20 minutes brother? You think all you have to wait is 20 minutes?
At Wrestlmania next weekend, I will fuck your ass and make you humble! Ten inch my cock, Greco-Roman gold medalist, Tehran Iran, A salaam a lakum, jihad, allah ahkbar, and that's the bottom line because peckah.
He thinks SNL stole his shit and he didnt like that too much but ta hell with all the people Schumer stole from, who cares how they feel about it. I use to think he was going to be a legend... he sold out before he got there though.
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69 homerj123 2016-01-22
Home run.
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49 mikestl1988 2016-01-22
Oh ya well the jerk store called and their runnin outta you
58 CuckECheese 2016-01-22
Don't you ever fucking say that shit to me again.
10 Jewsus_H_Kike 2016-01-22
I had sex with your wife!
13 boofk 2016-01-22
His wife is in a coma
18 ZetaData 2016-01-22
She's in Acoma? That's in Ashington or sumthin'. tss tss
5 packitchofsositch 2016-01-22
Double St Helens cawksuckah
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1 ChippusMaximus 2016-01-22
Guess that's why she just laid there.
5 PiggyFork 2016-01-22
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v50dVvai5to
-2 gardenhoser205 2016-01-22
I thought he was going for the whole "don't you dare do Chippah anymore fuck that shit" due to recent events, could be wrong though
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1 gardenhoser205 2016-01-22
only in this shit subred would I get so many downvotes for such an inconsequential comment, you cunts.
7 humanmeat 2016-01-22
This is the most absurd comment I've ever heard
Who would invest in a store that sold jerks...
I mean cmon gang were practically tripping over them
3 aidspiss 2016-01-22
he's the jerk of all jerks
3 RaiderRush2112 2016-01-22
Best come back I have ever heard. I gotta remember that one for the people in the office. Who am I kidding I'm unemployed.
42 HowsThatFeelFucker 2016-01-22
You buried this cocksucka!
7 sjeffiesjeff 2016-01-22
Take us out, fat man.
11 runnerup82 2016-01-22
Fucking good one
6 3stepsbackward 2016-01-22
I like how this sub has turned into non-stop pro wrestling promos on Jimmy.
4 rahtin 2016-01-22
20 minutes brother? You think all you have to wait is 20 minutes?
At Wrestlmania next weekend, I will fuck your ass and make you humble! Ten inch my cock, Greco-Roman gold medalist, Tehran Iran, A salaam a lakum, jihad, allah ahkbar, and that's the bottom line because peckah.
4 NicNacAttack 2016-01-22
Table turner!
4 FistSmasher 2016-01-22
The JERK store called
4 runnerup82 2016-01-22
AND?!?!!
16 jerkstoresup 2016-01-22
they said sup
1 [deleted] 2016-01-22
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4 chicken-named-mike 2016-01-22
DOUBLE GUNS!!!!!!!!!!
1 telepepper 2016-01-22
Sock cuckah!
1 chicken-named-mike 2016-01-22
Tss. Fawk.
4 Mad_Cow_Febreeze 2016-01-22
He thinks SNL stole his shit and he didnt like that too much but ta hell with all the people Schumer stole from, who cares how they feel about it. I use to think he was going to be a legend... he sold out before he got there though.
2 rahtin 2016-01-22
There was a guy who said "That doesn't make any sense"
Case closed.
3 AntsCamera 2016-01-22
Two jews walk into a bar, It's Amy and her uncle Chuck.
They own the state.
3 muhdikyo 2016-01-22
jimmys stand up sucks. he's a novelty act for straight dudes.
2 WayneRooneysButtPlug 2016-01-22
Right, team?
2 Binski13 2016-01-22
Jim, comment?
2 decmcg 2016-01-22
Haha, the jokes on you Jim!
2 middie820001 2016-01-22
FACE!
2 WorleyMalloy 2016-01-22
I believe everything that needed to be said has now been said. Pack er up.
2 EazyEd420 2016-01-22
FAWKIN HOMERUN CHIPPASUN
2 FuckinHomerunChippah 2016-01-22
WUSSAT??
2 Xicor1 2016-01-22
You fucked him up. Won't see him no more.
1 RacksDiciprine 2016-01-22
Gottem!
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1 BoardroomBimmy 2016-01-22
You say your name is Norton and you love to joke? I say your name is Norton and you're a BASTARD!
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1 thejollyroger9 2016-01-22
I have been out of the loop can someone please explain?
1 ChippusMaximus 2016-01-22
Norton defended Amy Jewmer stealing other comic's jokes. Basically being a worm and a hypocrite.
1 thejollyroger9 2016-01-22
I gotcha. Thanks.
1 ZetaData 2016-01-22
At least you spelled "you're" right, so it's not a total loss.
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1 Jarvismcjigglestein 2016-01-22
Some of them want to throw you down one!
A well.
1 AnudderCast 2016-01-22
BUUUUURRRRRRNNNNNN!
1 [deleted] 2016-01-22
That's gotta burn.
1 ig0tworms 2016-01-22
I'm going to get norton to take a picture in a torpid sloth t shirt at the chicago show
1 Rock-Coat 2016-01-22
But we'll have the last laff! Right fellas?Right?
1 callmesnake13 2016-01-22
Dude... too far.
0 RaiderRush2112 2016-01-22
Seeing Jimmy in Scottsdale tomorrow night. He is a good comic and a lot of us take him for granted. Plus you got tha Chippa..FAWK yeah
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0 AzraelApollyon 2016-01-22
Fucking got him. Well done, OP. This moment will live on in history.
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0 MeteorBlitzkieg 2016-01-22
Jimmy is a great comedian. He just doesn't realize that we find his 'alcoholism' a sad attempt to gain some kind of bizarre cred.
0 ElVichoPerro 2016-01-22
whoa! language, sir!
-2 Tell_Em_Fred 2016-01-22
Yet you guys just use Nortonisms all the time. Faggots.
3 AngeloMacon 2016-01-22
There's a doesn't get the joke guy in every thread.
1 Tell_Em_Fred 2016-01-22
OH I get it faggot strangler, it's just lame.
3 ChurchOfBaldOpie 2016-01-22
Those aren't "Nortonisms", it's parallel thinking