Jim's right though. He wouldn't do well in Europe, not because there's something wrong with them, but because his standup fucking sucks. Is he really proud of 'killing it' in Dayton, Ohio & Tallahassee, Florida? Is he worried there won't be enough Jersey white trash who are true KISS fans over there?
I remember him lambasting Montreal as being an average city with the reasoning that his comedy didn't do well there. One of the only cities in the world that is basically a hybrid of Europe & North America with two languages. No, nothing unique or un-average there because my cornball jokes & excessive blinking didn't slay. I mean Hedberg, Attell, Lewis Black, Patrice, etc kill(ed) there, numerous dudes have made careers out of their performances at Jews for Laughs, but the poor all American renaissance worm feels most safe in the confines of his apple.
He's pretty much as bad as Derosa with his "The audience sucks for not getting me" horseshit.
I'm posting in that room right now and it doesn't seem like he's killing it here either. At least he can still play to the tennessee trailer trash who still don't have the internet and are just now in 2016 coming to terms with the existence of tranny's.
Someone tried to argue with me after he said Jim was in the TOP FIVE of working comedians today. He didn't even mean just his favorites, he literally meant out of every comedian and their fans, careers, etc.
I agree, Mike Ward is an unfunny starfucker. But because you find one comedian from the place unfunny, you find the whole place unfunny? Did you learn your social logic from Ant?
I have never once been to Montreal and not had some douchey encounter with some faggot that's pissed off because I'm spending money in his fucking city without knowing French.
Nah, for euro-americans, french canadians are the least abrasive. Only people sane enough to mate with the native population. That's why they don't all look like Casper.
Let's be honest Jim is great on radio with Ant with one liners, topical discussing, and characters. His standup is horrible I think he recycles the same material every special. There's no surprise now when a peer passes him by. I thought he had a shot of being big when he started on WNEW now he stinks
Agreed, but even his topical stuff is getting old. He isn't as up on current events, or new music and movies. Maybe that just comes from getting older, but I keep hearing "I don't know anything about this story" or "I've never heard that song before" more and more. Then when he chimes in he throws out something like the same old "compare a person to an old movie character" line... "That guy looks like Agent Sheldon in Dog Day Afternoon!"
Is he getting lazy? Out of touch? Just tired of being there?
I always said "Despicable" should have been called Monster Rain 2.0
I remember hearing it for the first time & I honestly thought I accidentally downloaded Monster Rain instead. At least 70% of the material was almost word for word the same!
Yeah dude when I became an avid O&A fan like two and half years ago I tried going back and watching Norton's specials. Just horrible tbh lol, and I was weirded out for thinking that because he's fucking brilliant on-air. Same thing with Artie Lange on Howard and his stand-up.
Ever notice how Jim simultaneously believes that if you won't make Muslim jokes you aren't an edgy comedian and considers himself an edgy comedian but doesn't make Muslim jokes?
Ugh it's so bad how he actually puts that shit in his specials. The worst part is it's not even like it's well thought out jokes, it's presenting the story and them either saying something super sarcastic or making an over the top statement about them being killed by some Arabs.
Its funny how comedians will criticize "corrupt politicians" and "corrupt wall street"and "corrupt cops" that are protected by their buddy buddy relationships.
THen when a famous comic that has treated them well and gave them jobs blatantly steals from smaller, lesser known comedians and goes PC SJW cry bully on 17 year old kids they are there to defend her every step of the way. Its so pathetic.
I think if he left the US and traveled the world a bit, his comedy would improve. He has the money to do so. Right now his world experience seems to be banging whores in Brazil, Montreal Comedy festivals, and performing for troops in a Iraq (which I assume is very similar to performing on a army base in the US). If he got some exposure to other cultures and points of view, it would do him wonders. I mean Bill Burrs comedy improved leaps and bounds after traveling and performing in other countries.
Noone knows Jimmy in Europe. He's not present on TV, he's not present in movies, there's not one youtube video or special that would reach any one but O&A fans.
He's completely right to avoid Europe and embarassment telling trannie jokes infront of half empty club in downtown Gent would innevitably bring.
There's no way his material would go well over here. Dick sucking jokes are hack for a decade now and noone knows who the fuck Sandusky is or whatever headline he used in his latest special noone seen.
He would bomb if he just went up in a random club. But I think in a major city like London he could probably sell one or two nights in a small room. There is probably enough people that have gotten into o&a from hearing Louie and others on the show.
They've shown a couple of his comedy shows and replay Lucky Louie like every 5 years in my country. Doesn't mean much, but it's something.
I think he'd do alright in parts of Europe, not great, not like his contemporaries and that's probably what keeps him stateside. He doesn't want to be a club comic when his friends sell out theatres.
But are you really a true comedian if you need the race baiting to make an audience laugh?
Try a set without any racial references, Jim. Make an audience laugh without them. Then, maybe you won't be scared to visit Europe.
Ted Nugent, Kid Rock and Donald Trump can't be your only audience. Carlin could've given you a solid hour without touching race once if you asked him to.
It's too easy to tickle the racist bone for a laugh. It's downright hacky in 2016. That stuff belonged in the late 90's with Jackass, Punk'd, the NWO and Howard Stern.
How great would it be if one day while he was out on a tour or just a weekend gig, a fire started at his place and all his precious photo's were destroyed and any digital copies he has on a hard drive or flash drive as well. Comes back and nothing else in his place is really badly damaged, just the pictures he obsesses over so much. Bet he'd really become an addict then.
Sensitive group of fairies in here I see. I just wished that his pride and joy pictures would get destroyed, I didn't wish he would get injured or his home, just his faggoty picture collection.
"I won't go to Europe because they hate American comics".
No, every place likes funny comics.
"American comics shit on America to get over".
There are two standard intros in stand up: 'this place sucks', and 'the place I'm from sucks'. Rich Hall and Reginald Hunter built careers in England saying 'you guys are shit and heres why'.
waaaaaaah, i drank a 12 pack when i was 17 now i need to PREACH to every motherfucker within earshot how HELPLESS i am and a SLAVE to my addictions... what a whiny little faggoty bitch.
I read once he's selling tickets for 100$, so why would he be interested in doing anything else but to rip off bunch of dummy jizzbag ona left over fans
He's barely doing well in the US why would he do well in Europe. No one outside of O&A fans know who he is, and even his fans are growing tired of his one trick pony act.
If you look at Burr, CK, Vos or Bobby they have all had progression in their lives and in their acts. Jimmy does spots and goes on the radio, his life has been the same for a decade. His fans grew up and they naughty pee pee jokes and tranny jokes are no longer shocking or funny.
He hasnt grown as an "artist" the way just about every other comic has
Reading that gave me a twitch in my right eye. Amy could hire Norton to be her personal pet for a year and literally walk him around with a leash and he still wouldnt be even approaching Opie's level of awfulness. Take it back TheDarkFezRises
Jimmy might be a worm, but he is not unfunny or a hack. Don't try to blow his candle out just to make yours seem brighter. Now run along back to your cube.
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38 Jarvismcjigglestein 2016-01-22
Jim's right though. He wouldn't do well in Europe, not because there's something wrong with them, but because his standup fucking sucks. Is he really proud of 'killing it' in Dayton, Ohio & Tallahassee, Florida? Is he worried there won't be enough Jersey white trash who are true KISS fans over there?
I remember him lambasting Montreal as being an average city with the reasoning that his comedy didn't do well there. One of the only cities in the world that is basically a hybrid of Europe & North America with two languages. No, nothing unique or un-average there because my cornball jokes & excessive blinking didn't slay. I mean Hedberg, Attell, Lewis Black, Patrice, etc kill(ed) there, numerous dudes have made careers out of their performances at Jews for Laughs, but the poor all American renaissance worm feels most safe in the confines of his apple.
He's pretty much as bad as Derosa with his "The audience sucks for not getting me" horseshit.
12 PeckaSucka 2016-01-22
Not just Europe, Jim won't do well anywhere that isn't a room full of OnA fans.
4 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-01-22
I'm posting in that room right now and it doesn't seem like he's killing it here either. At least he can still play to the tennessee trailer trash who still don't have the internet and are just now in 2016 coming to terms with the existence of tranny's.
3 ContentBotHZ54K 2016-01-22
"but the poor all American renaissance worm feels most safe in the confines of his apple."
Just highlighting this line for it's brilliance.
1 WiretapStudios 2016-01-22
Someone tried to argue with me after he said Jim was in the TOP FIVE of working comedians today. He didn't even mean just his favorites, he literally meant out of every comedian and their fans, careers, etc.
-1 bouras 2016-01-22
To be fair, besides Mike Ward and a few others, Quebec comics suck. Most of them go to school to be comics.
3 Jarvismcjigglestein 2016-01-22
I think Mike Ward sucks, but Wormy shit on the city as a whole, not just the comedy scene.
I think Norm Macdonald is from Quebec City at least.
3 victorias_secretions 2016-01-22
Norm MacDonald is from there, you asshat.
I agree, Mike Ward is an unfunny starfucker. But because you find one comedian from the place unfunny, you find the whole place unfunny? Did you learn your social logic from Ant?
3 OldGearJammer 2016-01-22
Asshat is right, it's Norm Macdonald.
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3 Pacinos_Wig-V4 2016-01-22
French Canadians in general suck. Every encounter I've had with them on vacation in Maine or the Carribean makes me wish we'd glass Quebec.
1 TheFatMosque 2016-01-22
I have never once been to Montreal and not had some douchey encounter with some faggot that's pissed off because I'm spending money in his fucking city without knowing French.
-1 bouras 2016-01-22
Nah, for euro-americans, french canadians are the least abrasive. Only people sane enough to mate with the native population. That's why they don't all look like Casper.
28 MilesDavisRose 2016-01-22
Let's be honest Jim is great on radio with Ant with one liners, topical discussing, and characters. His standup is horrible I think he recycles the same material every special. There's no surprise now when a peer passes him by. I thought he had a shot of being big when he started on WNEW now he stinks
3 silks322 2016-01-22
Agreed, but even his topical stuff is getting old. He isn't as up on current events, or new music and movies. Maybe that just comes from getting older, but I keep hearing "I don't know anything about this story" or "I've never heard that song before" more and more. Then when he chimes in he throws out something like the same old "compare a person to an old movie character" line... "That guy looks like Agent Sheldon in Dog Day Afternoon!"
Is he getting lazy? Out of touch? Just tired of being there?
2 Moxson4 2016-01-22
I always said "Despicable" should have been called Monster Rain 2.0 I remember hearing it for the first time & I honestly thought I accidentally downloaded Monster Rain instead. At least 70% of the material was almost word for word the same!
1 gardenhoser205 2016-01-22
Yeah dude when I became an avid O&A fan like two and half years ago I tried going back and watching Norton's specials. Just horrible tbh lol, and I was weirded out for thinking that because he's fucking brilliant on-air. Same thing with Artie Lange on Howard and his stand-up.
17 PeckaSucka 2016-01-22
Ever notice how Jim simultaneously believes that if you won't make Muslim jokes you aren't an edgy comedian and considers himself an edgy comedian but doesn't make Muslim jokes?
1 aidspiss 2016-01-22
No, never noticed that.
15 stompedcake 2016-01-22
TELL US HOW YOU REALLY FEEL tssss
11 seriousxm 2016-01-22
his new tranny and bull prep material is gonna blow your mind.
3 wwmarcww 2016-01-22
don't forget his topical humor that is completely outdated by the time his specials come out. How about that Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky?!?!?
7 PeckaSucka 2016-01-22
Ugh it's so bad how he actually puts that shit in his specials. The worst part is it's not even like it's well thought out jokes, it's presenting the story and them either saying something super sarcastic or making an over the top statement about them being killed by some Arabs.
1 TheFatMosque 2016-01-22
well, sometimes they get AIDS so that's also cool
10 wilfguy13 2016-01-22
Its funny how comedians will criticize "corrupt politicians" and "corrupt wall street"and "corrupt cops" that are protected by their buddy buddy relationships.
THen when a famous comic that has treated them well and gave them jobs blatantly steals from smaller, lesser known comedians and goes PC SJW cry bully on 17 year old kids they are there to defend her every step of the way. Its so pathetic.
3 wwmarcww 2016-01-22
I think if he left the US and traveled the world a bit, his comedy would improve. He has the money to do so. Right now his world experience seems to be banging whores in Brazil, Montreal Comedy festivals, and performing for troops in a Iraq (which I assume is very similar to performing on a army base in the US). If he got some exposure to other cultures and points of view, it would do him wonders. I mean Bill Burrs comedy improved leaps and bounds after traveling and performing in other countries.
7 DoubleGuns 2016-01-22
You're right, Nana, it did improve "leaps and bounds".
1 wwmarcww 2016-01-22
yea... that did sound grandmotherly
3 Xamtor 2016-01-22
Noone knows Jimmy in Europe. He's not present on TV, he's not present in movies, there's not one youtube video or special that would reach any one but O&A fans.
He's completely right to avoid Europe and embarassment telling trannie jokes infront of half empty club in downtown Gent would innevitably bring.
There's no way his material would go well over here. Dick sucking jokes are hack for a decade now and noone knows who the fuck Sandusky is or whatever headline he used in his latest special noone seen.
2 phza784 2016-01-22
He would bomb if he just went up in a random club. But I think in a major city like London he could probably sell one or two nights in a small room. There is probably enough people that have gotten into o&a from hearing Louie and others on the show.
1 fervt 2016-01-22
They've shown a couple of his comedy shows and replay Lucky Louie like every 5 years in my country. Doesn't mean much, but it's something.
I think he'd do alright in parts of Europe, not great, not like his contemporaries and that's probably what keeps him stateside. He doesn't want to be a club comic when his friends sell out theatres.
0 Anarox 2016-01-22
The reaction would be, oh he likes to have Intercourse with transsexuals. So where is das joke? They don't get easily shocked by sexual humor
-1 TriangleDimes 2016-01-22
He can't go over to Europe because so many people are already as degenerate as he is.
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3 victorias_secretions 2016-01-22
But are you really a true comedian if you need the race baiting to make an audience laugh?
Try a set without any racial references, Jim. Make an audience laugh without them. Then, maybe you won't be scared to visit Europe.
Ted Nugent, Kid Rock and Donald Trump can't be your only audience. Carlin could've given you a solid hour without touching race once if you asked him to.
It's too easy to tickle the racist bone for a laugh. It's downright hacky in 2016. That stuff belonged in the late 90's with Jackass, Punk'd, the NWO and Howard Stern.
2 silks322 2016-01-22
Hoo hoo! I invented race baiting!
2 faustok 2016-01-22
orove yourself ya dip
2 DaveNone 2016-01-22
How great would it be if one day while he was out on a tour or just a weekend gig, a fire started at his place and all his precious photo's were destroyed and any digital copies he has on a hard drive or flash drive as well. Comes back and nothing else in his place is really badly damaged, just the pictures he obsesses over so much. Bet he'd really become an addict then.
2 Neil_deGrass_Cumia 2016-01-22
what if he has backups on google drive?
2 DaveNone 2016-01-22
I'm sure he's backed up on a few trannies peckahs but not sure if he did it on a google drive.
1 DaveNone 2016-01-22
Sensitive group of fairies in here I see. I just wished that his pride and joy pictures would get destroyed, I didn't wish he would get injured or his home, just his faggoty picture collection.
2 Nulltor 2016-01-22
"I won't go to Europe because they hate American comics".
No, every place likes funny comics.
"American comics shit on America to get over".
There are two standard intros in stand up: 'this place sucks', and 'the place I'm from sucks'. Rich Hall and Reginald Hunter built careers in England saying 'you guys are shit and heres why'.
1 red_eleven 2016-01-22
Yep. Jim's stand up sucks. PECKAHS!
1 dakkar1 2016-01-22
waaaaaaah, i drank a 12 pack when i was 17 now i need to PREACH to every motherfucker within earshot how HELPLESS i am and a SLAVE to my addictions... what a whiny little faggoty bitch.
1 CelticSabbath 2016-01-22
Jimmy said he's coming to Australia soon. Let's see if that eventuates. If it does, I have a VD riddled tranny mate I could introduce to the Worm.
1 TheFatMosque 2016-01-22
Hezbollah doesn't have a presence in Pakistan, sir.
1 check_checkerson 2016-01-22
I read once he's selling tickets for 100$, so why would he be interested in doing anything else but to rip off bunch of dummy jizzbag ona left over fans
1 chrissurra 2016-01-22
He's barely doing well in the US why would he do well in Europe. No one outside of O&A fans know who he is, and even his fans are growing tired of his one trick pony act.
If you look at Burr, CK, Vos or Bobby they have all had progression in their lives and in their acts. Jimmy does spots and goes on the radio, his life has been the same for a decade. His fans grew up and they naughty pee pee jokes and tranny jokes are no longer shocking or funny.
He hasnt grown as an "artist" the way just about every other comic has
-1 TheDarkFezRises 2016-01-22
Worse than Opie.
6 IggysGlove 2016-01-22
That's ridiculous.
2 TunesianKnifeFighter 2016-01-22
Reading that gave me a twitch in my right eye. Amy could hire Norton to be her personal pet for a year and literally walk him around with a leash and he still wouldnt be even approaching Opie's level of awfulness. Take it back TheDarkFezRises
-1 TheDarkFezRises 2016-01-22
You're in the first stage - denial.
-1 iamheatingup 2016-01-22
And you are hopefully in the last stage of aids.
-5 Mantis_Toboggan369 2016-01-22
Jimmy might be a worm, but he is not unfunny or a hack. Don't try to blow his candle out just to make yours seem brighter. Now run along back to your cube.
1 TheFatMosque 2016-01-22
well, sometimes they get AIDS so that's also cool