Rogan will defend him and say something like "TONY, I remember when you came up with that joke. We were in a float tank smoking weed and you felt enlightened and talked about forensic files and formulated a joke. DUUUUUDE, that's totally parallel thinking. I love Norm, but he's wrong here.
Golden Pony: Yesssssth joe, that is when i came up with it. I mean, I love norm and watched all his specials, but never heard that joke. Maybe it's because I'm taking shroom tech extreme and it brought out a memory that I had that was concealed
Rogan: That's entirely possible. Folks, let me tell you about shroom tech extreme and shroom tech Ultra.....
Watch him tell Schaub he's not good enough for fighting.
He was looking out for Schaub's health and future, not so much shitting on him or his ability....and in hindsight (and even at the time), it was the right thing to say.
At no point did he say that Schaub wasn't good enough for fighting...in the video you linked below he even says that he's a "very good fighter". It was more pointing out that Schaub isn't, wasn't and probably never will be an elite fighter - something that Schaub himself came to grips with.
Basically he told him that he was going to keep getting his ass beat by top level fighters, so he might as well move on. It was definitely good advice. It did take a bit of balls to straight up call a friend out on his dreams though.
I haven't seen that and I don't know if the guy is an active fighter still or if he's out because he couldn't fight and lost. If he makes his living fighting and rogan was completely serious and didn't say something like "you silly bitch, you're not good enough to fight" then that's playful.
Plus, he makes money off tony because he's his opener. Just like he doesn't call out Aubrey for that snake oil because he makes money off that bullshit.
It's a ten minute awkward confrontation. At one point the dude is about to cry. It's a good cringe watch and my respect for Rogan skyrocketed after. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FUmBrhz2Q4 Also I don't think Joe is concerned with making money.
I'll watch the clip, but I can't take you seriously if you think he isn't concerned with making money. He pushes bullshit products on his podcast and does hacky comedy to make money.
You don't get notoriety and power by coming up with Trump Steaks, Trump Water and some bullshit real estate school that Sandy Kane enrolled in. He's motivated by money and power.
So he doesn't have to pay staff out of pocket. Even if you convince me he trys to make money you can't convince me Tony Hinchcliffe is an integral part of this.
I only deleted comments that were anti rogan, as per rules of the sub (which were decreed to me in a dream from rogan himself)
You either look through people's comment history for some kind of edge, or memorise usernames and their history on reddit....soooooo....who....is the real "autistic fuck".
You will now be ignored by me for all time, a response I'm sure you are used to and familiar with. Take it easy inbred
Nah you've let reality slip away from you I didn't delete shit. Rest of your comment is drivel, oh what am I saying it is all drivel, you're living in a fantasy world my friend.
Just had go let you know you were talking out of your ass real quick, redditors are somewhat retarded and tend to believe any old shit a clown like you might type with one hand while the cock is in the other, so just wanted to set the record straight, now consider yourself banished from my life never to be granted access again
WELL -- IT WAS VERY CLOSE. THE TIME TO BEAT WAS 2 MINUTES AND 19 SECONDS, YOU GUYS GOT 2 MINUTES -- AND FOURTEEN SECONDS. CONGRATULATIONS, AMY AND JIM! YOU ARE TODAY'S CHAMPIONS. TAMMY, KATHLEEN, IT WAS VERY NICE MEETING BOTH OF YOU AND CONGRATULATIONS ON THE STUNTS YOU COMPLETED EARLIER. TAKE CARE GUYS.
AMY AND JIM, YOU SURVIVED DANGLING FROM THE COATTAILS OF A DRONE, YOU WERE ABLE TO RETRIEVE EVERY SINGLE BAR NAPKIN OF HANDWRITTEN ITALIAN BROAD JOKES, YOU GOT THROUGH SWEARING ON YOUR LIVES, YOU GOT THROUGH BOBBING FOR DELETED SCENES AND DVD EXTRAS, YOU IGNORED ALL TEXT MESSAGES AND PHONE CALLS FROM FRIENDS UNTIL A SCANDAL BROKE OUT, YOU EVADED ALL OBSTACLES, IGNORED ALL QUESTIONS, AND DELUDED ALL LOGIC, -- AND YOU GUYS JUST WON 100 THOUSAND DOLLARS, CONGRATULATIONS, AND EVIDENTLY, SHAME IS NOT A FACTOR FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's in reference to Tony Hinchcliffe stealing one of his bits. here's Norm's bit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBM8XGbVOFs here's Hinchcliffe's https://vid.me/sUZv haven't listened to them yet. Unsure if Norm is being truthful in calling him a thief or trolling.
I saw Norm perform at a Casino shortly after his uncle had committed suicide. He did an hour and twenty of suicide and death jokes/anti-jokes. It was so funny seeing the older folks walk out while the people who understood his humor stayed. We were howlin
He's totally trolling, if you have seen his podcast he frequently makes jokes like that where he refers to somebody mediocre as the 'funniest person in the world' or 'a great talent'
One of the comments to norm is about that all that's said about tony is that he's a great joke writer and he can't see him stealing a bit.
Rogan is the only person who has said this. He talks this queen up like he's THE roast joke writer. Nobody would've heard of him if it weren't for rogan and the only roast joke writer that I've heard of is Jesse Joyce, who is very funny.
I'd like to hear some other bits that were stolen by "the golden pony."
This is probably the only person in comedy who both saw the video and is commenting honestly.
Really, how the fuck can you deny she stole that Wendy Liebman joke? I love CQ, but she didn't steal a "premise," she stole the entire joke word-for-word, down to the delivery. From a beloved older female comic she used to open for. This is a much more obvious case than Dane Cook, for instance.
I used to feel weird that Norm was shilling for KFC. Then I realized why he did it: because it makes bank, and now he doesn't have to take shit from ANYBODY. And since his gig has him in disguise, win win.
Even if out of context, this screenshot needs to be included in Schumer-gate Pt. 2.
You have Marons spiel from WTF, his bit and Amy's bit, Jenny Slate vs Amy, pescatelli saying she got calls from other comics agreeing with her, and this Norm screenshot. Id say we need another example or 2 and we have a pretty decent sequel
Ehhh, as much as I want to agree, we should play fair. If Schumergate part deux gets national attention, these comedians will immediately claim that they were taken out of context / edited. At best, the video's credibility (and therefore the whole reason we're doing this) will be scrutinized. At worst, libel?
He's totally trolling, if you have seen his podcast he frequently makes jokes like that where he refers to somebody mediocre as the 'funniest person in the world' or 'a great talent'
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25 kevin121312 2016-01-22
Rogan will defend him and say something like "TONY, I remember when you came up with that joke. We were in a float tank smoking weed and you felt enlightened and talked about forensic files and formulated a joke. DUUUUUDE, that's totally parallel thinking. I love Norm, but he's wrong here.
Golden Pony: Yesssssth joe, that is when i came up with it. I mean, I love norm and watched all his specials, but never heard that joke. Maybe it's because I'm taking shroom tech extreme and it brought out a memory that I had that was concealed
Rogan: That's entirely possible. Folks, let me tell you about shroom tech extreme and shroom tech Ultra.....
13 Wellshiteinabucket 2016-01-22
Rogan isn't afraid of calling out close friends on their shit. Watch him tell Schaub he's not good enough for fighting.
2 [deleted] 2016-01-22
He was looking out for Schaub's health and future, not so much shitting on him or his ability....and in hindsight (and even at the time), it was the right thing to say.
At no point did he say that Schaub wasn't good enough for fighting...in the video you linked below he even says that he's a "very good fighter". It was more pointing out that Schaub isn't, wasn't and probably never will be an elite fighter - something that Schaub himself came to grips with.
4 racemic_mixture 2016-01-22
Basically he told him that he was going to keep getting his ass beat by top level fighters, so he might as well move on. It was definitely good advice. It did take a bit of balls to straight up call a friend out on his dreams though.
1 kevin121312 2016-01-22
I haven't seen that and I don't know if the guy is an active fighter still or if he's out because he couldn't fight and lost. If he makes his living fighting and rogan was completely serious and didn't say something like "you silly bitch, you're not good enough to fight" then that's playful.
Plus, he makes money off tony because he's his opener. Just like he doesn't call out Aubrey for that snake oil because he makes money off that bullshit.
7 Wellshiteinabucket 2016-01-22
It's a ten minute awkward confrontation. At one point the dude is about to cry. It's a good cringe watch and my respect for Rogan skyrocketed after. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FUmBrhz2Q4 Also I don't think Joe is concerned with making money.
5 kevin121312 2016-01-22
I'll watch the clip, but I can't take you seriously if you think he isn't concerned with making money. He pushes bullshit products on his podcast and does hacky comedy to make money.
4 racemic_mixture 2016-01-22
I don't know about this dude saying Rogan doesn't want to make money, but that clip is worth the watch. It's a classic awkward radio moment.
3 Wellshiteinabucket 2016-01-22
He's worth over 20 million. Hitchcliffe could be replaced with 10 other comedian as an opener.
6 kevin121312 2016-01-22
donald trump is a billionaire and he does stupid infomercials (before the presidential run). Trust me, rogan wants to make money.
2 herpacin 2016-01-22
Donald Trump wants notoriety and power, more money doesn't mean shit to Trump unless its Billions.
1 kevin121312 2016-01-22
You don't get notoriety and power by coming up with Trump Steaks, Trump Water and some bullshit real estate school that Sandy Kane enrolled in. He's motivated by money and power.
0 herpacin 2016-01-22
Sure you do. The man is 50% Carney.
1 Wellshiteinabucket 2016-01-22
I don't think he's motivated by it.
1 kevin121312 2016-01-22
Then explain the constant shilling of shit products and even shittier merch
1 Wellshiteinabucket 2016-01-22
So he doesn't have to pay staff out of pocket. Even if you convince me he trys to make money you can't convince me Tony Hinchcliffe is an integral part of this.
1 kevin121312 2016-01-22
If you can't be convinced that he works because of money, then you're retarded and there's no convincing you of anything.
-1 warmDecember 2016-01-22
On point with the diction and punctuation, their voices were in my head for a moment and I thought I had friends :)
2 Buttpudding 2016-01-22
You are that autistic fuck that made the JoeRogan0 sub then shame deleted everything when people didn't sub.
-4 warmDecember 2016-01-22
I only deleted comments that were anti rogan, as per rules of the sub (which were decreed to me in a dream from rogan himself)
You either look through people's comment history for some kind of edge, or memorise usernames and their history on reddit....soooooo....who....is the real "autistic fuck".
You will now be ignored by me for all time, a response I'm sure you are used to and familiar with. Take it easy inbred
3 Buttpudding 2016-01-22
You deleted the whole fucking subreddit when you got mass downvoted for being a spastic fuck.
I tagged you for being said spastic fuck. Go back to jerking off rogan you faggot.
-3 warmDecember 2016-01-22
Nah you've let reality slip away from you I didn't delete shit. Rest of your comment is drivel, oh what am I saying it is all drivel, you're living in a fantasy world my friend.
Just had go let you know you were talking out of your ass real quick, redditors are somewhat retarded and tend to believe any old shit a clown like you might type with one hand while the cock is in the other, so just wanted to set the record straight, now consider yourself banished from my life never to be granted access again
3 racemic_mixture 2016-01-22
He's Ready
2 LONG_SHORTON 2016-01-22
"Throwing kicks in the dark" hahah
2 onemancrimespree 2016-01-22
WELL -- IT WAS VERY CLOSE. THE TIME TO BEAT WAS 2 MINUTES AND 19 SECONDS, YOU GUYS GOT 2 MINUTES -- AND FOURTEEN SECONDS. CONGRATULATIONS, AMY AND JIM! YOU ARE TODAY'S CHAMPIONS. TAMMY, KATHLEEN, IT WAS VERY NICE MEETING BOTH OF YOU AND CONGRATULATIONS ON THE STUNTS YOU COMPLETED EARLIER. TAKE CARE GUYS.
AMY AND JIM, YOU SURVIVED DANGLING FROM THE COATTAILS OF A DRONE, YOU WERE ABLE TO RETRIEVE EVERY SINGLE BAR NAPKIN OF HANDWRITTEN ITALIAN BROAD JOKES, YOU GOT THROUGH SWEARING ON YOUR LIVES, YOU GOT THROUGH BOBBING FOR DELETED SCENES AND DVD EXTRAS, YOU IGNORED ALL TEXT MESSAGES AND PHONE CALLS FROM FRIENDS UNTIL A SCANDAL BROKE OUT, YOU EVADED ALL OBSTACLES, IGNORED ALL QUESTIONS, AND DELUDED ALL LOGIC, -- AND YOU GUYS JUST WON 100 THOUSAND DOLLARS, CONGRATULATIONS, AND EVIDENTLY, SHAME IS NOT A FACTOR FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1 NoCoJay 2016-01-22
Jesus you're a talented fuck... Wow that was funny
45 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-01-22
For a man perpetually in sweatpants, we don't suck norms dick enough around here
15 Wellshiteinabucket 2016-01-22
We work that shaft everytime he comes up. He was only on the show once though.
41 Vargas_Larson 2016-01-22
Yep, and Jimmy rushed him out of the studio to interview some UFC meathead no one gives a fuck about. That was a goddamn travesty.
5 WretchedPotato 2016-01-22
Agreed. Norm was fucking great. Worm ruuuuined everything!
1 SpaceEdge 2016-01-22
It was Brock Lesnar who is a fucking bore when he speaks.
1 Psych555 2016-01-22
I posted a norm clip yesterday...
25 TheDarkFezRises 2016-01-22
Isn't this in reference to a bit one of Joe Rogan's underlings has stolen from Norm?
27 luckbox181 2016-01-22
Yep. Rogan isn't worthy of scrubbing Norm's cum rags, nevermind one of his hanger-on underlings.
11 Jewsus_H_Kike 2016-01-22
Yes. Closeted Homosexual, Tony Hinchcliffe.
7 DianaKurlan10 2016-01-22
Shhhhhh
13 wp9215 2016-01-22
It's in reference to Tony Hinchcliffe stealing one of his bits. here's Norm's bit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBM8XGbVOFs here's Hinchcliffe's https://vid.me/sUZv haven't listened to them yet. Unsure if Norm is being truthful in calling him a thief or trolling.
10 TheBeardedMarxist 2016-01-22
That's a stretch.
20 wp9215 2016-01-22
yeah, i think Norm is trolling because of the Amy thing. There is a similar concept but i wouldn't call it joke theft
10 birdmanisreal 2016-01-22
What a great bit that is from Norm btw.
5 AiCPearlJam 2016-01-22
I saw Norm perform at a Casino shortly after his uncle had committed suicide. He did an hour and twenty of suicide and death jokes/anti-jokes. It was so funny seeing the older folks walk out while the people who understood his humor stayed. We were howlin
10 TheFatMosque 2016-01-22
as much as I despise this Tony person after watching 1.5 minutes of his act, pretty obvious Norm is just trolling.
3 wp9215 2016-01-22
agreed
6 TheFatMosque 2016-01-22
wow Norm is fucking hilarious.
4 herpacin 2016-01-22
Who the fuck is this Tony guy? He is horribad.
5 Anton_Lemieux 2016-01-22
4 CIAshill18081990 2016-01-22
Wow he sucks
1 always-so-maplesyrup 2016-01-22
I dunno if it's coincidence or what but in that same special Tony has a Carlos Mencia joke about thievery
11 Joshua_Goodnaturedly 2016-01-22
Norm is a man who truly doesn't give a fuck about anything.
3 MeteorBlitzkieg 2016-01-22
"It should be Chairman of the BORED!"
6 edgars_teeth 2016-01-22
Norm MacDonald quote: "Amy Schumer is the funniest person in the entire world....not woman, person".
http://www.nbcnews.com/video/norm-macdonald-amy-schumer-is-funniest-person-in-the-world-488480835887
Gotta love Norm. He was trolling the pig way before the plagiarism allegations.
3 CokboyDeluxeJr 2016-01-22
Oddly enough, I don't think Norman was trolling when he said that.
2 edgars_teeth 2016-01-22
We'll have to agree to disagree. He's 100 percent trolling and it's fucking hilarious.
5 CokboyDeluxeJr 2016-01-22
NO!, say I. I will not agree to disagree, I will simply disagree. Now open your mouth and say OINK.
1 shmokayy 2016-01-22
He's totally trolling, if you have seen his podcast he frequently makes jokes like that where he refers to somebody mediocre as the 'funniest person in the world' or 'a great talent'
5 kevin121312 2016-01-22
One of the comments to norm is about that all that's said about tony is that he's a great joke writer and he can't see him stealing a bit.
Rogan is the only person who has said this. He talks this queen up like he's THE roast joke writer. Nobody would've heard of him if it weren't for rogan and the only roast joke writer that I've heard of is Jesse Joyce, who is very funny.
I'd like to hear some other bits that were stolen by "the golden pony."
2 TakesTheWrongSideGuy 2016-01-22
Tony Hingecliff is not funny at all and the last time I heard him on Rogan he kept going puns.
-1 AiCPearlJam 2016-01-22
You've never heard of Jeff Ross but you've heard of Joyce?
4 kevin121312 2016-01-22
He's a performer too, not just a writer
5 CokboyDeluxeJr 2016-01-22
Norm is the funniest man alive. I pick him over Chappelle, Rock, CK, Seinfeld, or anyone else who may have claim to that title.
2 Le_Cookie_Monstre 2016-01-22
I agree, but unlike those you listed, his humor is an acquired taste.
3 Ken__Fresno 2016-01-22
This is probably the only person in comedy who both saw the video and is commenting honestly.
Really, how the fuck can you deny she stole that Wendy Liebman joke? I love CQ, but she didn't steal a "premise," she stole the entire joke word-for-word, down to the delivery. From a beloved older female comic she used to open for. This is a much more obvious case than Dane Cook, for instance.
15 metadinex 2016-01-22
He's talking about Tony Hinchcliffe stealing one of his bits as you will see if you read that tweet in the context of his timeline.
4 Ken__Fresno 2016-01-22
Well fuck me sideways. I stand by the rest of my rant.
6 kevin121312 2016-01-22
Hey gang, parallel thinking. Amiright?
3 hautebird 2016-01-22
He's a legend.
3 chris2webby 2016-01-22
so is he actually being serious, or is this part of his weird comedy?
3 MeteorBlitzkieg 2016-01-22
I used to feel weird that Norm was shilling for KFC. Then I realized why he did it: because it makes bank, and now he doesn't have to take shit from ANYBODY. And since his gig has him in disguise, win win.
2 RahnBayngtin 2016-01-22
Even if out of context, this screenshot needs to be included in Schumer-gate Pt. 2.
You have Marons spiel from WTF, his bit and Amy's bit, Jenny Slate vs Amy, pescatelli saying she got calls from other comics agreeing with her, and this Norm screenshot. Id say we need another example or 2 and we have a pretty decent sequel
15 NicNacAttack 2016-01-22
Ehhh, as much as I want to agree, we should play fair. If Schumergate part deux gets national attention, these comedians will immediately claim that they were taken out of context / edited. At best, the video's credibility (and therefore the whole reason we're doing this) will be scrutinized. At worst, libel?
5 Det_Sipowicz 2016-01-22
Maron just posted on his Twitter that someone took his Schumer audio and re-cut it.
8 drexler57346 2016-01-22
What's funny is that even listening to the edited audio, Jimmy still saw that Maron wasn't accusing her. Great job of editing, doofus.
1 NicNacAttack 2016-01-22
At this point, this one's on Jimmy "Snailtrails" Norton.
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Tsss...yeah I usually go for slaw or sumpthin
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8 drexler57346 2016-01-22
What's funny is that even listening to the edited audio, Jimmy still saw that Maron wasn't accusing her. Great job of editing, doofus.
1 NicNacAttack 2016-01-22
Exactomundo
3 wp9215 2016-01-22
agreed
5 WretchedPotato 2016-01-22
Agreed. Norm was fucking great. Worm ruuuuined everything!
2 edgars_teeth 2016-01-22
We'll have to agree to disagree. He's 100 percent trolling and it's fucking hilarious.
1 SpaceEdge 2016-01-22
It was Brock Lesnar who is a fucking bore when he speaks.
2 Le_Cookie_Monstre 2016-01-22
I agree, but unlike those you listed, his humor is an acquired taste.
1 shmokayy 2016-01-22
He's totally trolling, if you have seen his podcast he frequently makes jokes like that where he refers to somebody mediocre as the 'funniest person in the world' or 'a great talent'