Here's a thought - the best and the brightest people on this board are at work at 3pm during the week. Also, everyone (including you) got a last minute heads up about Amy being on, so those that were working didn't have a chance to even try and carve out the 20 mins needed to call and stay on the line.

You, on the other hand, have had good questions about Amy tweeted at you for days now. And you relayed none of them. No one expects you to be Gwen Ifill here but, for fuck's sake, you could have shown the slightest bit of backbone and maybe relayed some of those points.

Gwen Ifill

Is on PBS' NewsHour, saving you knuckleheads from googling.

Thank you for your service.

nudes?

Jim, comment?

/u/TheRealJimNorton comment?

There won't be any comment from him here.

He's only willing to comment in an environment where he controls the conversation and has the benefit of more participating voices on his side.

Sadly I believe you may be right.

And none of us have Sirius XM since we aren't truckers. That was really bold of Amy to go on a 1 hour show last second and answer "any" question since no one even knew she was on until after it was over.

We're a bunch of pussies and Amy and Jim showed us with their stealth QnA show.

No one knew she was on your show because no one listens to your show, retard.

This. If a bitch gets smacked in a mcmansion with no periscope to broadcast it does it really happen?

That question is nuanced and not black and white enough for a precise answer. It's like trying to pinpoint where Joe Derosa's neck ends and his shoulders start.

Something something shotgun

Well, it's definitely not black

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Jim is probably so enraged that he can't private message you with his usual "noname coward" bullshit and then block you. This sub has to be aggravating for baby boy.

I'm a fan of Jim but he's being such a winky.

I truly don't think anyone here sits and listens to his advice show

Jim fit in perfectly on O&A (and we were lucky got him to be a part of the show for all those years) but unfortunately for him his talent spreads thin otherwise.

Bruuuuuuutal...I like it

Shouldn't you be thanking the place for booking such a big guest for you?

She's a friend of the showww

He really should, it made ign news and even spoke about the jim norton advice show.

I cant wait until Amy does her routine of how her & her cousin would run down in their basement to play "Beast Drizzle"

You mean that street joke that's been on urban dictionary since 1984?

1980?!??! ..4

Sammay, what year did Jimbo play monster rain? FAWKK EIGHTY-FOUR?

A rite-aid?!?!?

Love the Scorch call back. Good boy.

this gave me a good chortling, I'll tell you.

Jesus Christ that is brilliant man. Cackled like a schoolgirl and upvoted. Peckas

Meh, jim will still defend amy. Even if she did his act word for word, i doubt he would say a bad thing about her. Just in the hopes of smelling her rancid twat as she shit on his chest.

This nigga!

Oh shut it, worm. Everything that needed to be said has been said here. Succinctly. No one needs to call in and be trampled on by two defensive, disingenuous dopes on their home turf. We get that you are trying desperately to get another spot on the cutting-room floor for Trainwreck 2, but don't pretend this is some type of victory for you.

This is a pretty good answer. Why give up the high ground and put ourselves in a two on one phoner. I've watched enough clips of OnA to learn that callers never win arguments regardless of their position. Clearly Amy reads reddit, she was quoting (stealing) users' arguments against us. So does Jim. Using the fact that it was written and not verbalized as a way to avoid responding is just a cop-out.

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We have jobs.

What do you do for a living character?

I'm Paul R. Nelson.

Your mom

How's she doing?

She's dead.

WHAT HAPPENED?

She was 90. Flipped her Vette.

That clutch popping whore got what she deserved.

She was getting roadhead.

She sure was.

YA KIDDIN!

Must be why she didn't move that much.

Fawkin good one Cumia.

Oh no no no, she's not dead, come on.

Oh Lady Di....

Got our containers of coffee and our secret message board trolling on the side.

And buttered rolls.

I believe Amy. Her explanations were logical. Hell, she even took a call about guns. And agreed with the caller. I'm more interested to know how Opie jim and anthony felt about that slow zoom photo at the end of the video. Poor opie.

Your phone gave out bro. What's that?

Yeah sorry I didn't run out of work to call a radio show with 20 minutes notice.

Exactly let me explain to my boss that I can't meet with him in 10 minutes because I have to argue with two people about the ethics of joke thievery over the phone

It's what Patrice would have wanted, don't you understand?!

Jim, comment?

You should have made time for it. Im sure your manager would understand if you just calmly explained that you have an opportunity to have it out with The Shooms herself

To be fair no one listens live to O&J, let alone your advice show

I don't think anyone was afraid to express themselves to the legendary wordsmith Amy Schumer. I think everyone was at school or at work.

or drunk or in jail

Yes, let's not forget u/carribbeanjimmy

'e dooan dat teem afta de creeem

I listen live faggot.

Then why didn't YOU call in, Mr. Tough Question?

Jim, listen, I love you, but I could barely sit through the self-serving drivel that was 40 minutes of that advice show. I had no reason to live, let alone call in after the back-patting festival this afternoon.

This whole thread is like a reverse AMA for that stupid cocksucker.

Why'd you block the guy who tweeted you the "Trainwreck 2: Tokyo Drift" joke?

He doesn't go for that sort of humor.

Because he wanted to do what the producers will end up doing to him in final cut.

JIM: Why didn't you guys call in? [Acting like there isn't a plethora of questions available in any of these threads to bring up while acting like people actually listen to his show.]

He didn't want to burn any bridges by asking tough questions. He wanted us to do it for him.

He needed us that day.

Reddit: You didn't need me! Jim: I kinda did.

Reddit says odd shit to people

You say odd shit to people, dude.

We aren't that close

I find it funny that he actually feels the need to defend his friend - its obvious as shit that joke-stealing video was bullshit. We just like to have fun and laugh, and we aren't getting that from OnJ.

If he actually paid attention here he would notice the star of the video was the Bald Opie pic, Amy Schumer stealing jokes takes a backseat to that gem. Address that on your 'Advice' show, Jim.

It had some weight, you have to admit. But to say she Mencia'ed all of it may be a stretch.

She is fat.

And old

Over 20 minutes? WOW!!!

Your "advice" show is boring. I listened to it one and a half times....half way through the 2nd time, I realized its the same shit over and over again. I do not even bother listening to your advice show(or Opie's show either), but come here for the humor. I check out Opies show maybe once a month, and it sucks worse each time. But at least you get money.

I personally do not even give enough shit to bother calling in to a show for this nonsense. But it sure seems to irritate the fuck out of you. I really find it funny that you claim on some days that the "haters" mean nothing to you, yet on other days you come here and smash the shit here. So it obviously means something to you.

Have fun sitting there across from Opie, you stupid fuck. Your entire fucking career has been riding on the success of others. You sit there across from a narcissistic asshole every day, and it drives you nuts that he is a humorless POS. Your other free ride from this whole mess allegedly strangled the junkie whore daughter of a friend of yours. Now you are sucking up Amy Schumers asshole. You pathetic fuck. I could say I lost all respect for you....which I have...but it would not matter coming from an anonymous ZERO like me, right? Then again, if you found out my real name, you immediately would try to find something to hold against me....you said you have done so today. Fuck you Norton. Try being successful on your own talent someday. I would not hold my breath on that though.

That's how I want to spend my Wednesday afternoon, grilling two fundamentally unlovable cock sockets on a toll free advice line.

Yeah, I'd rather do it on reddit, like a gentleman

No one listens to your dumb show twat

THIS! Most of us will not put ourselves through that shit. The show is not worth listening to, hasn't been, and will not be

When will Anthony be on?

When the AC unit breaks down

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How's that Vice show going?

Season 2 is already in the can! By which of course I mean the trash can.

Boo...

Its on IFC now. So even less people have a chance to ignore it.

IFC used to be an amazing channel, one summer in my teens I would stay up until 4 am to watch The Blind Swordsman movies. They used to play obscure, wonderful movies with no commercials. That channel is trash now. Portlandia is ok tho.

Whitest Kids U Know ruled

Zatoichi is my nigga, nigga

Portlandia is not ok. Portlandia is fucking garbage.

Nah, it's ok.

Faggot.

I wonder if hes gonna make more self depricating 'i cant beleive im wearing a shirt with buttons on it!!! SO UNCOMFORTABLE ROFTL ' Jokes

blink blink blink

People would call, if you actually had any listeners.

Sorry Jim don't need to talk to Amy, how about you do an AMA and HONESTLY answer some questions about you, your radio partner, your future plans and explain the disappearance of the fun Jim Norton, he was here two years ago what the fuck happened?

He'll just skip over all the good questions like last time anyway

Sorry I was at work actually doing shit, not demanding every person who uses mouth wash get on a 12 step program.

Your show stinks and I don't like it.

Sorry Jim, nobody here listens to your shitty show. WTF would anybody want to take advice from a self righteous moron like you?

"Oh you want to quit smoking because it sets a bad example for your kids? I always replace a habit with a new interest. How about you pay trannies to piss in your mouth "

Amy Schumer's official feminist role model guide: how to succeed as a woman in the entertainment industry!

Volume III: Responding to criticism

-Get hit with a shit storm of criticism.

-Instead of confronting the criticism directly, choose to respond by answering questions on an obscure advice show most people arent even aware exists.

-Don't promote or have your appearance on the show announced until the show is already underway.

-Allow people to call in directly and confront you but only on this particular show.

-Get your friend to act miffed that nobody called in to confront an unannounced guest on an obscure show running at 3 in the afternoon on a wednesday.

-Make sure the pontificating polychaete implies people didn't call in out of incompetance/cowardice, instead of acknowledging that most people are in work/school at 3 in the afternoon on a weekday, and are therefore not able to make a lengthy phonecall in order to confront a guest they didn't know would be appearing on an advice show they didn't even know existed.

-Now that your friend has given his entire show to you on a whim, forget that he friend exists.

-Preach your political views as if they are the thing that got you popular, when actually it was mocking other people and making jokes about your vagina.

-Get mad at other people for making jokes about your vagina.

-Rehash the material of women you used to open for because being a hack is much more respectable than being a joke thief.

-Close with urban dictionary.

You had me at 'polychaete.'

or, since YOU are the one who wants to pretend to be an interviewer, how about YOU ask her the "tough questions"? No, you won't do that, because then she won't give you another 10 second scene in one of her piece of shit movies that eventually gets cut out anyway.

You posted here that your advice show was on. You didn't say anything about Amy being on. And since we obviously don't listen to your pile of shit channel, how were we supposed to know Amy was going to be there? And on 20 minutes notice, no less? Oh, come on Worm. You're better than that.

No he's not.

I have a job, stupid. It was your responsibility to call her out, not ours.

You wriggled out of your apple to say this? I didn't even know you had a show today.

lmao @ "wriggled out of your apple"

It really isn't about Amy at this point Jim, it's just fun to fuck with people. Before you think that any of us not calling in means that we're all pussies hiding behind computers, realize that it's just about seeing the world burn. Nothing more.

also about not knowing or caring when the advice show is on. go to a meeting. really deep / we fucking heard you.

I could be wrong, but I'm guessing that nobody called because nobody listens to your shit "advice show", Jimmy.

Defend the fat pig all you want in the hope she'll throw you a few scraps. Just remember that people who loved your stuff think you're a big fraud now.

Meh. I was sleeping it off. Overdid it a bit on the cocaine and I jerked off for hours. I mean....HOURS. The skin got so raw that it felt like I was wearing a condom. But I wasn't.

I work nights, faggot. And quite frankly I (and I suspect most of the members of this sub) don't care enough about Amy Schumer, Jim Norton or any of this horseshit to call in. Understand, shitbird, that the people on this sub are lazy and just in it for the laughs. It doesn't take any effort to post photoshops and mock you for being an out-of-touch cunt. Everyone comes on here, has a chuckle, smokes a bowl, drains their cum into a tube sock, and gets to bed because they have a job to go to in the morning.

Short answer? Nobody called because as soon as you are mocked for being an isolated, joyless creep who has watched all of his openers shoot past him in the industry....we all have a chuckle and go to sleep. It's over for us. You are the one who wakes up in a rage every day, wondering where it all went wrong. We aren't calling in because we're having enough fun over here....and we don't need you dragging it down with your addiction talk.

PS: Black Sabbath is like the 37th best musical acts of their era. Grow the fuck up and stop dressing like someone from "Heavy Metal Parking Lot". Or...maybe you WERE in that documentary, and you were cut from that too?

Smashed.

Nigga I think you're hilarious and I still wouldn't listen to that corny ass advice show. Also, fuck Opie.

Dear Jim,

SHET UP. Your show isn't interesting, I'm working (at least in theory) and why should I listen to someone who has already "confessed" that her time on O and A was an act? I don't need to hear from you or her that she didn't steal jokes when I can see it myself.

As for the censoring, ok. Maybe your show doesn't have a delay, but O&J has a 3-7 minute delay, and your partner uses it to save his ass REGULARLY. Also, you stink as an interviewer. At least I don't need to see those blinky fucking eyes with Sirius, though.

Seriously, Jim, take your bullshit outrage and shove it up your partner's ass. You have zero credibility left.

We don't want to talk to you or to her. We're heterosexual men.

Is that why you blocked me on Twitter? Because you are all about letting us speak our minds? I don't even care enough about Amy to bash her, all I did was call you out on being a hypocrite. You said we shouldn't have a national debate about a celebrity/fan interaction then I pointed out that you have done just that. I check my Twitter this morning and Mr. Free speech Jim Norton had banned me. I know that you are either not gonna answer or find an angle on it. It honestly doesn't matter to me just be funny on the radio like you have been. On a personal note I lost a ton of respect for you but alas I'm sure you don't care about that.

don't feel bad, I got blocked for writing "Oh pontificating Jim"

I'm non-confrontational and don't really care about this. It's just entertainment fo-da-sub.

ME: I did call, and talked to her. I still don't know if she stole or not, burp but she did acquit herself nicely by addressing it head-on sniff This one's tough, it's fucking BRUTAL.

Hey, I guess at the end of the day everyone's a critic, right, gang?

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Jim, I know she's your friend and everything. But wow, lately she's been on a tear. "I was playing a racist Republican." "Hillary is a badass." "Here's my fat rolls in black and white because I'm the face of feminism now and I'm so brave."

Not to mention she did rip off comics. Sure, it's debatable that she was influenced by good material and took it and ran with it. But that just shows she isn't a good comic, rising to fame off the originality of others.

She is another snake in the industry who piggybacked off others and now that she's famous, she's a disgusting liberal mouthpiece for her masters.

Everything Patrice—the antisellout—preached against.

Bringing up Patrice to shame him is kind of low dude.

Shame him? What?

True. But he's not WRONG.

Nah, we mostly do what the fuck we like, not what you want us to do.

I found out far too late. I just checked the page an hour ago. Been too busy waxin my fuckin peckah

You maybe should have mentioned she was on the show in your post. Most people here don't listen to your show.

Most people don't listen to your show.*

This thread has more responses than a years worth of his call-in show.

People don't listen to your show. *

What else is there to say? The joke theft evidence is out there, and you either bring it up or you don't. Why do you need one of us to start the conversation for you?

Jim, we love you, but this isn't worth it for you. Amy wisely hitched her wagon to the wave of gender/feminism obsessed dykes and "celebrities", and it worked. Being her white knight in shining armor is lame, and isn't going to help you or her. You know why no one on here called into your show, you know that you've lost a ton of listeners over the last couple of years so no one was privy to your special celebrity guest or gave enough of a shit to bother calling. There are a lot of comedians out there. Most of us on here aren't mad enough to argue about her "thievery". We'll just pass her by and listen to another comedian. Hopefully one that doesn't get upset about being called a ho, even though she gleefully told a story, on a national radio show, about getting finger popped by a cab driver.

Jimmy you're a douchebag who is so desperate for acceptance among celebrities that you are making excuses for your one contact into the rarified air of Hollywood. You saw the videos and you know damn well that fat pig stole those jokes. 10 years ago you would have called her on it. Now you are just so in need of some acceptance in Hollywood that you are selling your soul. You're on Bob Levy's level now.

You pandered to her and fawned all over her on your show. What makes her idiotic opinion of politics so amazing? The fact that she sucked up to Clinton and Obama? That qualifies her to voice her opinion on shit as if it matters and people need to hear it?

Old Jimmy would have called her out for being a cunt and not being able to take a joke when that kid made his remark on twitter. But new improved pussified Jimmy actually defended her and made it seem like the kid did something wrong. Jackass.

But never fear, Amy Schumer's fall will be faster than her rise, her show sucks, ratings for it suck and her movie was barely a hit. So she isn't long for mainstream success. And she'll fall back to your level. I just hope that fat body of hers doesn't crush anyone on the way down.

My final word on you is....You stink and I don't like you.

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RAAAAMMMMOOONNNNNEEEE GET THIS SELF RIGHTEOUS AIDS PATIENT A STARBUCKS TO PONTIFICATE HIS MINDLESS DRECK.

RAAAAAMMMMOOONNNEEE SHOW THIS DYING TURTLE TO A MEETING.

RAAAAAMMMMOOONNNEEE CUT POWDER OUT OF A FILM WHERE EVEN DAN SODER AND BLOB KELLY GOT IN.

RAAAAMMMOOONNEEE TALK ABOUT HOW PUSSIFIED PEOPLE ARE EVEN THOUGH QUESTIONS ARE ALWAYS BROUGHT UP BUT THEN BLOCKED ON TWITTER.

RAAAAMMMOONNEE GET ME AN APPLE FOR MY GUEST AMY JEWMER.

RRRRRAAAAMMMOOONNNEEE THROW SOME GLASS BETWEEN SCHUMER AND HER AUDIENCE SO PEOPLE CAN GO TO THE ZOO SAFELY.

RRRRRAAAAMMOO-

Jim: Now that caller was just plain rude and offered up no facts about the situation. For pacing situations, my scene was cut and I understood. I sir suggest you need to go to an AA meeting to see people who are in pain, like myself, and get sensitivity training. (Off mic: was that good Amy?)

Jim, none of us ACTUALLY listen to you, we just hate what pussy your are

Dude, you're a fucking worm and a scumbag. You have no back bone whatsoever. Which is why your career is in the shape it's in. Go suck Opie's tits and thank him for making/saving your Z list career.

Just one question. Why did you and Amy trade body types? I'll hang up and listen to your response

No one listens to the show.

WE DON'T LISTEN!

Jim, hey Jim. Nobody subscribes to Sirius anymore. Your show with Opie sucks, like 2% of us would even know when your show is on.

I would have been happy to call if I knew what was happening. This was all very sudden I didn't know she was on until it was too late. Don't scream at me.

Unfortunately Jimmy's advice show just doesn't have enough sympathetic listeners for Amy to properly defend herself. If she really wants to plead her case to the greater public, she should appear on Scorch's PFG TV, the Nation's true destination for comedy.

Makes an riot inciting post. Doesn't respond to comments in it. Crawl back into the dirt worm boy.

I just re-read this and just now realized that your more famous, female friend called you 20 minutes before YOUR broadcast on a national radio show, and you completely changed your programming to accommodate her. That's even more emasculating and embarrassing than your sex life!

We're not really mad, we were just playing characters that pretended to give a shit about this bizarre comedic universe.

This is /u/thrillated the actor who plays a hater fighter...

I think jimmy has this coming from alot of people, the Amy thing is just the last straw. Personally I don't really care anymore except if shit is funny. This shit he must have taken personally to come over here. No idea why really, he knows she is a phony cunt. Perhaps... He wanted us to tell her that for him? Because he can't? Now he is mad we didn't

/u/Anthonycumiashow comment?

He is in an alcoholic coma right now.

i tuned in to see if he will address the amy thing and he was blabbing about election and libtards, so i skipped like 20 min ahead and he was still blabbing about it, such boring shit show

I cant wait to hear him attack here tomorrow on the show. How he opened his show (how brave) and no one had the balls to call and confront that hack on her joke stealing.

Then queue Opie with his HILARIOUS internet angry guy voice.

Then more Pontificating Weasel talking about how "intellectaully dishonest" we are because he opened the phone lines and no one called.

Hint: no one called because no one listens, hell your fan boards have turned to ghost towns of people who mock you and talk about how the show sucks now. You cant be that self deluded that you think everyone else is wrong and you are right.

PS No one wants life advice from a comic with no self awareness or real life experience who clings to fake addiction recovery as their only interesting trait.

What happened Jimmy? You used to be so honest, and reliable when it came to this stuff. You were always fearless when it came to calling people out even your friends. I never liked the "worm" moniker that folks use when describing you but its beginning to fit.

I think the best part of Norton patting himself on the back with that comment is that he confirmed that Opie has every single "tough question" censored. Congrats on being part of an echo chamber you spineless Gloworm.

Oh shit! I forgot to call just to have her deny that she's a personality changing, phony, joke stealing, boring lobbyist.

What exactly did you think was going to happen, Jim? There's nothing to say, the video speaks for itself. Her claiming she used to play a republican character speaks for itself. Don't pat yourself on the back, Jim. There's nothing to question her or you with. If you're so desperate for comments, there's a ton here for you to reply to. What's that? Oh that's right, you won't.

lmao, this subreddit just gets more and more hilarious. del taco gomez stupidly offers 10 grand for it, an A list "comedian" within 24 hours of a video posted online from here gets accused of joke thievery in major media outlets, and now a pathetic 50 year old comedian is whining like a bitch.

I don't listen to Jim's advice show but if I did I wish I did call in. What the fuck argument even is there? There is video evidence of her doing unoriginal material that other female comics have done. The testimonies of the other female comics have been that she has opened for all of them and they think she stole it all. Of course she is gonna say she didnt do it. What the fuck is the argument? Every guilty person says theyre innocent, she didnt expand on it at all. The jury is out, what is anyone calling in even gonna do? The evidence speaks for itself. I would love for Jimmy to respond to this but obviously he never would.

That's the whole problem with this. The fact that his show is on at an awful time and nobody listens aside, what can someone even say if they call in? They'll tell Amy she's a joke thief and Jim is a worm and she will just go "No I'm not! CIS! Sexism! Rape culture!" And Jim will just yell "BABY BOY BABY BOY!" and turn down the phone. What's even the point?

Nobody here is afraid of Norton or Schumer. We know we're right and they're wrong. But we're not going to get a real discussion on their terms, where they can just yell over the people here.

Cool.

Sooo, are you drinking piss tonight?

He's edging at the moment.

That's the bit, very few of us listen anymore. What do you expect people to call up and say? "Hey Amy I heard some comedians called you a joke thief on twitter, then I saw a convincing video that backed them up, comment?" If you were talking about her snapping at the kid on twitter no one here gives a shit. We just found it funny that Milo and his gay army went after her for it.

I think it's the fact that a lot of people on here don't actually subscribe to the channel anymore so therefore don't get to listen live. A lot of comments regarding the interview are made after the fact as we (mostly) have to wait for it to hit YouTube before we can actually hear it, before asking questions and making statements which you obviously can't retroactively answer efficiently as Amy is no longer there.

We don't care that much lol.

I called Jimmy and the fucking line was busy!!!

Now I KNOW you are lying. :P

I was at my job

How can you defend joke thievery Jim ?? Look we get it you think your gonna be an actor and she's your ticket, but enough already with the fucking wormy shit.

I never though I'd see the day where fucking East Coast/NY comics harbor and defend a thief and West Coast comics viciously out and expose theirs. Fucking sickening.

Who are you? This can't be the real Jim Norton. If it is you need to do some soul searching buddy. WTF have you become man. I was a fan for 15+ years. But whatever, there are other comedians and modes of entertainment out there. At the end of the day you are the person that has to live in your own skin.

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or you could do your own fucking job and not rely on the callers to ask the interesting questions you fucking crumb chaser

Youre a fucking fraud

hahahaaaha...WOW! This is one of the most brutal, succinct, funny threads I've ever read. You can actually feel the disgust and pure honesty in every comment. Like driving by a car crash, I didn't want to look but couldn't stop. Fucking impressive! Fuck that phony, boring, self serving, one trick pony. Am I referring to Jimmy or Amy....?? Looks like they have the exact same personalities. The funniest thing that came out of Schumer was Jeselnik

I know why Jim wouldn't burn that bridge with Amy but don't call out your fans. Geez u/therealjimnorton I used to always defend your actions and when everyone was killing you here because of the Anthony situation but this Amy thing is getting to be too much. I understand sticking with Amy but going after all of us (even the normal, real fans that stood by you through everything).

This is why defending these idiots is stupid. No offense. Love ya miss ya.

i deserve that. (clown hat, curly hair, winking smiley face.)

It's not even like this sub was the source of the accusations. Someone here made the video, but the comedians themselves accused Shumer of stealing their ideas. Shouldn't she take it up with them like a professional instead of trying to beef with a bunch of nobodies from the internet?

Hey Jimmy? Your moms box. mic drop

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I was just going to text you the questions, much like how Ant used to when you guys would bash Opie behind his back.

Jim.. I heard Amy once pooped a 8 inch log turd out of her beef canyon.. Is this true?

And we also literally found out either after it was over or during it.

I don't even have an Sirius subscription. I was listening to a stream of it from here like 10 minutes before it went off. Also, I don't really care to question her.

Also, I wouldn't want you finding out who I am because I'm a scared little baby boy hiding behind an anonymous screen name. You might learn that I have fat family members and that would totally negate any criticism I have.

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Boy I bet this didn't go how you thought it would, eh Jimbo

You say odd shit to people, you're a little worm, but you say odd shit to people.

Patrice fucking you in the ass would've been the closest you'd ever be to having a spine.

I was out for a run. I would definitely have called if I knew.

I would have called bullshit on her "sexism" defense which I think is weak. See here if you're interested.

From Cops or process servers?

Jim - you fucked up, you never should have engaged these savages.

You are presuming, wrongly, that anyone gives a fuck about your advice show and would listen to it willingly.

Dude... none of knew... I would of loved to have asked that after coming up doing offensive comedy she is now telling other younger comedians to be PC. Kind of like Sarah Silverman...

We care as much about you as you do your fans

i dont listen to your fag show cumguzzler. nor do i give a fuck about miss piggy.

That probably says more about the low number of people that listen to your show.

I avoid your "edgy" show like the plague and would never pay to see your mediocre act.

Continue to dance like a monkey for me during my morning drive for the pittance I pay Sirius at this point until your contract is over. Thank you.

How has Jimmy never seen It's Always Sunny? Oh right, he refuses to watch anything or anyone funny, ever.

this nigga is calling us pussies.......

Remember when Amy used to be on a little show called O&A...?? She didn't talk about her weight, had a different story every time about some drunken, slutty shit she had done and would laugh in the face of these fat, SJW, dumb bitches that she is now catering to. She was fucking funny, could go toe to toe with the boys and laugh at herself naturally without it being "an act" She was either being phony then or she's being phony now. It's like a totally different person. By different I mean horrible.

I dont think anyone here listens to o&j or your show

I smell of a future stream of calls to the advice show. Careful what you ask for /u/therealjimnorton.

"Is your refrigerator running? WELL YOU MIGHT WANNA CATCH IT!"

I would've called, but I was too busy having integrity and convictions. You might like it, give it a try sometime.

oof

Good luck with the animated show wormy

He really is going about this crowd funding in a new an interesting way.

You have a show on?

I can't call due to my job and it was at shit in hat notice. Plus whispering in my cubicle wouldn't be good radio and I learnt form the best Brother Wease

You are right, you didn't ask a challenging question. 'Why do fans turn when you came into this radio show and shared so much' - how about when she said that was ALL A CHARACTER, completely writing off everything she had done in her career up until she became famous. She is a what Jim Norton would usually call a 'phoney'.

If I had known, I'd have called.

Your credibility is in the shitter. No one here is buying what you're selling.

Should we believe the convenient "no one called" excuse or our lying eyes? Your twitter timeline is all that matters.

Go tweet this video and ask the lord for redemption https://vimeo.com/152393981

Some of us regular joes actually have to work.

Damn it! I would have called in, but I didn't know that you have your own show.

James, I hope it has occurred to you that most of us are students and workers who do not have an actual subscription to Sirius or the time to sit through hold for twenty minutes.

Jim, love ya, miss ya. Please stop defending a comic who won't do shit for you. You're just a tool or were, for her to come up through the comdy scene. I would've called but you shouldn't need a caller to ask the tough questions. Be a real friend and be honest with her.

but we all listen for free on streams, hours after the show has aired...

She wants somebody to think up a tweet for her???! She can't even come up with her own goddamned TWEET?? Jesus, Schumer....you're about as original as a turd

Actually, I think that only serves to prove the point that no one here actually listens to the garbage shows on that channel, at least not until something is pointed out to us on a YouTube clip.

Hey Jimmy I will congratulate you for keeping the "Amy explains Joke Thievery" on your solo show and not letting Opie claim any of the heat created by the interview. Nice move! I guess this is proof that you are done with him and the O&J show and will be moving on in October. Thanks for the clarification.

I don't really want to talk to either of you.

None of us Subscribe to Sirius XM anymore, PERIOD.

.."sniff"..."burp"..

To use one of your old favorite [and often misused by you] words; you're being disingenuous. You're calling people out when you know damn well that a 20m warning that she'd be appearing on your seldom-heard show wouldn't attract callers on the topic.

Jim, you are assuming that anyone here actually listens to your show. Keep riding more famous people's coattails. God knows Amy has done so much for your career. Dice-O&A-Louis-Leno-Amy-Who's next?

How about you do an AMA on this subreddit and honestly answer questions?

Jim must know that no one actually listens to 202 anymore. Must be tough to do a call in show with like 10 callers left.

Why would they listen to 202? The show has been on XM103 for years now.

shut the fuck up, worm. your show took place while i was at work and i bet the same goes for many others. how about you read the mountains of criticism already posted on this sub over the last few weeks? you have this odd habit of discounting opinions that aren't attributable to a voice or real name.

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COULD WE HAVE?

No one listens to your dumb interviews

That's because no one on this sub pays for Serious or listens to your shitty advice show Jim.

Oh god, this is "the amount of assholes in this sub is unsurpassed" level douche chills.

Fuck off, worm.

This makes 2 out of 3, we can get Opie to post a whiny diatribe here we can hang up our double guns and call it a day.

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I Love this sub, now we got 33% of O&A so angry that they post here and argue with us. We know Ant posts sometimes are Tits reads this every hour on the hour like the MTV jock he wanted to be, so I think it's safe to say we have 3 listeners guys.

I had previously flushed my receiver down a toilet and fucked my mother, so.....

I'm willing to bet no one that posts here actually listens to Jimmy's advice show.... So no one knew to call in.

After listening to the clip, the Amy showing up was last minute... So if you weren't listening live, you didn't know she was there and willing to take your calls.

I get the feeling a lot of the hate on this sub comes from people that actually checked out from O&J or TACS, but still find some joy in shitting on the people they used to enjoy...... Nay, tied their identity to.

Now that the O&A show is definitively done and will never come back, those of us that find the need to be cunts will be cunts... Our identity has been destroyed and apparently the only way for some of us to adapt to this Brave New World is to completely wipe our ass with what we once loved...

The "haters" of Opie, Anthony, Jimmy and anyone remotely connected to the show are only hating because what was their identity had been completely and utterly destroyed in the past 6 months

If its the real Jim you do realize we are just trolling the show right?

I wonder if opie thinks everyone here listens to his show too.

Jim, you're full of shit. You pop in here, give these unemployed shitheads a couple hours notice, and then pretend to be surprised when nobody called other than some slob truckers. So convenient! Can't wait to hear about how pussy this sub is on your show tomorrow. Oh wait, most people don't listen anymore because the other guy is unbearably horrible.

BTW Amy cut you from her movie.

He can't just come popping in here gay as a cricket

You're a loose cannon firing everywhere and i love it.

Pew pew pewwwww PERIOD

lol proof no one actually listens to these shitty shows.

If you didn't know ahead of time she'd be on, how did you expect anyone else to know? You do realize that most of us aren't sitting in our vehicles 24/7 listening to SiriusXM on the off chance that we'll have an opportunity to berate someone on a radio call in show.

Besides the astute point that /u/passprotect15 made, most of us have been listening way too long to play that game. You have your agenda same as us Jim, so stop with the bullshit 'straight man' act.

Schumer? I don't even know her!

TssssssSS??

Why? Why call in, when anyone could know, all it would be you and Amy babbling about "parallelism" and how some teen isn't a good enough comic to be funny, whatever the hell that means?

We're adults, Jim. At least some of us are. We can spot damage control when we see it - and we know any comments or questions we have will be answered according to the narrative Amy and her people have come up with to smother this whole thing. You act like just because nobody called, that makes you right? Is that what you're trying to say? Or are you just lashing out, because your little white knight charge down the valley with Amy's banner didn't work out how you expected?

Anyone else, I would just chalk this up to you want to fuck her, or you did, and now you're her bitch. This isn't how men act, Jim. This is how kids act. Just like how Amy acted on Twitter. You REEK of dysfunction right now, and you're acting like Gregg, and it stinks. I thought you were better than that, and I'm really bummed out now that you're showing your true colors. Honestly, I think Patrice would be ashamed of you, and I don't say that lightly.

Amy is a big girl, let her put on her big girl panties and fight her own battles.

tsssssss fawkin homerun NORTIN!!!!

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I was too busy jerking off to a Jenny Craig infomercial.

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You can't blame Jimmy, he tried to give us an opportunity.

Jim your phone crapped out, what'd you say?

Sorry I don't like conflict.

Uhm, where can I legally have sex with hot trannies?

Hi Jim, how are ya?

This thread stinks

Did you smell her chair after she left bro?

Good luck, bro.

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I did say I was watching the FA Cup. Only show I ever called was to talk to sexy Fez...

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There's even a live listening thread with like 100 comments quoting her as its happening. No one really knew or could call? And for the record Jim should have asked better questions no doubt.

fuckin pechahs

Fuck animating your characters; just make a goddamn radio-play out of it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/15_Storeys_High#Sean_Lock:_15_Storeys_High_.28Radio_4.29

http://youtu.be/S2ds8tCtomQ

Fuck you for making me cry

I actually tried to call while I was at work. Got the busy signal for a minute straight, had to move on with my day.

They only have one line and it was probably in use when they were ordring the chum for Amy.

Hey Jim, nice to see you

oh no jim.

No one wants to call. You are trying to gain attention for your shitty, failing show and we would rather just watch you whither away like the worm that you are..

Uh oh jimmy. You're so rustled!!

just want to confirm ... I could have called ?

I love you, Jim, but nobody's going to listen to an advice show.

/u/TheRealJimNorton,

I like you and your show.. I haven't been to this subreddit for about a week so this whole amy shoe-wearer thing is totally over my head.

peckas

Jim...we didn't know that she'd be there...we were at work. And even those of us who have the freedom to step out for twenty minutes to make a call had no idea that she'd be on. How could you make a gotcha post like this when you literally fucking blitzkreiged us with her appearance? You got her on for forty minutes with zero warning and then were gone. How could any of us have called?

I would have called. But I don't check this sub every second of every day, and I certainly don't have XM. Pretty cool that you posted here though.

Amy went full SJW to get ahead. Fuck her, she's a phony. Jim quit white knighting, she's not going to fuck you.

When the opening is finished, I usually press the skip buddon and move on to #Bangton

Jim's right despite what you all may think. You had your chance to state your argument and you fucked up.

You said you called in, and did nothing, youre the worst here in my opinion.

I made her at least explain something relevant you dumbfuck.

You started your call with: "AMY I just LOVE your comedy!!"

Is he that guy? Fucking yuck!

I read this as is he gay

Not that there's anything wrong with it

That wasn't me you test tube baby, I asked her about her closer jokes and if she thought they were hacky.

ewwwwwww

Don't you have an empty TACS sub to moderate faggot.

I'm right though

You're a correct faggot.

Love ya miss ya

I for one, have never said anything discouraging towards Amy and agree with what you're getting at.

My only advice is that this is what happens when... the natives are trained for war and then left restless.

Eh... I listen.... I laugh... I get back to work. But what do I know?

I believe Lil yimmy has had it with us and our shenanigans.

Amirite gang?

Thanks for verifying that you've been checking this sub frequently.

Hi Jim!

If 90% of us here don't listen to O&J, what makes u think we listen to the abomination that is your shit show? I don't even have sirius anymore, how the fuck would I know the number to the jim advice show? Makes me wish someone would've POSTED THE NUMBER TO YOUR SHOW on this sub. Then we'll see how that would've played out.

In Jimmy's defense, he did post it: https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/41w0ot/my_advice_show_is_really_popular/

I stand corrected, I am a fuckimg retarded jack ass. And now I feel even worse posting the last shit. Fucking jimmy, I like u a lot man but holy shit dude, I just feel like your wrong on this one. I'll still like u no matter what. I'm just mad at the moment. We're all mad. But this shit will blow over. Something else always comes to our ADHD minds on this sub. Whether it's opies tits, or anthony strangling the crypt keeper, something always pops up.

Upvote for cryptkeeper strangling part

We're too busy sitting in front of a monitor, being socially anxious, criticizing every aspect of the O&A universe, while eating Cheetos. We do it good and we do it the best. Whatcha gonna do.

I prefer Ruffles Cheddar and Sour Cream tbh fam

Cool Ranch Doritos guy over here.

Ooooh good choice

Those chips rule.

Jimmy, I still love you. But you don't actually think people here care about what Amy has to say do you? This sub is all about lighting fires and watching them burn. It's not your reaction it's everyone else's. How has nobody figured this out yet.

That's because we know she's innocent. We're just stirring shit stupid.

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Yeah man.... you get it... Norton knows. He knows about the kikes controlling society and he has to play ball. You and me... we're the same, you see....

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Hahaha the excuses!! What a bunch of pussies!

It looks awful when no one calls and then everyone starts making excuses like "Oh we don't really care."

Its not really an excuse, just a fact.

Is it though? I haven't been here long, but I don't really believe everyone doesn't actually give a shit. The posts can be really funny, but the ones that usually center on attacking someone are just usually pretty vitriolic. I mean.. You guys executed a plan to concoct this joke steal video, got it to go viral (Which was all amazing by the way) ..you're like blowing up Twitter about it.. Half the posts here DEMAND that somebody answer for these things. "Bring this up or im done!!!" .. Then someone addresses the sub and people are, like "Oh we don't care really lol" ..Its actually really cool that this sub can rally and affect change but then you guys just fucking like.... Dismiss it and let it go right at the precipice. It sort of sucks.

When they get the attention that came today....Jimmy devoting a whole show to it, of course people are going to feed on it. They are getting a reaction.

I executed no plan whatsoever....I am just here, as are most people. If no one reacts to the posts "demanding" that some one answer, what would happen?

You would thing people like Norton and Amy, comics that are heckled as part of their career, could brush this shit off.

I get the point of brushing it off, but I think it's more than a heckling. Not to mention they do sort of have an obligation to try and appease people here as it's a bigger part of their "fanbase" than they'd like to admit.

I know you didn't, but I remember seeing the post about the video suggestions - someone rolling with it, and now it's viral and being reported on everywhere. That's pretty huge. My only point is I think more people DO care about it, and they probably should man. They are helping B list comedians carry out a justifiable cause against an A lister and it's so wide spread the A lister has to react. Nothing wrong with caring about that and following up.

Replying to my own shit Like an asshole, too, but think about it. You guys were literally the voices of Kathleen Madigan and Liebman etc.. You were able to cause Amy Schumer who is a Bona fide A lister to come on a show and address allegations about being a shitty joke thief. This sub was literally a Pop culture vigilante group. To say you guys all don't give a fuck all of the sudden seems like a lie.

Sorry Jim. I would have called but I was watching The Gavin McInnes show. A much more informative and entertaining show. You could learn from him.

Great, trade an aging, insufferable faggot for an aging, insufferable faggot.

Jimmy is right.

If this is such a big deal to any of you on this Subreddit, an effort could've been made. But none was done.

Instead its excuses, and justifications as to why you didn't need to.

Jimmy just shamed all of you who think she's a joke stealer.

Nobody listens to his show or knew Amy was going to be on his show. Not to mention that the ones of us with brains have jobs... Who the hell can call a radio show at 2pm when we don't even know the radio show exists?

Keep telling yourself that.

The jerk off gave 20 minutes notice. Even if he gave 10 hours notice, no one here really gives a shit. Faggots like Norton, Opie and Anthony take this forum far more seriously than any of us do. But all the while, they claim they don't give a shit. It is mildly amusing just how worked up they get over the nonsense here.

Meanwhile everyone here is patting themselves on the back for that Video becoming popular. And discussing about how this subreddit is the new show, the one that makes the impact.

You can't have it both ways. People here are also taking it seriously, then claiming they don't give a shit. So they are as bad as Opie, Anthony, and Jim, Nay worse, because those guys made a bunch of money before becoming irrelevant.

I think the difference you might be missing is that there are 300+ different people here commenting on any given day. They aren't going to all fall in line with each other. With that said, this entire sub is still generally less hypocritical than Jimmy alone.

Yes the subreddit who goes back and forth on which current and former show members, and guest are great or awful constantly is less hypocritical.

Remember when everyone hated Danny Ross, then he posted a few times and he was hero to all.

Remember when Anthony was a hero for taking photos of a random woman on the street, then a douche for a lot of his Anthony Cumia show stuff, then a hero for taking opie to task, then a douche for how bad he looked in the article about their breakup, then a hero for not backing down on Opie, then a douche for beating his girlfriend.

Remember when Eshter Ku was hated, then made one appearance, said one thing that sparked a fight, and she was a goddess here.

You can call it changing opinion, but if anyone on the show did it, you'd also call it hypocritical.

/user/BaldOpie/ lulz

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You still missed it - the sub is not one person. And it also doesn't act as one. Not everyone here hates Danny, not everyone later turned. Not everyone felt the same about Anthony at any given point.

Esther, however, yes, she is the hero we deserve.

He's right. You are all cowards.

I like Amy Schumer but there was no real notice that she was going to be on

I like Amy Schumer

Downvoted for this.

But your second point is correct.

I can't blame you

I listened because I like your show, but didn't call in because I don't think Amy stole anything. I just kicked back with my container off coffee and took a seat on the nearest I-beam and enjoyed my Bologna and pimento cheese sandwich.

Hahahahah he is totally right!

Every one has huge throbbing balls on the internet but everyone is too crippled with asbergers to pick up a phone

Jimmy knew she would be on, AND CAME TO THIS SUB WHICH HE HATES to give everyone a chance to actually DO something.

The only thing accomplished was Amy talking in circles (I guess metzger didn't have time to write her lines) and jimmy proving 100% everything he has ever said about this sub is true.

Obviously I mean myself as well

Dear jimmy I'm sorry I said mean things about you in other threads. You proved something, at least to me today.

Edit: you didn't prove enough to listen to that Scott and Todd radio show you're on but I'll go see your tour

What a surprise the dipshit who wasn't even an active member on this sub until 24 hours ago is being a contrarian faggot.

Yes and this is my only account

My other is:

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Oh and [deleted] was a good one

Omg omg omg don't forget [deleted] what a hoot

Lol that's what I'm getting PAID FOR

AND CAME TO THIS SUB WHICH HE HATES

If he hated it then he wouldn't come here. He secretly loves it. We're talking about a guy who gets a sexual thrill out of humiliation. He is reading this right now while edging.

He's not gonna PM you nudes, you groveling faggot.

BULLSHIT, COCKSUCKER!

If it helps any... it's a handful of weirdos who you're not going to satisfy no matter what you do. Amy (and you) dealt with it exactly the way they would have said they wanted until you did it - dealt with it directly.

Big fan yadda yadda thanks for all the years of entertainment.

queer

Fuck you fuck your family.

Stop being positive, faggot.

Do the bit!

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I think jimmy has this coming from alot of people, the Amy thing is just the last straw. Personally I don't really care anymore except if shit is funny. This shit he must have taken personally to come over here. No idea why really, he knows she is a phony cunt. Perhaps... He wanted us to tell her that for him? Because he can't? Now he is mad we didn't

This is /u/thrillated the actor who plays a hater fighter...

You had me at 'polychaete.'

This makes 2 out of 3, we can get Opie to post a whiny diatribe here we can hang up our double guns and call it a day.

Oh and [deleted] was a good one