Kurt Metzger is in rare form on Twitter. He must see those checks slipping away

7  2016-01-27 by DeafandMutePenguin

9 comments

Do you think the it's the coke or the getting cucked that makes him so angry all the time?

He normally fights emotional fat girls and gays. They get scared away by his crazy coke rants, but he has never had to deal with real scumbags like us before.

People with substance abuse problems are this subs specialty.

Telling us to die of AIDS is like saying Happy Tuesday.

People with make pretend substance abuse problems as well.

I think it's having to talk to Amy and Sherrod on a routine basis. A mind can only take so much stupidity.

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This fuckin dummy learned what parallel thinking meant yesterday.

He's right. Idk why the jabrones of this sub think they know more about comedy than kurt metzger. Or any of the other countless good comedians with the same opinion.

Don't be mad your girl has been exposed.