I loved that part in Making a Murderer.
Judge: Would you like to swear your innocence on a someone's life?
Avery: Oh Gee, ya I woood like ta doo dat dare.
Judge: OK. Whose life are you swearing on?
Avery: Oh I dunno. How bout dat dare Teresa Halbach?
Judge: .......
You mean the sister she claims to have shoplifted over $100k of merchandise with when younger and only stopped because they got caught? Yes, Honest Abe's these two are...
OP says she wouldn't steal because she wouldn't want to break the bond with her sister? Are you fucking retarded. YOu know who else was close to their sibling? The Unabomber.
You know somebody is full of shit when they start swearing on people's lives. That's one of those faggy millenial memes. "i swear on me mums life" or something
What do you think about Amy's confession that she stole $100,000 in goods during her shoplifting career. You should listen to her talk about it on Maron - she laughs about it. What do you think that says about her character?
You know somebody is full of shit when they start swearing on people's lives. That's one of those faggy millenial memes. "i swear on me mums life" or something
Like that Belle Knox cunt making a huge deal that her boyfriend "pinky swore" not to do something.
You're a trooper for making it through that White Knighting faggotry. I cut it off the minute I heard Ant using his flirty tone of voice on her, and knew this was going to be a fellating session.
Out of interest, was stealing $100,000 worth of clothing a betrayal of the people she loves or not?
Do smart people steal clothing and then return it at the same store?
Maybe she did steal jokes and maybe she didn't, but what annoys me is the way she's now being portrayed as someone who has great integrity, who's whiter than white.
Plus Amy said she had half genius and half retard IQ. Maybe it was the half retarded IQ that stole the jokes??
Enough with the low status sad angry males insults already. This just shows how unoriginal Amy's writing staff is. I second that other sad angry man and think that you should go blow your dog.
The chance this person works on the show is about as high as Ant working for Homeland Security. All his talking points are ripped directly from things Schumer defenders (Jimmy, Maron, Metzger etc) have said publicly. It sounds identical to Ant trying to pass off Foxnews talking points as his own original thoughts.
I promise it doesn't make an ounce of difference to me.
So continue with your arrogant posting alongside us. Let me guess, posting here among degenerates like us is "entertaining" to you. Getting insulted by us makes you laugh at how pathetic we are. We get it. You're not trying to change our minds, just telling it like it is, pal. You're so above us, so by all means, continue posting and spending time here. It's not pathetic when you do it.
You are proving right now that this is not just a blip on her radar. Her running to Jim's show when this all came out is also proof. She's shit scared that her career is going to Mencia. I will certainly give you that we're all lonely, angry trolls on here. But we're really sorry to break it to you that your Empress is a hack. We're really trying to emphasize that she's a cunt too. There's an 11 min video of "definitive proof that Amy Schumer absolutely stole all these jokes and bits."
Judging by the amount of high profile projects she has lined up in the next year alone, I'm gonna go ahead and say no, she's not shit scared her career is going Mencia.
Look at the Patrice one. Those jokes have been recycled for years, they're not new. Patrice certainly didn't create them. I'll refer to them as urban dictionary jokes even though they predate urban dictionary. Well, there's thousands and thousands of those jokes out there. Schumer happened to use two of the three that Patrice used. What is the statistical likelihood that she just happened to use the same urban dictionary jokes as Patrice? It's one in a million, one in a billion. She watched Patrice and then wrote her bit. She did that with the other jokes as well. C'mon. It's not "parallel thinking".
Is that the standard for determining guilt? Because if she were on trial, there would be more than enough evidence to convict her.
She didn't just steal jokes, she stole sketches, setups, scenes, shots and punchlines.
It happened not only in her standup but also on her TV show.
The only thing connecting her TV show and all of her standup routines is Amy. Not some mythical writer, not other jealous comedians. Amy is the only common thread in all of this.
And, if you needed a smoking gun - look at her near verbatim recitation of Wendy Liebman's joke and MAD TV's sketch.
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23 TheAmazingPearl 2016-01-28
Ohhhhh. She swore on her sister. God damn. I wish someone would have pointed this out earlier. All of this could have been avoided.
4 decmcg 2016-01-28
I know. In a court of law if you swear you didn't do it "on someone's life" the judge announces your innocence immediately.
2 TheAmazingPearl 2016-01-28
I loved that part in Making a Murderer. Judge: Would you like to swear your innocence on a someone's life? Avery: Oh Gee, ya I woood like ta doo dat dare. Judge: OK. Whose life are you swearing on? Avery: Oh I dunno. How bout dat dare Teresa Halbach? Judge: .......
4 NevadaJPH 2016-01-28
You mean the sister she claims to have shoplifted over $100k of merchandise with when younger and only stopped because they got caught? Yes, Honest Abe's these two are...
18 KingTutsstache 2016-01-28
OP says she wouldn't steal because she wouldn't want to break the bond with her sister? Are you fucking retarded. YOu know who else was close to their sibling? The Unabomber.
3 MrKrinkel 2016-01-28
He was quite the family man
17 MrKrinkel 2016-01-28
Go blow your dog
15 kgt5003 2016-01-28
A lot of people are content to agree that she is simply an unoriginal hack.
15 Ant_Sucks 2016-01-28
You know somebody is full of shit when they start swearing on people's lives. That's one of those faggy millenial memes. "i swear on me mums life" or something
What do you think about Amy's confession that she stole $100,000 in goods during her shoplifting career. You should listen to her talk about it on Maron - she laughs about it. What do you think that says about her character?
She even misses it
3 dankfranklin 2016-01-28
Like that Belle Knox cunt making a huge deal that her boyfriend "pinky swore" not to do something.
3 AntsCamera 2016-01-28
You're a trooper for making it through that White Knighting faggotry. I cut it off the minute I heard Ant using his flirty tone of voice on her, and knew this was going to be a fellating session.
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1 Anarox 2016-01-28
Maybe he wants them dead? Who knows
14 PeckaSucka 2016-01-28
If you work on her show then why not just tell us who you are?
2 herpacin 2016-01-28
It's the guy who destroys all the joke stealing evidence
13 NihilistKnight 2016-01-28
Suuuuurrreeee....
3 corwinkyahern 2016-01-28
tickle tickle.... :)
11 throwaway7462591 2016-01-28
Out of interest, was stealing $100,000 worth of clothing a betrayal of the people she loves or not?
Do smart people steal clothing and then return it at the same store?
Maybe she did steal jokes and maybe she didn't, but what annoys me is the way she's now being portrayed as someone who has great integrity, who's whiter than white.
Plus Amy said she had half genius and half retard IQ. Maybe it was the half retarded IQ that stole the jokes??
11 mogerroor 2016-01-28
Enough with the low status sad angry males insults already. This just shows how unoriginal Amy's writing staff is. I second that other sad angry man and think that you should go blow your dog.
9 dumpydouche 2016-01-28
tl;dr - new account white knights for someone they may or may not make money off of.
8 packitchofsositch 2016-01-28
The chance this person works on the show is about as high as Ant working for Homeland Security. All his talking points are ripped directly from things Schumer defenders (Jimmy, Maron, Metzger etc) have said publicly. It sounds identical to Ant trying to pass off Foxnews talking points as his own original thoughts.
-5 Lando244 2016-01-28
Like I said, you totally don't have to believe me. I promise it doesn't make an ounce of difference to me.
9 highflyin 2016-01-28
"Totally don't have to believe me."
Hi Amy's sister!
5 MrKrinkel 2016-01-28
Oh shit
8 dankfranklin 2016-01-28
So continue with your arrogant posting alongside us. Let me guess, posting here among degenerates like us is "entertaining" to you. Getting insulted by us makes you laugh at how pathetic we are. We get it. You're not trying to change our minds, just telling it like it is, pal. You're so above us, so by all means, continue posting and spending time here. It's not pathetic when you do it.
6 MrKrinkel 2016-01-28
It clearly does matter to you
3 stinkskc 2016-01-28
Would you go as far as to swear on your sister?
6 KingTutsstache 2016-01-28
Lol we're not going to accuse you of being one of her "PR people." We'll accuse you of being a fanboy/girl who wants to defend the Walrus.
6 AnudderCast 2016-01-28
Nangle, I love your Philly Girl character!!
6 jonesy6969 2016-01-28
You gotta be a weird motherfucker to pretend to work for someone so you can defend someone you don't know.
5 dankfranklin 2016-01-28
You forgot to call us jealous and virgins.
EDIT: We're actually just playing racist republican characters, the joke is on you.
5 Jackatard 2016-01-28
You are proving right now that this is not just a blip on her radar. Her running to Jim's show when this all came out is also proof. She's shit scared that her career is going to Mencia. I will certainly give you that we're all lonely, angry trolls on here. But we're really sorry to break it to you that your Empress is a hack. We're really trying to emphasize that she's a cunt too. There's an 11 min video of "definitive proof that Amy Schumer absolutely stole all these jokes and bits."
-8 Lando244 2016-01-28
Judging by the amount of high profile projects she has lined up in the next year alone, I'm gonna go ahead and say no, she's not shit scared her career is going Mencia.
5 Jackatard 2016-01-28
And it's all gonna come tumbling down Mencia-style.
5 packitchofsositch 2016-01-28
Can't wait for that polygraph episode. That's sure to be a humdinger.
1 herpacin 2016-01-28
Things never get cancelled. Ever
5 Clamdilicus 2016-01-28
This guy's reddit account is 28 minutes old. WTF
5 RacksDiciprine 2016-01-28
Sooo Mrs. Piggy is aware of us..??
5 -Palaver 2016-01-28
Nice try Kurt.
4 myRrribz 2016-01-28
Defend why she's not funny.
4 deliriumtriggered 2016-01-28
Look at the Patrice one. Those jokes have been recycled for years, they're not new. Patrice certainly didn't create them. I'll refer to them as urban dictionary jokes even though they predate urban dictionary. Well, there's thousands and thousands of those jokes out there. Schumer happened to use two of the three that Patrice used. What is the statistical likelihood that she just happened to use the same urban dictionary jokes as Patrice? It's one in a million, one in a billion. She watched Patrice and then wrote her bit. She did that with the other jokes as well. C'mon. It's not "parallel thinking".
4 Guinness525 2016-01-28
You forgot to write Chip's part at the end.
4 AntsCamera 2016-01-28
Peckahs.
4 _TheConsumer_ 2016-01-28
Is that the standard for determining guilt? Because if she were on trial, there would be more than enough evidence to convict her.
She didn't just steal jokes, she stole sketches, setups, scenes, shots and punchlines.
It happened not only in her standup but also on her TV show.
The only thing connecting her TV show and all of her standup routines is Amy. Not some mythical writer, not other jealous comedians. Amy is the only common thread in all of this.
And, if you needed a smoking gun - look at her near verbatim recitation of Wendy Liebman's joke and MAD TV's sketch.
2 MrKrinkel 2016-01-28
She's learned to imitoot them exarctly
4 thissiteruinedme 2016-01-28
Character means nothing. There's evidence. You also dont have to knowingly steal to plagiarize.
4 corwinkyahern 2016-01-28
and her fingers weren't even CROSSED
4 Jackthejew 2016-01-28
She stole jokes stupid and she lied to you.
3 NotRye 2016-01-28
That's what we've been saying!
On a serious note, you can insult us all you want, but that doesn't change what Amy did.
3 NotRye 2016-01-28
FRRRRRRRUNKIS!!!
3 Anarox 2016-01-28
no chiproll? damnit
3 corwinkyahern 2016-01-28
you say odd shit to people dude
2 casual1 2016-01-28
mark norman
1 TheDarkFezRises 2016-01-28
Nah, he'd have trailed off into a story about fucking a comedy central executive under the table in a boardroom while a big meeting was taking place.
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2 Anarox 2016-01-28
https://youtu.be/Rfnz32eOpS4
-6 Lando244 2016-01-28
Not a writer. Not a comedian. Never used the "male" insult. Keep it coming guys, you're looking GREAT!!
8 throwaway7462591 2016-01-28
Do you think someone who has admitted to compulsively stealing has questionable integrity, regardless of whether or not they've also stolen jokes?
8 dankfranklin 2016-01-28
Ok man yeah, you win. Pack it up guys, this guy's got our number.
5 mogerroor 2016-01-28
Make-up artist?
5 packitchofsositch 2016-01-28
When you're one of a team of 15, are there still union benefits?
5 [deleted] 2016-01-28
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3 MrKrinkel 2016-01-28
buzz off
3 _TheConsumer_ 2016-01-28
Actually, you look awful in all of this.
You're denying overwhelming evidence and essentially telling us it's all a coincidence.
Do you have any idea how astronomical the odds would be for multiple acts of thievery, across multiple years, to be coincidence?
It is easier to accept Amy having psychic powers than all of this being chalked up to coincidence.