Top three things comedians say to prove that Amy Schumer didn't steal jokes

1  2016-01-28 by FunkyTreasure

1) "Amy wouldn't steal jokes"

2) "Only a comedian can tell when people are stealing jokes" (except all the comedians who accused her of stealing jokes)

3) "Amy wouldn't steal jokes"

4 comments

Amy is paying my bills, and I wrote the offending skits.

-Kurt "the cuck" Metzger

Well that settles that!

Don't forget Amy's too busy to have seconds I mean steal jokes.

Ok, now top 5 examples of how I was poorer than you when I was growing up sniff