r/opieandanthony: Friend appreciation thread

39 AntsCamera 2016-01-22

This is one of the few places I ever posted where I was never banned or moderated for a post.

That alone makes me like this place.

You fuckers are also funny as shit, and mean as fuck.

Love, another Faggot.

11 GayNiggerFag 2016-01-22

I get flagged for posts all the time outside of this sub and I just can't figure out why

6 zenicaone 2016-01-22

cause you are a retard

2 GayNiggerFag 2016-01-22

Fawkin buried me

6 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-01-22

Alive hopefully.

7 helobious1 2016-01-22

In a shallow grave...what, it's parallel thinking!

1 Rock-Coat 2016-01-22

I'm flagging this post right now as I type... ...wait whats flagging?

5 GayNiggerFag 2016-01-22

It's when you shove a flag pole up someone's gaping asshole

6 xyniphis 2016-01-22

Round here thats called Tuesday

1 cottonsweatpants 2016-01-22

The unsolicited dick pics maybe.

2 iamfromreallife 2016-01-22

Someone ban this fag!

1 AntsCamera 2016-01-22

Please do. I might actually do something more than jerk off, smoke weed, and rape children.

5 NicNacAttack 2016-01-22

Friendly suggestion: Don't smoke weed before raping a kid. It only dulls the sensations of their tight, smooth hole struggling around your cock.

It should go:

rape children, smoke weed, jerk off

3 AntsCamera 2016-01-22

I like to jerk off first so I last longer. The weed helps me ignore the internal bleeding I cause, when I scream sieg hiel, and drive it on home.

2 NicNacAttack 2016-01-22

True, but any bleeding that occurs is just lubrication bonus points. It's like fucking a baby dolphin's slippery blowhole.

Although the jerking off beforehand is a good strategy.

2 stinkskc 2016-01-22

Except when the blood dries

3 GleepGlorpFloopdedoo 2016-01-22

Thread full of edgelords here

2 JesusLesnar 2016-01-22

Just FYI, if you ever need to rape someone you can always pm me.

1 [deleted] 2016-01-22

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26 AcePainterLo 2016-01-22

You're all a bunch of gay faggots and I'm going to show you my dick.

9 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-01-22

I'm still waiting faggit, I ain't got all night.

5 packitchofsositch 2016-01-22

Yes you do.

5 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-01-22

:(

5 NicNacAttack 2016-01-22

3 hours later and still no dick.

1 [deleted] 2016-01-22

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1 [deleted] 2016-01-22

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1 GleepGlorpFloopdedoo 2016-01-22

Louis CK, is that you?

26 Jewsus_H_Kike 2016-01-22

If O&A was heroin, this sub is a methadone clinic. It's not the real thing, but it's as close as I'm gonna get.

4 ChurchOfBaldOpie 2016-01-22

We're the Jenkem of the internet

1 sanfrancisco69er 2016-01-22

Ant's show is jenkem...man, I do not miss kids joking about that every 5 minutes a few years ago.

1 Shockerlawd69 2016-01-22

Great analogy but only if heroin had decided to become pixy sticks so your only option was methadone

22 TheDarkFezRises 2016-01-22

This place makes me laugh everyday. I love everything from the gentle ribbing to the outright hatred. I've laughed in school and on the train, and I don't even care how crazy I look.

Love, one of many faggots.

18 HowsThatFeelFucker 2016-01-22

God I'm hard.

7 herpacin 2016-01-22

You gonna finish that?

5 AntsCamera 2016-01-22

Keep going... I am dripping pre-cum

1 blackirishlad 2016-01-22

or as blobby calls it, "pre-sim"

makes me wish for one of his dogs to tear out his throat

16 PeckaSucka 2016-01-22

<3

5 NicNacAttack 2016-01-22

( . )( . )

14 Mouthful_of_cum 2016-01-22

I love u all too im that girl with no titties I hope people will start paying attention to me and upvoting me again

8 DianaKurlan10 2016-01-22

show your ass tbh fam

2 Mouthful_of_cum 2016-01-22

My ass is tragic i wont even front spare you the disappointment

6 racemic_mixture 2016-01-22

Oh please, I am sure no one here on this sub of nice people would have anything negative to say.

4 JesusLesnar 2016-01-22

You seriously underestimate how low our standards are.

4 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-01-22

Pic or you're not real bitch.

9 Mouthful_of_cum 2016-01-22

MODS this pic is NSFW please let me know if this is against the rules i will delete it

http://imgur.com/Lu11Rfk

8 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-01-22

I choose to believe.

3 Mouthful_of_cum 2016-01-22

When i get my tax refund ill buy u gold

6 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-01-22

I love you.

2 Mouthful_of_cum 2016-01-22

;)

2 DianaKurlan10 2016-01-22

got some of my cum in ur eye? ;)

1 DianaKurlan10 2016-01-22

stop trying to steal my girl

3 AngeloMacon 2016-01-22

I tend to be mean here on principle, but I gotta be honest... not too shabby.

9 RacksDiciprine 2016-01-22

You guys are the gay brothers I never had.

2 imcrapyall 2016-01-22

and you the faggot son no one wanted

5 corwinkyahern 2016-01-22

i wish i knew how to quit you!

5 PiggyFork 2016-01-22

let's netflix trainwreck and chill.

4 MrSztywny 2016-01-22

Anyone else expected 'NOT YOU!!!' after last sentence...

4 NicNacAttack 2016-01-22

I have to admit, I had that one in my pocket. Parallel thinking, fellas!

4 bonecrushingkisses 2016-01-22

Always room for one more

3 Flamgirlant 2016-01-22

I like most of you guys more than almost everyone I know.

3 helobious1 2016-01-22

I can watch hours of comedy on TV and not laugh half as much as I do at things like baldopie in the schumer video or that thread simulator.

2 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-01-22

I go to bathhouses to be myself

2 silks322 2016-01-22

Awwww, come on guys, group hug!

6 AntsCamera 2016-01-22

Fuck that, we need to go all in

Group fuck, bring your own toys!

2 DianaKurlan10 2016-01-22

Show your boobs? :)

1 NicNacAttack 2016-01-22

Oh come on, no one wants to see my 32C tittays

4 DianaKurlan10 2016-01-22

Everybody wants to see that.

1 sanfrancisco69er 2016-01-22

how about if I can guess your name within one guess its time

*lol i just typed that quick it probably sounded creepy i dont even care about tit pictures but if you are a girl i bet i know what your name is

-2 NicNacAttack 2016-01-22

Or... how about I just continue being an infuriating cocktease

1 sanfrancisco69er 2016-01-22

haha or that

2 Ant_Sucks 2016-01-22

I would buy you all beer, and then drink it, because fuck you all.

2 JohnQNo1 2016-01-22

i like you because i don't like you. feeling like i don't owe scumbags like you all a shred of decency is very freeing. the jokes are good too.

2 Rock-Coat 2016-01-22

Love you too old fat guy living in mothers basement masquerading as a chick with Tits and a job. ;-)

2 NicNacAttack 2016-01-22

I love how "Tits" is capitalized. Was that subconscious or autocorrect? Either way, it's glorious.

1 Rock-Coat 2016-01-22

Tits should always be capitalized on!

1 [deleted] 2016-01-22

I love this place too.

1 Jackthejew 2016-01-22

Yeah yesterday was my birthday and this week was the greatest gift

1 HerpDerpen 2016-01-22

http://i.imgur.com/tDcnv3c.gif

Live from /r/opieandanthony

1 DaveNone 2016-01-22

Yeah okay great. Now could one of you faggots suck my cock? I need to drop a load.

1 MilesDavisRose 2016-01-22

Hey faggot

Thanks now that you've sucked my dick let me return the favor

Your faggot all ways

0 [deleted] 2016-01-22

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1 packitchofsositch 2016-01-22

quietly reaches over and begins playing Adele Playlist

1 [deleted] 2016-01-22

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0 Azrael_ 2016-01-22

Yuck

1 AntsCamera 2016-01-22

Just touch the head, all that disgust will melt away.

2 GayNiggerFag 2016-01-22

Fawkin buried me

5 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-01-22

:(

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