Joke stealing isn't a criminal offense, albeit she can be sued. But you're totally right. The privilege stems from "Amy Schumer" actually being a product owned and sold by powerful media companies. If its diminished, it reduces the value of future movies/specials that agents and studio owners are getting a cut from. So they'll defend it vigorously.
This is honestly the worst thing I've heard about her. There's no need for someone with a "get out of jail free" name to be stealing shit. If you're that connected, you, or your family, has money. Bullshit attention-seeking rich girl crime. Now she has the audacity to preach to everyone else on how to be a better person. No insensitive jokes or slutshaming! Fuck you.
Remember when she used to do OnA and she said that she thinks she's a distant cousin of Chuck Schumer or related some way. I would love for someone to find this clip, because that's how I remember it.
I disagree. If its like your brother or sisters kid you definitely do. Plus he knew it would put Amy in debt so he could use her if he ever needed to. Which he did for the gun shit.
Maybe, but my bigger point is that they were A LOT closer than she admitted to. She knew that if she said "yeah, we're really close" people would look into it more. She's a complete liar.
That's what white privelege is. That's why you never see white people ever arrested for stealing because we get this treatment like Amy did. oohhhh wait...that's not right at all.
You don't get arrested if your cousin is a powerful senator and a corrupt mother fucker. There we go.
1:jewish
2:whites
3:black
4:Hispanics
5: Other minorities
In that order when it comes to privilege in America, at times black people seem to get more power than whites when it comes to positive media attention, but you can never get to that number one spot.
I don't mean day to day people, it's not race thing, just when comparing famous people. It's not a giant conspiracy, just within that business and withing in the media. I would be a hypocrite if I started generalizing entire populations of people.
Not even just a thief, she would bring the goods back to get money. She was running a criminal gang with her sister with a modus operandi in how to scam money out of stores. As if I couldn't dislike her any more
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44 PacinoWig 2016-01-21
This is what real privilege looks like. Shit, even Winona Ryder got probation when she got arrested 15 or so years ago.
3 Aemon12 2016-01-21
Joke stealing isn't a criminal offense, albeit she can be sued. But you're totally right. The privilege stems from "Amy Schumer" actually being a product owned and sold by powerful media companies. If its diminished, it reduces the value of future movies/specials that agents and studio owners are getting a cut from. So they'll defend it vigorously.
2 ChicagoRay 2016-01-21
You do realize the article is about her actually shoplifting...
1 Aemon12 2016-01-21
Point taken. It appears quite misplaced.
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0 stinkskc 2016-01-21
Those cops knew who they work for. Police are such goons
34 AmberBeard 2016-01-21
Alternative headline: Admitted Rapist and Thief Saved by Nepotism.
24 pitstained 2016-01-21
This is honestly the worst thing I've heard about her. There's no need for someone with a "get out of jail free" name to be stealing shit. If you're that connected, you, or your family, has money. Bullshit attention-seeking rich girl crime. Now she has the audacity to preach to everyone else on how to be a better person. No insensitive jokes or slutshaming! Fuck you.
5 kevin121312 2016-01-21
Remember when she used to do OnA and she said that she thinks she's a distant cousin of Chuck Schumer or related some way. I would love for someone to find this clip, because that's how I remember it.
2 PeckaSucka 2016-01-21
I don't know what clip it was but she talked about how that's her relative and that he's a complete dick and they've only talked like once or twice.
3 kevin121312 2016-01-21
Yeah, when you only talk to someone once or twice, you don't get them out of a grand larceny charge. She's a good actress, I'll give her that.
3 PeckaSucka 2016-01-21
I disagree. If its like your brother or sisters kid you definitely do. Plus he knew it would put Amy in debt so he could use her if he ever needed to. Which he did for the gun shit.
2 kevin121312 2016-01-21
Maybe, but my bigger point is that they were A LOT closer than she admitted to. She knew that if she said "yeah, we're really close" people would look into it more. She's a complete liar.
1 PeckaSucka 2016-01-21
maybe
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1 stinkskc 2016-01-21
That's a real quanspiracy!
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16 mikestl1988 2016-01-21
Remember the tribe sticks together
12 QuantumTabby 2016-01-21
That's what white privelege is. That's why you never see white people ever arrested for stealing because we get this treatment like Amy did. oohhhh wait...that's not right at all.
You don't get arrested if your cousin is a powerful senator and a corrupt mother fucker. There we go.
1 Skafia 2016-01-21
*uncle
6 [deleted] 2016-01-21
Can someone get the court records?
49 K1bbler 2016-01-21
I don't think they keep records at the food court.
2 cottonsweatpants 2016-01-21
Roland is a repeat offender, what's that?
6 onemancrimespree 2016-01-21
What about involuntary manslaughter? "Ask her about the pizza shop window"
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0 axeheadroad 2016-01-21
What?
6 ApevonTarskin 2016-01-21
White privileged bitch.
5 Wsallgood 2016-01-21
What a white girl crime.
4 Anarox 2016-01-21
It goes:
1:jewish 2:whites 3:black 4:Hispanics 5: Other minorities
In that order when it comes to privilege in America, at times black people seem to get more power than whites when it comes to positive media attention, but you can never get to that number one spot.
I don't mean day to day people, it's not race thing, just when comparing famous people. It's not a giant conspiracy, just within that business and withing in the media. I would be a hypocrite if I started generalizing entire populations of people.
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4 Nickbennettc 2016-01-21
I like Amy but this actually lends credence to the idea that she would steal jokes. She's an admitted thief. "Oh I'd never steal jokes"
Well you're a proven thief. It also shows really questionable morals. Hard to side with her when this is taken into consideration.
7 OceanRacoon 2016-01-21
Not even just a thief, she would bring the goods back to get money. She was running a criminal gang with her sister with a modus operandi in how to scam money out of stores. As if I couldn't dislike her any more
4 DeShot 2016-01-21
I fucking hate people who steal. A cunt I dated used to steal and I can't explain the pleasure I felt when I saw she had finally been arrested.
Tss, someone throw a pecka on my face or somtin.
3 kevin121312 2016-01-21
This should've been WAY bigger news.
3 ApevonTarskin 2016-01-21
She told the judge she was playing a Republican privileged white girl and he let her off scotfree.
3 Vargas_Larson 2016-01-21
Holy fuck, she's related to that Schumer? Makes sense, but wow that's surprising.
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2 DaveNone 2016-01-21
The most disturbing thing in that article was this "PHOTOS: Amy Schumer Transforms Into Princess Leia For Sexy GQ Cover — Plus, See Her Bikini Bod"
I vomited and had cold chills for almost an hour after I read that. God knows what would have happened had I actually clicked the link.
2 runnerup82 2016-01-21
You know what they say fellas. Steal a shoe one day, steal a joke the next.
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1 OpieRadioBot 2016-01-21
Now im pissed.
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1 [deleted] 2016-01-21
Intellectual property, you have none Amy.
1 CelticSabbath 2016-01-21
Stop stealing my cock in your arse while I've knocked you out.
1 myRrribz 2016-01-21
What a fawkin peesa gahbage.
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1 CameronConnor 2016-01-21
She's a kike.
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