Petition to ReName Amy Schumer, MushShoom
0 2016-01-21 by shmigshmog
Because her texture, I'd imagine, is mushy. And shoom is the first syllable of her last name. And she's a parasitic fungus that survives on the detritus of has-been female comics.
0 2016-01-21 by shmigshmog
Because her texture, I'd imagine, is mushy. And shoom is the first syllable of her last name. And she's a parasitic fungus that survives on the detritus of has-been female comics.
4 comments
3 K1bbler 2016-01-21
I thought it was because her belly fat hangs over the waist of her jeans giving the appearance of a mushroom.
1 shmigshmog 2016-01-21
Clearly this works on many levels.
1 amaral69 2016-01-21
I like where you're going, but Miss Piggy is just easier and to the point.
1 PeckaSucka 2016-01-21
Pretty sure Schu would be the first syallable of her name and mer would be the second. So you should be naming her MushShoo, which makes no sense and you stink.