The true CQ way would not be to focus on insults but rather his positive message. My personal favorite:

CQ Recipe for success/dinner. 1/2 cup of brass you know whats, a tablespoon of I don't give a care, and a pound of get off my back, jack!

Along with the classics when jimmy was like "I'm shooting something this weekend" and he says "yourself, I hope" and when vos was talking about something and Colin interrupts "your mouth sounds especially moist today, care to explain?"

Vos and Anthony were dully debating about what the meaning of those teardrop tattoos that gangsters have & CQ chimes in after about 30 seconds and says "if we were to turn off the mics alright now these 2 would look like 2 dumb Yemeni cousins arguing." Fucking brilliant.

I don't know but my fav CQ tweet is: "You wouldn't let a bum into your house but you'd let a dog live there! Think about that. And we have the nerve to call ourselves human?"

Tunisian knife fighter is a classic.

i also like when he calls out jim for trying to sound smart and profound. colin was making fun of him for this since tough crowd maybe even before that.

I still watch reruns of TCWCQ on occasion. Actually that's what got me into O&A originally because all the Cellar regulars on the show overlapped with their guests.

It pretty much was like O and A while they were fired.

its such a good fucking show but i keep watching the same episodes over and over again because all the episodes without one of the o&a/cellar guys are kind of weak in my opinion still nothing was better than watching norton vos patrice bobby or dipalo bash themselves and other comedians

"Tibetan lesbian, on couch"

Your premise is flawed. "Unfinished Clone" was actually an insult from Bob Kelly.

When he said that Fat Jimmy Norton looked like a scallop.

He has a lot of amazing well thought out brilliant insults but for some reason one of my favorites is a completely juvenile one. It's just him calling Jimmy a 12 year old for liking Sabbath, it's just something about the way he delivers it that makes me laugh everytime.

https://youtu.be/DZj1e08FguM?t=650

Greater when isolated and backed by music: https://youtu.be/DZj1e08FguM?t=713

just like witches at black masses

He called Ant a Corsican Pimp.

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During one Di and Patti visit to the studio for a Super Show, apparently during a break Jimmy says that Colin said (about Di and Patti), "the girls look radiant."

The fact this was just uttered in passing, not on mic, strikes me so funny.

Back-alley Tunisian knife-fighter.

When Jimmy called him a "comic's comic".

That means a person who isn't funny but has wasted their whole life doing comedy.

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