I honestly believe that the reason so few of you call the show and identify yourself as redditors is that most of you are known comics

0  2016-01-22 by Ant_Sucks

It's a theory I had for a while.

Use this thread to deny it.

19 comments

10  kgt5003 2016-01-22

So a pedophile, a racist and a woman beater walk into a bar... bartender says "what'll ya have, Ant?"

3  Ant_Sucks 2016-01-22

I've got one like that.

A whale, a pig and a worm walk into a bar... bartender says "Opie, your friends are here".

5  kgt5003 2016-01-22

I'll chalk this coincidence up to parallel thinking.

9  Dennyislife 2016-01-22

OK I admit it. I'm Dani brand

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1  Dennyislife 2016-01-22

I don't talk to him. Now excuse me I need some black dick round ants NYC pad

3  I_Hate_Knickers 2016-01-22

I'm Luis CK I'm hilarious.

3  AngeloMacon 2016-01-22

Ghost of Patrice checking in here.

1  MrKrinkel 2016-01-22

Weirdly, I'm Richard Jeni. Sometimes I'm funny, but most people avoid me. Those last nine days were rrrough

2  TEDS_CAKE_EMPORIUM 2016-01-22

You'll never guess who I am... Popeyes.

2  Anarox 2016-01-22

I think there has to be some comics who live double lives online

/u/I_hate_knickers is 100% Colin Quinn

1  MrKrinkel 2016-01-22

Man is he going to love that accusation, especially if it isn't Colin

2  knitro 2016-01-22

I think for most its the effort gap between talking shit here versus taking time out of our day and matching up to the schedule of an forever-edging shell-less turtle to call in and give him a good talking to. It's little wonder Jimmy didn't have the time to tell everyone who would be on when he was lysoling the jizz off his headset.

2  JunkerHQ 2016-01-22

We are all comics, thats why we dont call, but whats your excuse? Is it because you know your voice would quiver if you actually talked to your hero Opie?

2  Ant_Sucks 2016-01-22

I almost never have a good reason to call, but I'm going to keep trying now. I have a few questions for the Worm...

2  JunkerHQ 2016-01-22

I Iook forward to that never happening and you never mentioning it again

2  Ant_Sucks 2016-01-22

You never know what the future will bring. I could mention it two or three times easy.

1  MrKrinkel 2016-01-22

Going out on a limb there. The future is history's revenge. Some ass told me that at a grocery store today, true story

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1  Pat_Battle_Storage 2016-01-22

You're all Bob Zany.

5  kgt5003 2016-01-22

I'll chalk this coincidence up to parallel thinking.