Amy Shumer "parallel" thinking again?

24  2016-01-25 by mattrick88

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwfyBT8Ytw4#t=2h40m45s

That's from 1/20

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Gn2A1z1RMg#t=41m15s

That's from 1/21

Exact same example?

23 comments

11  TheAmazingPearl 2016-01-25

She definitely stole that. If she wanted to use a fat comedian as an example, why would she pick the irrelevant Ralphie May & not the super relevant Amy Schumer? Shenanigans.

4  Youseeonlydarkness 2016-01-25

I think people just really want to call Ralphie a fat fuck.

4  ThatUJohnWayne 2016-01-25

https://youtu.be/bwfyBT8Ytw4?t=2h41m7s "Because Amy Schumer is hot! sniff" Is she Opie? Is she really? What a fucking kiss ass little faggot.

6  jamesfromdelaware 2016-01-25

Ugh and they all say it. Opie, Jimmy, Ant. Even Patrice when he was alive and in the room with all of them called her hot but he was at least honest enough to qualify it that her hotness was more about her being funny and successful than actually being physically hot. You could hear in his voice that he just didn't want to start shit over it.

1  OpieRadioBot 2016-01-25

I howled!

1  JesusLesnar 2016-01-25

Put her in context! Standings up there with her thoughts and her feelings.

3  Clamdilicus 2016-01-25

Holy shit. Exactly the same. Does she have an original thought?

2  well_shore 2016-01-25

but why would I do that? like right now, why would I do that? that makes no sense, why would I do that? give me a polygraph test

I don't know about you but when I was about 10 I would always say that when I was accused of lying, mainly because i knew it was too ridiculous that some one would actually go through with giving me one.

1  Clamdilicus 2016-01-25

Because she has figured out that she can get away with it.

2  well_shore 2016-01-25

she's a hole

2  kevin121312 2016-01-25

Her and her sister probably came up with that example then told all her inner circle to use it. I'll bet there's a clip of Norton doing radio in Ohio saying the same thing.

2  IgorTufluv 2016-01-25

Normand opens for schumer, i believe. Most likely her team of PR consultants concocted these talking points and gave them both their marching orders. Parallel spin.

1  kevin121312 2016-01-25

yep

2  Parallel_Thinking 2016-01-25

Wassat?

1  Dagidugidai 2016-01-25

This would imply that Amy Schumer listens to the show. Why would anyone do that?

1  well_shore 2016-01-25

fuck Amy Schumer

1  lightmeup8 2016-01-25

Jimmy insisting novocaine is spelled with a y.....what a fuckin tool

0  CookieHaid 2016-01-25

In the 2nd one: WTF is she talking about "I put a period in front of it...I only meant it to go to him...I didn't mean for anyone else to see it.".

4  helobious1 2016-01-25

On twitter, if you start your tweet with an @ mention, it doesn't show up on your main timeline. But if you put a period or anything else before the @, then everyone can see it. So she's saying that tweet was really only meant for him, not for everyone who follows her to see.

I hate myself for knowing this.

7  CookieHaid 2016-01-25

So all those brilliant @OpieRadio tweets I crafted were never seen by the masses?!?

2  Tremendousdread 2016-01-25

She stole that from an O&A bit. Remember when Ant had lady di "dm" him her phone number on air by putting a period in front of the tweet?

0  thecrazing 2016-01-25

You're dumb.

1  kevin121312 2016-01-25

She could've DM'd him