-01-29
I don't give a fuck about Kurts well being, I just like calling out all the losers in here. Jesus Christ today was the most pathetic shit I've ever seen. You guys were so proud of yourselves and felt like such rebels today. The self congratulatory e-high fiving that went on was cringe inducing. "YEAH GUYS WE'RE SO CRAZZZZZZY", "our subreddit might get banned bro", "we got a video to go viral online and the most iffeminate beta male in Hollywood (Landis) like mentioned our message board" (that post began with "HOLY SHIT"- like it was an achievement)
3 Me007gold 2016-01-29
To quote /u/kenethfresno tldr, u mad. You spent more time on that post than I did on Kurt, dumb faggot.
1 ONAFan2014 2016-01-29
Bark, dog!
4 MimibeardsIey 2016-01-29
Hey! cuntass69 is a Saint
4 SickleSellout 2016-01-29
This isn't real. Is this real?... Maynardsacrybaby.
3 3stepsbackward 2016-01-29
Not a fan of the 500 threads calling him a cuckold?
-2 maynardsabeast 2016-01-29
Nah, it's hilarious. Cuck is the new stinks, it's fucking hip and brilliant. Really cuts to the core. It's hilarious too cause "K" sounds like "C" and Metzger also has a "U" in his name
2 RearNakedGrope 2016-01-29
He's literally a cuckold, tho.
-1 maynardsabeast 2016-01-29
It's not like she's pushing the other guys jizz out as he laps it up. He's fucking other girls. I personally wouldn't allow my girl to fuck other dudes but I can't deny that I respect his hustle.
3 RearNakedGrope 2016-01-29
You're actually defending his cuckery, wow. The dude gets off to dudes fucking his girl, I wouldn't be surprised if he's lapping their cum up like an eager dog. Theere's nothing respectable or admirable about his sexual fetish.
-1 maynardsabeast 2016-01-29
Well you can make things up and put it that way, or you can go by what he's said a million times where they are in an open relationship and he's allowed to fuck other girls.
2 RearNakedGrope 2016-01-29
He's said himself that it turns him on when his girl is with another man, I'm not making shit up, you literal retard.
0 maynardsabeast 2016-01-29
like I'm literally retarted, or I take things literally plus I'm retarted?
2 RearNakedGrope 2016-01-29
You're literally retarded, dumbass.
0 maynardsabeast 2016-01-29
Uh huh
2 stinkskc 2016-01-29
The new me?!
3 dumpydouche 2016-01-29
Found CopperCab's reddit account.
2 AngeloMacon 2016-01-29
Oh relax, most of us think he's funny and know he's probably not the thief. They're just teasing him because he's giving them a reaction.
1 MrKrinkel 2016-01-29
maynard, what happened? Most of us realise Kurt is funny, you know we just fuck around here
-2 maynardsabeast 2016-01-29
Yeah I know some people here at cool and enjoy joshing around. Don't pretend that there's also not a handful of psycho paths chomping at the bit to fuck with another comic that we all liked until they said one small thing the hive mind disagrees with
0 MrKrinkel 2016-01-29
Oh, I know there are oddballs here, but it's a message board and it is what it is
1 ONAFan2014 2016-01-29
C'mon, you want a treat? Good boy, you're such a good little lapdog!
-1 maynardsabeast 2016-01-29
Metzger is a hilarious comic who is loyal to his friends and you losers wanna go at him literally cause he dissed your message board. PERIOD
2 MrKrinkel 2016-01-29
Don't take it personally dude. I think he's funny too, but there are some legit criticisms. If people really hated him we would spend a week picking apart his career and it hasn't happened
-2 maynardsabeast 2016-01-29
I don't take any of this personally, I just observe the sick behavior and occasionally chime in. I would hope it doesn't happen cause all I care about is if a comic is funny and Metzger is. I also respect people that defend their friends and don't back down or apologize to an army of unfuckable hate nerds
1 MrKrinkel 2016-01-29
Understandable position, but you are coming off a bit defensive. Nobody is asking you to apologize
-2 maynardsabeast 2016-01-29
I'm talking about Kurt. These losers got a video viral and then brag about it 247 to eachother and now have these inflated egos. Forgetting that in the end they are UFHNs
1 MrKrinkel 2016-01-29
I know , I misspoke. I'd be surprised if UFHN takes off on this sub because it isn't really applicable. Do you think I'm a UFHN?
-2 maynardsabeast 2016-01-29
You seem like a reasonable intelligent person. Not everyone here is pathetic
1 MrKrinkel 2016-01-29
I don't think most of us are pathetic. I really think we're mostly just fucking around
-1 maynardsabeast 2016-01-29
Strange way to spend so much time. Grouping up and trolling and basically attempting to e-bully comics and radio personalities the minute they say something that goes against the hive mind in here
3 MrKrinkel 2016-01-29
Maybe, but you're here too dude
-1 maynardsabeast 2016-01-29
Yeah cause this place was awesome like 1.5 years ago. Now it sucks and I barely post and visit half as much
1 MrKrinkel 2016-01-29
Okay. Fair enough
1 gaycunt03 2016-01-29
You're a grown faggot that watches wrestling and shit posts on a messageboard that generally thinks you're an attention seeking idiot.
Your ability to discern intelligence is non existent.
1 ONAFan2014 2016-01-29
Bark!
1 MrKrinkel 2016-01-29
I know , I misspoke. I'd be surprised if UFHN takes off on this sub because it isn't really applicable. Do you think I'm a UFHN?